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    Bernard and Roy start a TikTok page. Red Hood reads thirst tweets. Nightwing is a troll. Roy gets candid.

    Gotham isn't prepared.

    (Part of my Networking series which fleshes out a Roy-Bernard-Jason friendship, but can easily be read as a standalone)

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    English
    Words:
    19,886
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    458
    Kudos:
    1,968
    Bookmarks:
    208
    Hits:
    19,581
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    Three Reids and a Matthew walk into a bullpen.

    The universe tries not to implode.

    (Not RPF.)

    -_-

    The Reids looked at each other.

    “This is incredible,” said the younger Reid. “Everything I’ve read about time travel suggests that we should be very careful about what you touch and how you interact with this dimension, because your atoms are unstable and even the slightest wrong move could cause the universe to collapse.”

    He said this matter-of-factly as both Reids reached their fingers towards each other.

    “Don’t!” shouted Hotch and Morgan. JJ gasped. Elle and Gideon looked intrigued.

    Two long, thin index fingers met.

    Language:
    English
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    3,817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    244
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    Reid is kidnapped. A body is found, mutilated beyond recognition, wearing Reid's clothes and carrying his beloved satchel. The team mourns.

    Reid, very much alive, saves himself.

    -_-

    This unsub clearly hadn’t done his research before picking Spencer Reid to abduct. He might be the youngest and least-experienced FBI agent, with the worst hand-to-hand skills and a barely-there firearms qualification…

    But he was also their only magician.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,821
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1,979
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    Admittedly, drawing the unsub's attention to himself was less than ideal, but Reid could hardly sit back and let JJ or Prentiss be targeted instead.

    or:

    After Hankel, Reid is self-sacrificing to the point of being self-destructive. The team hates it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    829
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    Bad things happen to Spencer Reid, but he's a badass and can handle it. Right?

    or:

    BAU Team: Please stop being so self-sacrificing.
    Reid: Instructions unclear. Did you mean, hurl myself at danger?

    or:

    The team is captured by sexual sadists. Reid decides he's the most expendable team member.

    Language:
    English
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    2,938
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,198
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    In which Spencer realises he is both autistic and not straight. He's got more support than he realises, but he has to let people in first.

    -_-

    “Can I ask you something?”

    Reid blinked. “Of course.”

    Morgan rolled the Gatorade bottle between his hands. “When did you decide I was an asshole?”

    Spencer opened his mouth, but Morgan wasn’t done.

    “What about our friendship made you think you couldn’t be open with me? ‘Cause I’ve been going over these past few months in my head, and there were so many times when you coulda just told me the truth.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,412
    Chapters:
    10/11
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1,905
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    Spencer isn't autistic, but it's a word that keeps coming up again and again throughout his life.

    -or-

    Spencer Reid and an autism diagnosis: Star-crossed lovers

    -or-

    The FBI assessor was talking about accomodations. Spencer didn’t understand. Accomodations? Like a ramp? He might have been a bit uncoordinated but he wasn’t that bad.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,204
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    “Sorry if this is overstepping, you don’t have to answer, but can I ask when you were diagnosed?”

    It took Spencer a moment to realise what she was saying. “Oh,” he replied, a bit thrown. “I’m not autistic.”

    ---

    Spencer is sick of people making assumptions about him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,959
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,359
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    Red Hood kills the Joker in the most dramatic and self-destructive way possible.

    Gotham residents converge like a herd of overprotective bison.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    876
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    5,841
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    Dick gets dosed with a truth serum. Everyone has a miserable time.

    -_-

    “You know I ignore your calls sometimes?” Dick told them casually.

    Tim’s jaw dropped. “You- What?” Jason looked equally stunned.

    Dick held a hand in front of his face and picked at his nails. “I ignore your calls. Sometimes it’s just so… UGH. Haha.” He scratched his jaw. “’S’like, no. Not today. Fix your own fucking problems.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,772
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    3,770
    Bookmarks:
    374
    Hits:
    34,563
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    Prompt: "One of my favourite fic tropes is “drugged and loopy on truth serum”."

    Jason gets a face-full of a new type of truth serum. Dick and Tim take the situation very seriously.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    2,573
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    14,790
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    “Jay…” Roy’s brain stuttered, trying to comprehend it.

    “Don’t look,” ordered Jason. The lenses in his domino were flipped up, so Roy could see the streaks of gold within the bluegreen of Jason’s eyes. “Don’t look. Okay? Just look at me.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,221
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    A teenaged Jason Todd who never stole the Batmobile's tires gets teleported into Gotham. He's homeless, hungry, and really pissed off.

    The Batfam sees this angry broken boy trying to stab them, and collectively agrees that he must be protected at all costs.

    ---

    Jason swallowed down a shiver as he took in Batman’s huge frame, stern expression, and… cape. “You look like an asshole,” he said flatly, crossing his arms over his chest.

    “Constructive feedback only,” intoned the giant man, looming over Jason. Jason raised his chin and glared.

    Language:
    English
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    9,964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    2,397
    Bookmarks:
    493
    Hits:
    13,999
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    Tim knew Jason was a lot of things, but he didn’t expect homophobic to be one of them.

    Featuring coming out, misunderstandings, and brotherhood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,723
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    1,578
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    9,013
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    Catherine Todd and Roy Harper have a lot in common. Who's going to tell Jason?

    -_-

    Red Hood was ruthless, bulletproof, skilled and-

    NOT PREPARED for Tim fucking Drake to shatter his whole life with a flippant comment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    740
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    3,382
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    It takes Bruce an embarrassingly long time to realise that none of his children can swim.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    2,304
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    Arsenal's trapped under a building. Red Hood's not panicking, he's just concussed.

    ---

    “How’s Hood?” Oracle asked Red Robin.

    “Probable concussion, refusing medical treatment, attempting rescue excavation with his bare hands.”

    Oracle was too professional to sigh, but her tone was registered her disapproval even through the filters. “Of course he is.” She was about to say something else, but Hood’s shout cut her off.

    “Here! I need a medic over here!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    2,514
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    It’s a tale as old as time. Batfamily meets warlock, warlock fumbles a spell, warlock disappears in a cloud of smoke, Batfamily realises they’re body-swapped…

    You know. That old classic.

    Or: This is a body-swap fic with only the awkwardness. None of the bonding. Just the weird uncomfortable parts. Okay maybe a little of the bonding.

    Tim-Steph, Dick-Jason bodyswap. No pairings except past Tim/Steph.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,960
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    1,137
    Bookmarks:
    232
    Hits:
    15,076
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    Summary

    Once again, everyone in the Batfamily has appalling boundaries and it's probably not going to change, especially overnight. But Tim and Roy are trying.

    -_-

    “You all need so much therapy,” moaned Bernard into his blanket.

    “Probably,” conceded Jason. “Dinah’s a shrink, I think. Or counsellor. Something like that. Black Canary. Maybe she could do some sessions.”

    “You can’t get therapy from a family friend,” said Bernard in a muffled voice. These people were infuriating. “Maybe she could recommend someone but it’s not appropriate to be treated by someone from your personal life. That’s like going to see a doctor who’s also your friend.”

    Jason gave him a blank stare. “What do you mean.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    1,119
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    7,040
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    Tim's love language is gross invasions of privacy. Bernard knew that. So why was he so surprised when Tim (and Roy) violated his boundaries?

    ---

    “If you’re here to try to get me to forgive them,” said Bernard, muffled by his blanket. “you’re probably at least, like, five days too early.”

    Jason held up his hands, beer and all. “Hey, I’m not passing notes for anyone. They made their bed. What they did was fucked up.”

    Bernard peeked at Jason. “That’s your best friend and your brother.”

    “Yeah, so I know ‘em well enough to know what giant assholes they can be.”

    Bernard blinked. “Did you come here to comfort me?” he realised.

    Jason shrugged. “I figured you could use a beer. Plus, if they try to sneak up the side of the building and install cameras, I can shoot at ‘em.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,234
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    1,191
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    9,093

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