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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Penelope has got a lot on her mind. For the first time ever she fakes an orgasm. Out of guilt she shares this with Colin. Colin decides to do whatever he can to make sure his wife is satisfied.

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  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Colin was startled away from his spiralling thoughts when she finally spoke up.

    “Colin,” her whispered voice sliced through his confusion, face still downturned. “Listen to me.”

    He could see her right foot was twitching and her fists were tightening into her bright daydress - as if her body was struggling to contain the entirety of herself. He stepped closer, craning down his neck to try and get a glimpse of her face.

    She looked up then, incensed determination radiating off her.

    “Either you distance yourself completely from Marina,” she pronounced, her eyes hard and her face coloured with a pale red, “or else I will sever all ties with you.”

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    Colin would do just about anything Penelope asked of him.

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  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    His kind do not surface often. The old stories say it invites trouble—human nets, human curiosity, human cruelty. Anthony reminds him of this regularly. Colin has never cared, and this is the part of his day he looks forward to most. The slow ascent toward the light. The knowledge of what waits for him above.

    Who waits for him above.

    The Little Mermaid AU exactly one person asked for. Artwork by YoukaiYume.

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    It's not the first time Colin has woken up with a dry mouth, an achy body and a severe case of ‘what the hell did I do last night?’ but it is definitely the first time he has woken up here.

    What’s happening…?

    What is this place…?

    Is that Penelope he can hear…?

    His panic and confusion melt away at the sound of her voice and he feels a sense of relief. Penelope is close, she’s here… she’s… very close, actually… very, very close.

    Wait… Is she…? Is he…? Could he be…?

    Inside her?

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  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    Hello, Upper East Siders,

    Should I introduce myself? Or should we skip the niceties and just get straight into business? I guess formality is not a form that shouldn't be lost in time, even when rudeness and social media have made apes out of people behind their phones.

    My name is Miss Whistledown, and I will become your reliable source into the lives of the wealthy, scandalous, and wildly inappropriate residents of the Upper East Side. 

    I assume you are reading this because you know some of them. Or if you're lucky enough, you are one of them. 

    So here I am to unmask the reality of the wealthiest and to show no mercy in uncovering their deepest, darkest secrets. 

    So activate your notifications. You know where to find me

    xoxo,

    Miss Whistledown. 

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