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(Formula One AU)
Robby and Abbot are team principals with a storied past and rivalry. When their star drivers, Langdon and Shen, start to get compared to them, the paddock begins to dig a little deeper into why they seem to hate each other so much. Dennis is just trying to keep himself sane as Santos' race engineer and keep his greatest secret hidden. Garcia wants a piece of the new rookie, Samira wants to beat her former teammate, Dana and Heather want to cause chaos. Everyone is watching, but it might just all go up in flames.
Can be read by those without F1 knowledge!
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A small, barely noticeable smile grows on Oscar’s face, “Yeah, it’s good that you aren’t suffering like that anymore.”
Then he’s moving, squeezing Logan’s nape as he walks by, “The apartment looks great, by the way.”
Logan is left in the kitchen. Bare feet on cold tile. Dustpan and broom in hand.
He feels a bit sick. Not like he’s got a fever, or some painful disease. No, it feels like he’s eaten too much candy, too many sweet things, and was left with a stomach ache in return.
Logan Sargeant is falling after losing his seat, Oscar Piastri catches him. The question is if Oscar will let him go afterwards.
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When Jack is given the position of attending physician at the same time Dana is passed over for a promotion to charge nurse, Robby comes over to celebrate/commiserate with the pair. Of course, he's aware his friends have some sort of fling going on, but he's just trying to be supportive. The duo soon learn of Robby's love of movies and filmmaking, and Robby learns that his inexperience is anything but a turnoff for the couple. Together, they decide it's only right to combine the two details, and film Robby's first time.
Or, Dana films Jack taking Robby's virginity. For her viewing pleasure, of course.
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Santos notices her roommate's newfound inclination to frills and lace. When she decides to make it everyone else's problem, Whitaker ends up in the spotlight of the PTMC's betting pool again. This time, the winners get a proper show, all orchestrated by Abbot and Robby and taking place in the break room.
Dennis flashes his panties. It ends with his ass bruised and his coworkers hot and bothered from watching.
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- Part 6 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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If he could race again, he’d do it in a heartbeat. To shove a helmet on, strap himself in again. Sometimes, it’s all he can think about, getting back in it.
Then he remembers how it felt to lose it all.
Racing was everything. All his friends, all his love. The lines got blurred when he was still in it. He cared too much. Things went too fast, on the track, off the track. It was too much and not enough and he kept fucking reaching for more without checking if he was able to hold it.
Or, how Logan poorly, then not so poorly, deals with his life after leaving the world of F1.
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“Get the fuck out,” he growls in return.
“That’s not how we do things, is it, Oscar?” Mark stands still, and god how badly Oscar wants to punch him for his comments, “Get up. Time to stop moping.”Oscar wants to take his win back, the one that he thinks he deserves. Mark makes him take something over and over again until he stops being so mad. It mostly works.
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Logan disappears for the 2025 season. When he returns as a tanned surfer bro that's only spotted in the McLaren garage, social media has thoughts. And some theories.
(A social media!AU Follow-up to American Dreamin' that can be read as a stand alone!)
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- Part 2 of Opens to the Open Road
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“Mate, I’m like 90% sure that’s fuckin’ Logan Sargeant,” a quiet voice whispers.
Another voice responds, accent less harsh, tone terribly familiar, “We are in a surf shop in Inverloch. That is not Logan Sargeant.”
“Look at him and tell me that’s not Logan Sargeant,” the first voice whispers.After his career as an F1 driver ends, Logan tries to pick up the pieces. He's not sure if it's the career change or the other thing he's lost in the last year that's making him crazy. While figuring it out, he learns some new tricks, makes new friends, and discovers some new facts about his life.
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- Part 1 of Opens to the Open Road
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“Hmm, you’re interesting, Piastri,” Max hums, still so fucking close, “I’ll be watching you.”
Oscar’s heart is beating ungodly fast, but it hurts in a good way, “I like an audience, keep your eyes on me, Verstappen. Won’t disappoint.”
The hand on his neck tightens its grip, and Max leans in close enough that Oscar can feel how his mouth moves as he speaks, “You won’t, I won’t let you.”
(Oscar likes to push until he gets hurt. Max likes to hurt until he gets pushed away. It's a match made in hell.)
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Dennis is sent into heat, and needs his alphas to assist him through it. He also needs their bites on his neck, but that can be discussed after they knot him.
(Follow-up that can be read as a stand alone)
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- Part 2 of Show You What the Love is
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Dennis is homesick for a home he doesn't miss. After a bad day that leaves him with a broken nose, he has a bit of a breakdown about his home. Robby finds him, and Dennis does what he knows best, and quotes bible verses as he cries about it.
(Or how Dennis ended up in Pittsburgh, a thousand miles from home and why he doesn't want to go back.)
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When a patient comes in overdosing with chemical heat inducer in their system, Dennis is quick to offer his help as the ER's only omega. Things are going well until he realizes that he's inhaled the heat inducer himself, and is rapidly falling into a false heat. It'd be fine if he wasn't also in the room with his two alpha attendings.
(Or Whitaker huffs sex pollen and needs to be knotted by the two older alphas to survive)
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- Part 1 of Show You What the Love is
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It’d been a god awful week. The summer heatwave and his family visiting had left Robby in a foul mood for an entire week. He's grouchy, irritated, and snapping at everyone around him. Dennis resorts to taking smoke breaks to escape his temper. Dana approaches him, cigarette in hand, with a proposal from her and Abbot. Three cigarettes later, and Dennis is fully on board with fixing Robby's no good attitude.
(The one where Robby gets ganged up on and Dana Evans proves to be the greatest brat tamer this world's ever seen.)
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- Part 5 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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Whitaker's feeling a little insecure and jealous of his partners getting hit on at a fundraising gala. Langdon, in a similar situation, offers him a deal. A cigarette and one steamy makeout session later, both of them are left with sore bottoms and a memorable night.
Langdon shows Whitaker how to be a brat. They both learn what happens to boys that misbehave.
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- Part 4 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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Whitaker finds himself wanting to seal the deal with his old men. A drunken mishap on behalf of his roommate gives him the perfect opportunity get them to take care of him, and in return take care of unfinished business between them.
Or, a young med student gets absolutely wrecked by his attendings and loves it.
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- Part 3 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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Whitaker has continued his flirtation with both Robby and Abbot for the past few weeks. The women of the ER decide that it's time to pick up the pace and enact a plan to get Huckleberry and his old men to spice up their love lives. It spirals and Whitaker ends up needing his favorite doctors to kiss it better.
This picks up after 'Take a Slice (Don't Wanna Pick)' and you may need to read that to get context.
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- Part 2 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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Whitaker has been left in the dark by his colleagues about the more, messy, side of the ER. He decides that he must prove that he's not as clueless and hopeless when it comes to flirting and hooking up in the workplace as they all think. So, in an attempt to disrupt the betting pool that doubts his abilities, he choses least the expected options as his targets. In the end though, he may have bitten off more than he can chew.
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- Part 1 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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Sakumo was not the only Hatake of his generation. An older sister who produced a civilian daughter should be nothing more than a footnote in the clan's history. Until, that civilian has a daughter that is far too talented to not get noticed. With a push from the elders, Hiruzen gives Kakashi a choice, take on an apprentice or let the only other Hatake go to Danzo.
Or, alternatively, how Kakashi ends up with a tiny pink child teaching him about feelings.
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- Part 1 of Rubble to Rubble
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Genma is a notorious gossip. He loves finding little bits and pieces of information about other shinobi in Konoha. Given that his former ANBU captain is notorious about being private, Genma loves getting gossip about him the most. When Kakashi takes a new apprentice and Genma sees them out and about in the village, he gets his best piece of information yet.
An add on to my other fic in this series, 'How to Stay'. Takes place between chapter 3 & 4 of that fic. Could be read as a standalone oneshot.
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- Part 2 of Rubble to Rubble
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Jiraiya likes to gather information from all avenues, so when he encounters a woman that says she can see the future, he's hooked in more ways than one. With a daughter that shares her mother's ability to receive visions of the future, things get a lot more complicated. Raised on the road by her traveling singer mother, Juna sees the life of shinobi firsthand, both in her dreams and visions and in real life. Follow her journey as she grapples with the knowledge of the events on the horizon and her own desires for her life.
Or what would happen if Jiraiya procreated with the wrong woman to create the lamest nepo baby to grace the shinobi world.
