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Zero Day + Elephant Drabbles (and other nonsense) by messyschmutt
Fandoms: Zero Day (2003), Elephant (2003), Flight 7500, We Need to Talk About Kevin - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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writing these while geeked and listening to my shitty scenecore
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napping with kevin
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- Part 44 of quickies
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i think about him a lot…
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- Part 13 of On That School Shooter Emeto Grindset
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just a little introduction to my new(-ish) OCs!!
will update as i make more info abt them
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Two boys, one mall bathroom, zero food left in their tummies ^_^
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- Part 12 of On That School Shooter Emeto Grindset
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will update as i write more yaya
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Rambling About Alex by messyschmutt
Fandoms: Elephant (2003), Drillbit Taylor (2008), The Lost (2006), Flight 7500, Actor RPF, American (US) Actor RPF, Queen of Cactus Cove
15 Dec 2025
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sometimes i feel certain ways about alex frost’s characters, so here’s some of my depraved thoughts i assume?
some thoughts are not-so-depraved as well tho, which is why i changed the rating from explicit to not rated :3
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my very late thanksgiving fic (which is still unfinished but take the prologue anyways)
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- Part 11 of On That School Shooter Emeto Grindset
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tim gets a little too drunk, a little too high, and a little too nauseous
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gender-neutral reader rides andre nonconsensually
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- Part 43 of quickies
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just a collection of drabbles about cal being the reader’s myspace groomer [reader is a loli/shota/etc.]
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- Part 10 of Criminals Being Kodocons
- Part 12 of Spreading the Calvin Pervriel Agenda
- Part 8 of The Army of Cunny
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instead of both cal and andre killing themselves, cal doesn’t pull the trigger, leaving andre to die by himself
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- Part 42 of quickies
- Part 17 of Spreading the Calvin Pervriel Agenda
- Part 1 of My Little Necro
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kinda shitty one-shot (a one-shit, if you will) cuz i’m high and horny for andre and cal’s corpses mmffghh
okay you freaks wanted more so there’s more courtesy of… me and my freaky nature.
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- Part 39 of quickies
- Part 2 of My Little Necro
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puppy reader accidentally gets their period on alex’s bed and they think he’s gonna get mad but surprise surprise!!! he’s actually the opposite of mad
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- Part 41 of quickies
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finally, a normal zero day fic, what we’ve all been waiting for…
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- Part 40 of quickies
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i’m getting off a dxm high rn and i’m tryna feel like i did something with my life today
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- Part 13 of Criminals Being Kodocons
- Part 10 of The Army of Cunny
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you’re the intern at the mcpd and thatcher fucks you [tboy reader-insert]
as for the consent part, you’re a teenager and he’s an adult so it’s sexual abuse, but you are okay with it happening (possibly because he groomed you, idrk, this is just a one-shot and i’m zooted rn okay)
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- Part 38 of quickies
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you’re sick and you need cough syrup, but your older brother cal tells you to drink waaaay more than you need…
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- Part 37 of quickies
- Part 14 of Criminals Being Kodocons
- Part 16 of Spreading the Calvin Pervriel Agenda
- Part 11 of The Army of Cunny