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Nancy rolled her eyes.
Barb caught her and, with one eyebrow arched high over the rim of her glasses, asked, “Do you still like him?”
She asked like Nancy had come down with some kind of infectious disease freshman year, and she wasn’t doing enough to kick it. She knew Barb found her little crush on him as something to get over eventually, like when they were fourteen and decided it wasn’t cool to like David Cassidy anymore.
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It’d been nearly three years since Karen had seen him last: bruised and immovable in his convictions when he kicked a dent in her heart and told her to stay away. And she did. The problem, she discovered, was that Frank was not so completely exiled from her own life. A news segment on The Punisher’s latest victim; interviews with weeping family members squished between Islander highlights and the weekend weather forecast. Bootleg merch sold on street corners, laid out on tarps next to knockoff handbags and samurai swords. Or Matt coming into the office with a vicious limp and clamming up when she asked what happened.
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the unspoken mutual misunderstanding of nothing by officialhandmaiden
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017)
03 Jun 2025
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He’d missed her first call, then she called back seven minutes later, a nervous churn of anticipation in his gut at the sight of her phone number lighting up the cracked screen of his burner. He answered on the second ring, but all she needed was a ride. Frank found her in Yonkers eating a slice of cherry pie in an empty diner, kitchen towels tied around her feet, chatting with the raspy, nicotine-tinged waitress with tattooed-on eyebrows.
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The gardens on the outskirts are less manicured, forgotten at the edge of this self-contained world, a delightful bit of savagery in comparison to the imperious height of the main compound. Zabimaru is dozing on the branch of an overgrown tree; the moonlight flits over him in patches, his tail coiled tightly on his back, snake eyes wide open, watching her.
The baboon does not open his eyes, but asks, “Have you come for some company?"
Sode no Shirayuki/Zabimaru set during the TYBW arc
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A collection of stories focusing on the relationship between Byakuya and Rukia.
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it could be sweet by officialhandmaiden
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Dec 2018
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an interconnected collection of stories based on the idea of what would have happened if Padmé had lived. (aka me finally writing down my self-indulgent vaderdala daydreams aka me living my best life)
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“I think he deserves to sweat about it for a while,” Magenta said, reclining back in her chair. “Maybe if he thinks that another guy is interested in you, he’ll come to his senses and see what’s right in front of him.”
Layla’s head snapped up to look at her shapeshifting friend.
“Magenta, that’s it!”
“What’s it?”
“I’m going to make Will jealous… By pretending to date Warren Peace.”
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03 Jun 2026
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Without the demands of a century-long war, waterbenders use their gifts for art rather than combat. Katara and her family’s troupe of waterbending performers travel to the Fire Nation to exhibit for its lord. With a dance of moon-silvered water, Katara ensnares an admirer who offers gifts and unsigned notes.
As the troupe spends six weeks with the capital’s firebenders to craft an unforgettable tandem performance—a union of fire and water—Katara extends an invitation to meet the admirer. She is not expecting Fire Lord Zuko himself.
A hidden duet between them ignites kinship, passion, and then fierce devotion.
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23 May 2026
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Between another failed assassination attempt and the total loss of his firebending, Zuko’s life is a mess.
The only thing keeping him grounded is Katara; even if her “healing techniques" are making it impossible for him to remain sane.
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22 May 2026
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After Zuko accidentally trips a hunting trap, Katara gets some much-needed revenge for the "I'll save you from the pirates" incident.
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22 May 2026
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For a second, Katara is helpless. No bending, no running, not when she’s trying to pull air into her lungs, feeling the world spin nauseatingly around her.
That’s all Zuko needs.
He pins her with a truly insulting ease, grabbing her wrists to hold both down, and she is well and truly caught. She glares up at him – he is soaked from the water she has been throwing at him, but his golden eyes are glaring right back at her, and there’s that sneering curl to his lip that makes her want to dump half the ocean on his head.
He leans down and she can feel the heat of his breath in her ear.
“Leaving so soon?” he hisses.
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OR: Zuko captures Katara, and imprisons her on his ship to use as bait to try to capture Aang.
No plan truly survives contact with the enemy. And this plan… goes absolutely sideways.
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08 May 2026