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Draco Malfoy has vanished without a trace. The wizarding world is glad to see him gone, but his mother is desperate to find him. Desperate enough to offer a fortune to anyone who will take on the task.
Bring Draco home, and anything you desire is yours.
Still reeling from her breakup with Ron and feeling adrift, Hermione Granger reluctantly accepts the offer, setting off on a perilous mission that leads her to the dark streets of New Orleans.
In a city rife with danger and mystery, Hermione finally finds Draco—but he’s no longer the boy she once knew. With certain death lurking at every turn, Hermione must confront the terrifying reality of Draco’s new existence and decide if she can save him—or if he is already lost forever.
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Hermione was just trying to have a normal Tuesday: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.
Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.
It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.
The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Geurae WOLF Naega WOLF (awoo~) [FINISHED!] by jinfanfics
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Apr 2020
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Jungkook really didn't want to be here.
Not when he was supposed to be helping his father with the pack and training to be the strongest Alpha ever.
How was enrolling him and Yugyeom in some werewolf academy/University/whatever shit it was, going to ‘help him grow’ as his father had told him?
Jungkook was sure that that was a code for him ‘to get laid and enjoy life a bit’, since his old man always insisted that he should find himself a ‘cute little Omega to fuck’.
That perv.
Now, instead of fighting potential enemies, Jungkook was stuck in this shitty place, fending off horny Omegas, dealing with their pathetic jealous Alpha boyfriends while constantly running into that broad-shouldered Beta with intriguing eyes, who did nothing, but infuriate him most of the time.
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where the extremely hot and handsome cashier guy keeps hitting on jungkook through his not-so-hilarious "dad jokes" and unsurprisingly jungkook seems to be totally into them
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23 Apr 2023
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[four]
“and i really hope,”
[three]
“you have,”
[two]
“the best,”
[one!]
“birthday ev – jeongguk!”
seokjin shrieks in surprise, because as soon as his phone dinged midnight, jeongguk cupped his face in his hands, making him fall; back flat against the bed as the younger kissed him with utmost urgency.
or, the one where jeongguk wants to sleep with seokjin, but the elder refuses to, since he's a not a consenting adult yet. disappointed, jeongguk devises a plan to have sex with his hyung seconds after he's legal.
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break up with your girlfriend 'cause i'm bored by IGotJams95 for fairycubs
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Jul 2019
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playboy kim seokjin easily gets bored with his conquests. but there's one thing he never gets bored with: asking his roommate min yoongi to break up with his girlfriend because he's bored with the people he sleeps with.
it starts out as a joke.
it doesn't take too long before it stops being a joke.
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jungkook was just trying to relieve some of his hyung's stress and wasn't prepared in the slightest to what happened the second he pressed down just right.
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08 Jan 2023
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“I am not going to get out through the window, hyung,” he whispers back, shooting a nervous glance towards the door and turning to the window for a second before returning to Seokjin. “You live in a sixteenth floor!”
“Well, you have to hide somewhere!” He hisses in a hurried haste, and Jungkook is thankfully quick witted enough, because he nods before crouching down and disappearing under the bed. “Be quiet,” Seokjin calls after him, turning to grab his underwear and putting it on just as the door slams open. “Taehyung!”—Seokjin and Jungkook try to hide away the fact that they are sleeping with each other until they want to do more than sleep with each other.
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03 Dec 2022
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Jeon Jungkook is a sought-after hitman without identity. Kim Seokjin is a forensic doctor who loves being with the dead more than the living. This is the tale of two "sociopaths" who meet at the end of the world; being happy despite everything else, celebrating their meaningless life, and foolishly falling in love as an act of rebellion.
Based on a real prompt by Jin in 5th Army.Zip, Zombie.Zip. Trailer.
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- Part 1 of Les Hommes Révoltés (Rebellious Men)
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“It’s actually a very special evening, Seokjin. It’s Jungkook’s debut as a Rose. He looks effervescent tonight, doesn’t he?”
The familiar, sizzling sensation in his belly is back the second Namjoon smiles at him. Warmly and kindly, with his dimples showing and Jungkook’s heart stops for a moment. Maybe this is it. The look Taehyung kept talking about.
But then Seokjin ruins it, of course.
“He looks like a tree”, he says, laughing his annoying, high-pitched laugh.
If Jungkook didn’t promise Jimin to act like a gentle, living, breathing piece of art that walks in beauty all night long, he would strangle him.
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or: The historical fantasy au where elite courtesan Jungkook is set on conquering Namjoon‘s heart and falls for Seokjin along the way.
*27th February 2026: I felt like this story needed some restructuring so I split some of the chapters that felt too long and dense into two parts - hence the growing number of chapters and update notifications! I haven't added a new chapter yet, but the update is coming this weekend!*
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- Part 1 of Rose Garden Collection
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25 Oct 2022