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"Cassie looks like she fucks so butch."
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victoria finally understands what it's like to be femme.
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- Part 5 of it's just in my nature
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“So, what are you good at?” Candy leans in, still moves her body as she speaks to Zoro and it’s both agonising and wonderful. “Not dancing, obviously.”
“Um,” Zoro says, with the brilliance of a burnt-out lightbulb.
“Your arms look nice. Are you good with your hands?” Candy asks, tilting her head. There’s something else hidden in that question, something at the edge of it that Zoro can’t quite grasp.
“I- I mean-,” Zoro tries and fails.
“How about your mouth?”
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Zoro works as a bouncer at a queer night club. Candy attracts his attention with ease. She treats him like a dog and Zoro is surprised to find that he's into that.
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13 May 2026
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His palms began to sweat as he shoved his phone back in his pocket. There was no way Robby wasn’t flagging. Why the fuck would he flag at work? Dennis felt the pit in his stomach grow as he stood and made his way to North 5, running through the worst case scenarios in his head. Did Robby know about his crush? Was he teasing Dennis? It didn't seem like him, but then again, what did Dennis know about Robby?
Well, he knew three things now. Robby liked men, and he flagged mustard yellow and hunter green on the left.
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12 Mar 2026
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Robby had a bad day.
Not that there was ever a “good” day when you worked in the ER. But some days were better than others, and some days were much, much worse.
And today’s shift wasn't the worst ever. But it had come at the end of a long week that saw several patients lost and multiple breakdowns from members of his team. Robby was worn thin from dealing with it all day in and day out.
And so, when he trudged into his apartment on Friday night, he threw down his bag, slipped into a comfy pair of sweats, and opened Grindr.
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12 Mar 2026
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Dennis didn’t think it would be too outlandish to theorize that Trinity herself had planned this terrible storm. Maybe she had even conspired with their landlord to not fix the heating in their decrepit building, forcing them to find other places to hunker down so as to not freeze to death. It certainly was a pointed choice for her to stay at Garcia's, knowing he wouldn’t want to go with, and thus leaving him with limited options of where to seek shelter from the ice and snow. Trinity could barely hold back her smirk when he had confirmed he would be staying at Robby’s.
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12 Feb 2026
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The summer after senior year is a weird time for Mike Wheeler.
Basically, in the heat of the moment, they end up fucking at their last ever sleep over, and probably never talk about it again.
This is pure unashamed smut lol. (your last warning!!)
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06 Jan 2026
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For a moment, Hongjoong feels a wave of panic wash over her, to wring herself free and get away from Seonghwa. She feels trapped, cornered. She feels like prey pinned beneath a beast.
But she liked it.
She loved it.
Deep down her body is screaming for more, to be battered by the delicate hands of Park Seonghwa.
or, Hongjoong gets exactly what shes been dreaming of.
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09 Dec 2025
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"I'm sorry," Hongjoong fumbled to stand up. "I'm not what you're looking for. This is a bad idea. I don't have any experience, and you know exactly what you want."
Or, Hongjoong is trying to figure out what being a Dom means to him and Seonghwa is ready to have some fun while he looks for his next husband.
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24 Nov 2025
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i'll be ringing in your ears by occultings (microcomets) for surething
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Aug 2022
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“Here for your coat?” Wei Ying asks, a little glumly.
A pause with no answer. And then the door shuts. There’s the sound of someone breathing near Wei Ying, quick and shallow. She’s not alone anymore.
Wei Ying perks up with renewed interest. “Or . . . are you here for me?”
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Two times Wei Ying kisses a stranger while blindfolded in a closet, and one time she knows exactly what she wants.
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13 Nov 2025
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throw the keys back by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2021
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"The thing is, right," Wei Ying said, "this city is supposed to be great for queers, and it's senior year, and I've been out for the almost the entirety of the time I've been at college, and everyone knows me, and I've, like, gone on dates, even, and still, no-one's even kissed me. It's never happened! Not even once! Isn't that crazy? I think I'm very kissable, Lan Zhan!"
She felt Lan Zhan's gaze get heavier.
"You're a virgin," Lan Zhan said, her voice an octave deeper than usual.
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13 Nov 2025
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A Little To The Left by anxiousTypist
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying visits a spa for a massage. Her masseuse is Lan Zhan, tall and beautiful, and fuck her hands are so big, fuck fuck fuck.
She needs a really good massage for all her back pain. She gets a really good massage, but there's not a lot of focus on her back...
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12 Nov 2025
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I don't really know how to do summaries so here's a snippet:
“It’s not that we don’t want to invite you or hang out with you Jongho, we just…..it’s not a regular hangout…..we have an…arrangement kind of…and…” Yeosang stopped and closed his eyes, muttering words Jongho couldn’t catch.
“Look we meet up and fuck okay, one great big orgy that helps with the tension of the week.”
A gasp could be heard behind him from Wooyoung, though Jongho barely heard it considering the static in his ears. What?!
“Mingi you can’t just say that what the hell.”
“What, it’s your big mouth that got us into this in the first place.”
“Hey!”
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26 Oct 2025
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“You’re a lot more disciplined than I expected, it’s kind of disappointing.”
Seonghwa twirls around at the words, frowning. “What?”
Hongjoong shrugs, that goddamn smug look grating on Seonghwa’s nerves.
“You know what I mean.” He blinks. “Mommy.”
Seonghwa narrows his eyes at the shorter man, fists balling. “You fucker.”
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Hongjoong awakens a new kink in Seonghwa that he had no idea existed, so it's only manners to finish what he started, right?
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07 Oct 2025
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(our friendship) up against the ropes by daltoneering
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2020
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The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.
Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:
Lan Zhan fucks.
Lan Zhan fucks.
Lan Zhan fucks.;
Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?
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06 Oct 2025
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i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
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06 Oct 2025
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Dazzle Like a Diamond by Tsukimiko_san
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2023
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Wei Wuxian can't stop thinking of Lan Wangji having every single shiny thing he finds.
Or: crowxian unknownly courting dragonji. that's it, that's the fic.
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04 Oct 2025
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your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.
There’s also commentary.
“—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”
“—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”
Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.
Right up at the footage of him.
(AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)
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29 Sep 2025
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Themes and Variations in F# Major by defractum for ghostberry (xmoyashiii)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2021
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The thing with musical prodigies is that they're soloists, and soloists play alone. He doesn't want to play alone anymore.
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"A summer guest lecture series? Oh, very nice. I wish I could sit in on that."
"Do you also play the piano?"
"Not even a little bit," says Wei Ying cheerfully. "But I'm sure you'd have a lot of thoughts on musicality that would be relevant regardless."
"Oh," says Lan Zhan. He seems to be searching for something else to say. "I believe it is oversubscribed," he says finally.
"As it should be," says Wei Ying, and does not tell him that he has all of Lan Zhan's albums downloaded onto his phone, listened to over and over when he's on a train, a plane, waiting for a taxi, has followed his career since he overheard half a Mendelssohn when they were fifteen.
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28 Sep 2025
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Work-Life Balance is Not A Thing by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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“Is it the salary,” Lan Zhan asks, head tilting in a question.
He looks gorgeous and Wei Ying hates him for it.
“No, the compensation is very generous.”
“The hours,” Lan Zhan guesses, and that gives Wei Ying an idea.
“Yeah, the hours are too much,” he says, putting on his whiny voice, “I’m still in my twenties, you know? I want to go out and eat with my friends, and, and maybe find a boyfriend and get married, have a few kids, adopt some cats.”
Lan Zhan looks at him as if he has gone insane.
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Wei Ying resigns from his post as Lan Zhan's executive assistant.
Lan Zhan goes to great lengths to keep him.
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11 Sep 2025
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the cat distribution system by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Aug 2025
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Wei Wuxian didn’t imagine acquiring a cat like this, nor did he imagine acquiring a fluffy white cat that, even covered in dirt and debris and clutched to a four-year-old’s chest like a teddy bear, manages to give the impression it’s judged his entire life and found it deeply wanting.
“Uh, A’Yuan,” he asks slowly, just in case this is a hallucination. “Who’s this?”
“A cat,” A’Yuan says proudly, leaning his round cheek against the top of the cat’s head, while the cat continues to look at Wei Wuxian like he’s wearing week-old clothes covered in food stains.
Or: Wei Wuxian gets a cat, and then a boyfriend, both of which are a surprise.
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07 Sep 2025