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She didn't develop a close relationship with anyone in her time at the VA either, so it's no surprise that her 10 months at the Pitt haven't gotten her exceptionally close to anyone either.
Not with Langdon having been gone that entire time.
Mel & Loneliness (& Frank Langdon)
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- Part 3 of gimme one of them fruits with The Pitt
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He had done it selfishly. The burning sensation in his back telling him to help her. Mel had been just as eager. They gravitate towards each other, or maybe there's some meddling involved with handouts because they work well together, but either way, of course Mel finds her way onto his cases.
Langdon & Pain (& Mel King)
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- Part 2 of gimme one of them fruits with The Pitt
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In his paperwork he almost put God down as his emergency contact. It just didn't make sense to put his parents or anyone else in his family. Now it was Santos, not that she knew that.
Dennis & Religion (& Trinity Santos)
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- Part 1 of gimme one of them fruits with The Pitt
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A PBJ with the crust cut off, specifically made with the 2012 Amazing Spider-Man Limited Edition Skippy and Grape Jelly (You are saying all the words I'm dreaming) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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"After all, you are alive, so you will always have the chance to be happy. As long as the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth exist, everything will be all right."
Deadpool starts getting close with the Avengers. Spidey hates that.
They settle their differences.
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- Part 30 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest (now leave me alone) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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"But nothin' is better sometimes, once we've both said our goodbyes. Let's just let it go. Let me let you go"
Peter and Wade learn that things that burn bright don't burn for very long
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- Part 29 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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And I don't want the world to see me ('Cause I don't think that they'd understand) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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"Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away"
If there’s some kind of afterlife, do you think my place is taken? The real me died like a hundred years ago. Is there still room for me? Is there a heaven full of redundant copies of the same people? Is there someone up there who'd call me an impostor? It's dumb luck, right? I woke up in the right body? I basically flipped a coin and if I had called the wrong side I'd be rotting away.
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- Part 28 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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I push my fingers into my eyes (It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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"And I'm trying to be calm about it, but honestly, I've never reached this point before. I can't live through another night like that"
Peter remembers
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- Part 27 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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You look like yourself (but you're somebody else only it ain't on the surface) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 May 2025
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"Say you're still her, the woman you were, and you haven't turned into someone who could never love me again. 'Cause you never broke my heart, no, you fixed it, and now it works, but only enough just to suffer that hurt."
Doc OckPeter is awful,Doc OckSpidey is mean.Series
- Part 26 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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They called it true love, but those aren't really words for this (I couldn't find words for this) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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"See, the luck I've had can make a good man turn bad. So please, please, please, let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want this time."
Wade and Peter decide fair is fair in terms of not wearing masks
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- Part 25 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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It’s not like a movie when we kiss / this is way more real (there’ll never be no music when we kiss / it's not how I imagined the way I would feel) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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"Well, if I was in your position, I'd put down all my ammunition. I'd wonder why it had taken me so long, but Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel. 'Cause waiting on love ain't so easy to do"
Spider-Man and Deadpool kiss. Except, no they don't.
Peter and Wade do have a museum date.
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- Part 24 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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He comes and he goes, but I know that he loves me (we were wrecks before we crashed into each other) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jan 2025
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"I shot the gun. You smashed your face in. It wasn't fun, until we could taste it"
Absence makes the heart grow fonder or something of that like because Peter isn't in the habit of telling Wade "I love you"
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- Part 23 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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It's like fighting both sides of a mirror (and I can't fight anymore) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2025
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"I'm not afraid to play rough, I'm afraid to bruise you. I'm not afraid of trouble, I'm afraid to lose you. I'm not afraid to play dumb, I'm afraid to confuse you. I'm not afraid to be in love, I'm afraid to lose you."
Wade and Peter stop a robbery, inopportune flirting ensues
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- Part 22 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Love's gonna get you killed, but pride's gonna be the death of you (and you and me) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Dec 2024
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"Your love was foreign to me. It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be, but I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked. It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough."
Peter you're going to die doing this. You're going to die in that stupid costume.
MJ to Peter, Spider-Man v1 032 (2003)Series
- Part 21 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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I thought you were sleepin’, but you’re not wakin’ up by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Dec 2024
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"But this is all I ever was, and this is all you came across those years ago. Don't tell me that I've changed because that's not the truth and now I'm losing you. Where I used to end was where you start, you were the only one"
You're gonna carry that weight. (Cowboy Bebop)
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- Part 20 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Do you fear death, may I ask why? by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Dec 2024
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"I think that I'm still human. Underneath the skin there's a human. Buried deep within there's a human. And despite everything I'm still human. But I think I'm dying here."
Do you have a comrade? (Cowboy Bebop)
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- Part 19 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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But why can't I be someone else tonight? ('Cause a normal human being wouldn’t need to pretend to be normal) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Dec 2024
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"I can't remember the last time I got a good night's sleep. Do you think I'm normal? Say I'm normal. Please, for fuck's sake, please say I'm normal.
Something went wrong. Something went really wrong a long way back and now I don't know, now I'm just doing this. One morning, you wake up and you want to shave your head because the insects living up there have started to throw parties they aren't inviting you to. And you tell me I'm crazy? I just want to live, I just want to feel something. Anything, anything."
Are you living in the real world? (Cowboy Bebop)
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- Part 18 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Out of all the hours thinkin', somehow, I've lost my mind (but I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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"Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices? I've heard them calling my name. Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors? The voice might be one and the same. I've heard it too many times to ignore it, it's something that I'm supposed to be."
They ain't, Wilson. 'Cause the wind just shifted…I can smell it.
Logan to Wade, Deadpool (2013) #18Series
- Part 17 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Call me fighter I'll mop the floor with you (Call me lover I'll take you for a drink or two) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Nov 2024
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"Whether she loves me or loves me not, sometimes it's hard to tell. Yet I'm half crazy all for the love of you"
Deadpool is smitten, if only that pesky Peter wasn't in the way (i.e. superheroes play dress-up too)
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- Part 16 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Let's sift through the static to find a simpler sound than the shit that's clouding our heads now by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Nov 2024
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"And that thing you fear will coax you out of that unholy place, as all you've ever wanted is an escape. Those of us who vow never to love again, are making liars out of honest men. It's not something that you put to bed, hang your head and just forget, no, love don't know how to rest."
Peter and Wade witness a crime and do absolutely nothing about it because they're too busy writing fanfic.
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- Part 15 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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damp siren, get it? (no, that doesn't make any sense) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Oct 2024
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"You asked me, 'What do I think of life?' I said 'Baby, not much, I wanna die'"
The drugstore around the corner Ft. Peter, Wade, Wade's B.A in storytelling inner voice, and the existential crisis narrator.
(part 12 of this series is recommended, but not necessary, reading)
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- Part 14 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich