11 Works by mrmime
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Often times, it's as simple as reaching his wick and putting him out.
When he's lit again, he'll mope, and stamp, but some simple shushing from Gregory will have him right on his way, back to the kitchen or whatever aimless patrol he had assigned himself to for the evening.
The real trouble arises when those simple tactics don't douse Chef's impending rampage.
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what's owed by mrmime
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 May 2023
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Mostly, Link just hopes Penn can't hear them.
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You met when he was ██ hours, days, months, years old, and you were exactly as old as you always had been.
You took him away, and you never let him out of your arms.
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This saccharine shtick has to end.
How long can things go on like this? Perpetuating a lie based on something as shallow and temporary as a bag of skin and some dust? Based on assumptions long-since burned at the bridge, a thousand miles back in the opposite direction. Based on simple, stupid wants. Not needs. Based on hopes, and dreams, like he hasn't been fed full to bursting of those over the last dozen endless decades. The same endless decades, over and over ad nauseam.
And believe him, he's plenty sick of it.
"you still brooding over there, chief?"
Ugh.
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Calling it to you has an estimated ninety-percent chance of being an abject fucking mistake, so. You let it do its thing, whatever that is. And if it wants to pester you, it will.
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But nothing good ever comes out of looking at this thing any longer than it takes to glance in its direction and make sure it's where you left it, and he's been sitting here, staring at it for a while now.
He'd been told in no uncertain terms that doing that is just about the least advisable thing he could be doing, around this thing.
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Procuring ingredients for Chef to work with is easy enough of a task. No one who walks through the front doors of Gregory House has anyone who's going to miss them.
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"Are you avoiding the question, friend?"
Dedan brings the little bird in towards his face, chuffing as Japhet butts the top of his downy head against his chin. "Never," he says. "Like you'd drop it if I tried, you little pest."
"'Pest', he says!"
"Yeah, I says. What're you gonna do about it, pipsqueak? Gimme a pinch?" The talon on Dedan's thumb prods Japhet's fragile chest, eliciting a noise.
"Oh, a pinch I might give you. Invoke my ire and I might stomp on your toes, Tall Mister."
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"I'm a fool," he chirps.
"Yes, but so am I. And so is Dedan, it's why we get along so well."
"Do we, though?"
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"The fuck kind of question is that?" Brows furrowed, Bec grits the question out in the best snarl he can manage. For a second, he almost thinks he did a pretty fantastic job until Cal crows out one of those heinous laughs of his.
"A legitimate one!"
"Are you sure you know the definition of that word? I'll Google it, if you want."
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It has to be a virus, right? What other sort of explanation could there be for you being so... you.