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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
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What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
Completed: 10/27/25.
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25 Jul 2026
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Velvette snatched her phone away, glowering down at it. “Do you know who this cunt is or not?!” she demanded.
“Never heard of ‘em.” It’s not like the guy was using his actual face. He had one of those VTuber rigs, a really fucking good one too. The best Angel had ever seen, and he spent way too much time watching shit on his phone.
It was the usual, over-the-top cutesy anime-style model. Although… The silhouette was weirdly familiar. Perky ears, little antlers, but a deep frown instead of a wide grin. The colors were wrong too, all blues instead of reds.
And the fucking username… Radio-Chan.
Somebody had a fucking death wish. If the Vees didn’t murder him first, Alastor sure as fuck would.
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Alastor takes offense to Velvette assuming he isn't up-to-date on modern tech. Angel helps.
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25 Jul 2026
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“Charlie, baby cakes, please tell me ya know who the fuck’s currently hangin’ out in our lobby!”
Charlie’s heart swelled and she clasped her hands in front of her, eyes sparkling. He said our!
Angel snapped his fingers in her face. “I’m gonna need ya to focus, toots. That bitch is the Crochet Cannibal!”
“…sorry. Is she an overlord or…?”
“Char, believe me when I say that she makes Smiles look like a fuckin’ kitten.”
“…Angel, he eats people. Alive.”
“So does she. ‘Cept she don’t fuckin’ kill ‘em.”
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Everyone at the hotel assumes Alastor’s beloved mother is in Heaven.
They couldn’t be more wrong.
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25 Jul 2026
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Alastor had just begun to wonder where he might stop for breakfast (likely in the delightful Cannibal Town), when he spotted the strangest sight up ahead. Cocking his head to one side, he slipped into his shadow, skirting the length of the sidewalk and resurfacing behind a child of all things!
The little girl in question was seated on the edge of the sidewalk, her arms wrapped tightly around her legs and her chin resting on her knees. She wore a lovely pink dress, her blonde hair pulled back into a thick braid. She looked utterly miserable, tears filling her eyes though none seemed to have fallen yet.
Now why would Princess Charlotte Morningstar be out at this hour, let alone unaccompanied?
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Alastor’s been dead for decades. What if his initial visit to the hotel wasn’t the first time he met Charlie?
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25 Jul 2026
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Hide from the Light and Linger in the Shade by eternalscout
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jun 2024
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Niffty’s hand shot into the air. Vaggie motioned for her to speak.
“What do we do when Mister Alastor kills us all and bathes in our blood?”
Angel jerked in his seat, all eight of his eyes widening in alarm.
Vaggie scowled. “Not gonna happen. We’ve accounted for every possible variable.” She punctuated each word with a pointer tap to the myriad of scenarios scrawled across the board.
Lucifer rolled his eyes. He was just one measly little deer man, who was now standing in front of the mission board and studying it. How much trouble could he possibly—
Lucifer nearly fell out of his seat, frantically pointing at Alastor when his words failed him.
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Lucifer has a lot on his mind:
1. WHY is his daughter friends and business partners with a cannibalistic serial killer?
2. WHY can’t he keep his own stupid mouth shut?
3. WHY won’t the cannibalistic serial killer go the fuck to sleep?!Series
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25 Jul 2026