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“Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”
His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.
“Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.
Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”
Alastor frowned.
“It’s 2024.”
Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.
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What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.
Completed: 10/27/25.
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25 Jul 2026
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Velvette snatched her phone away, glowering down at it. “Do you know who this cunt is or not?!” she demanded.
“Never heard of ‘em.” It’s not like the guy was using his actual face. He had one of those VTuber rigs, a really fucking good one too. The best Angel had ever seen, and he spent way too much time watching shit on his phone.
It was the usual, over-the-top cutesy anime-style model. Although… The silhouette was weirdly familiar. Perky ears, little antlers, but a deep frown instead of a wide grin. The colors were wrong too, all blues instead of reds.
And the fucking username… Radio-Chan.
Somebody had a fucking death wish. If the Vees didn’t murder him first, Alastor sure as fuck would.
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Alastor takes offense to Velvette assuming he isn't up-to-date on modern tech. Angel helps.
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25 Jul 2026
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“Charlie, baby cakes, please tell me ya know who the fuck’s currently hangin’ out in our lobby!”
Charlie’s heart swelled and she clasped her hands in front of her, eyes sparkling. He said our!
Angel snapped his fingers in her face. “I’m gonna need ya to focus, toots. That bitch is the Crochet Cannibal!”
“…sorry. Is she an overlord or…?”
“Char, believe me when I say that she makes Smiles look like a fuckin’ kitten.”
“…Angel, he eats people. Alive.”
“So does she. ‘Cept she don’t fuckin’ kill ‘em.”
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Everyone at the hotel assumes Alastor’s beloved mother is in Heaven.
They couldn’t be more wrong.
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25 Jul 2026
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Alastor had just begun to wonder where he might stop for breakfast (likely in the delightful Cannibal Town), when he spotted the strangest sight up ahead. Cocking his head to one side, he slipped into his shadow, skirting the length of the sidewalk and resurfacing behind a child of all things!
The little girl in question was seated on the edge of the sidewalk, her arms wrapped tightly around her legs and her chin resting on her knees. She wore a lovely pink dress, her blonde hair pulled back into a thick braid. She looked utterly miserable, tears filling her eyes though none seemed to have fallen yet.
Now why would Princess Charlotte Morningstar be out at this hour, let alone unaccompanied?
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Alastor’s been dead for decades. What if his initial visit to the hotel wasn’t the first time he met Charlie?
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25 Jul 2026
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Hide from the Light and Linger in the Shade by eternalscout
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jun 2024
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Niffty’s hand shot into the air. Vaggie motioned for her to speak.
“What do we do when Mister Alastor kills us all and bathes in our blood?”
Angel jerked in his seat, all eight of his eyes widening in alarm.
Vaggie scowled. “Not gonna happen. We’ve accounted for every possible variable.” She punctuated each word with a pointer tap to the myriad of scenarios scrawled across the board.
Lucifer rolled his eyes. He was just one measly little deer man, who was now standing in front of the mission board and studying it. How much trouble could he possibly—
Lucifer nearly fell out of his seat, frantically pointing at Alastor when his words failed him.
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Lucifer has a lot on his mind:
1. WHY is his daughter friends and business partners with a cannibalistic serial killer?
2. WHY can’t he keep his own stupid mouth shut?
3. WHY won’t the cannibalistic serial killer go the fuck to sleep?!Series
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25 Jul 2026
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In which Hobbits' pockets are bottomless, Gandalf is exasperated, and the Ring just wants a nice cup of tea.
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25 Jul 2026
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Blur the lines (past? present? isn't that one in the same?) by Just_Another_Weirdo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Oct 2024
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Alternate ending to 'How can you redeem demons if you can't even redeem humans?' chapter 10, in which Niffty is not there to be fast, and Alastor has a bad time.
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- Part 2 of Back to Earth (get them out of there)
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24 Jul 2026
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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22 Jul 2026
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Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2024
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Alastor rallies the Hotel Gang to announce his and Lucifer's pretend relationship. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand.
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Charlie is excited to make a lesson plan, Vaggie wants to strangle Alastor, Lucifer want's to impress Charlie, and Alastor wants to die.
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- Part 4 of Just Kiss Already
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20 Jul 2026
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Hell's inhabitants are running wild with the news of Lucifer and Alastor's recent "scandal." On his outing to meet with the other Overlords, Alastor contemplates how to get rid of this annoying rumor...or how to manipulate it to his advantage.
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Alastor wants to talk about Charlie's hotel, please and thank you, the Overlords want that hot gossip, and Vox is having a meltdown.
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- Part 3 of Just Kiss Already
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20 Jul 2026
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Holy Suffering by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Feb 2024
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It's the grand reopening of the hotel and things aren't going too bad. Lucifer's trying to be the best, supportive dad he can be for Charlie, but in a deserted hall, he gets a little sidetracked.
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Alastor is bad at asking for help and Lucifer begrudgingly does something about it.
(Sequel to "De-Lovely")
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- Part 2 of Just Kiss Already
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20 Jul 2026
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It's a late and Lucifer can't sleep. He heads downstairs for a nightcap and finds more than he expects.
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Alastor likes to cook in the middle of the night and these two can't go two minutes without throwing hands.
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- Part 1 of Just Kiss Already
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20 Jul 2026
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In one reality, a half dozen mercenaries simultaneously opened fire.
Skitter was hit repeatedly, slamming back into the wooden wall behind her as the hail of bullets peppered her torso. As her body lifelessly slid down the wall to the floor, a swarm of insects emerged from the various crevices in her costume and haphazardly launched themselves towards his men. No matter. She was dead, and he could afford to have some fun now that he had a secure timeline. He grinned and turned his attention to the Skitter in front of him, gun still pointed at her chest.
“You bastard,” she snarled. He grinned. He opened his mouth to begin his speech, but—
In the other reality, Skitter limply raised a gun with a badly shaking hand and shot directly through the exterior wall of the house into his head.
The timeline collapsed.
What?
Calvert attempts to execute Skitter. Things don’t go according to plan.
Monarch 16.11, from Calvert’s point of view.
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19 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace uploads a few choice words for Stratt (and humanity) to the Beetles before he heads off to save Rocky.
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19 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Exhausting Excursion to Brockton Bay by squ1ggy
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy, accomplished Auror with over a decade of experience, finds himself having a very unpleasant excursion in Brockton Bay, encountering unpleasant characters of all sorts. His efforts to return home as soon as humanly possible result in some unforeseen consequences.
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19 Jul 2026
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Taylor gets turned into a cat . . . somehow, don't ask. Something something Contessa bored, Cauldron plot, Simurgh or smth idfk.
Look, do you want cute Skitten fluff or not?
Good, then stop asking questions.Series
- Part 4 of The Quantum Ripples
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16 Jul 2026
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How can you redeem demons if you can't even redeem humans? by Just_Another_Weirdo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
22 Dec 2025
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After a horrible meeting with the angels, Charlie is given a task. If she wants to have them even consider her idea of redeeming sinners, she ought to prove that she can stop sin from happening in the first place.
Or, in other words, the exorcist isn't found, so Adam decides to have some fun with Charlie's idea.
The others are roped into this without a say on it.Series
- Part 1 of Back to Earth (get them out of there)
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16 Jul 2026
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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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16 Jul 2026
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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14 Jul 2026
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An unwanted presence in the hotel wants to make Alastor regret being born, but Alastor has decided he's the one in control now. He has been ever since he killed his first victim, and it's not going to change once that victim decides to retaliate.
Or: Alastor finds new an innovative ways to get around breaking Charlie's hotel rules, and she keeps creating new rules for him to break.
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14 Jul 2026