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Some heroes were made by fate. Kate Bishop had made herself.
Yelena takes in the sight of Kate’s arms covered in Minion-themed bandaids, the black eye creeping out under the obnoxious purple frames of her custom sunglasses; Lucky’s dog leash tangles between the archer’s legs and she stumbles in an attempt to remain standing.
“Kate,” Yelena states flatly, “you look like a total asshole.” Kate nods like she knows this already.
OR: the underground criminal network bites back: in which kate bishop crushes on her roommate, runs the bodega out of bandaids, and tells her mom to fuck off. oh, and drags along an assassin (hot) and two dogs (brainless) with her.
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25 Aug 2021
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Storybrooke Singles (or: Emma Swan Decides Not To Die Alone After a Humiliating Snapchat Incident) by coalitiongirl
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
20 Aug 2017
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"To commemorate this achievement and prove just how good at this I am, Storybrooke Singles has decided to take on a charity case.” Zelena claps her hands together. “Someone forever doomed to be alone if not for me."
Emma says under her breath to Regina, “Which desperate sucker did she get for that?” Regina shrugs, tearing off another piece of Emma’s bear claw.
Zelena raises her voice. “And now, give it up for the sad, pathetic lonely woman whose life I’m going to change forever…” Her smile widens. “Emma Swan!”
Regina chokes on her bear claw.
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