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Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.
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08 Jun 2026
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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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07 Jun 2026
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With the beginning of high school, Cartman and Heidi have begun talking again and Kyle will not have it (not because he's jealous, he just thinks they're better away from each other).
Written for the first day of Kyman Week 2022. The prompts were 'Denial' and '7 minutes in heaven'.Series
- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2022
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25 Feb 2026
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When Kyle helps Cartman practise for a play, they end up exchanging more than just a few lines...
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27 Feb 2026
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Kyle appreciates Eric's praise perhaps more than he really should. It is rare, after all. (All characters are 18+)
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16 Mar 2026