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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
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16 Jun 2026
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To do right by you by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jul 2024
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Deadpool starts to hear Spider-Man’s voice in his head.
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12 Jun 2026
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Before the morning comes by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2024
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Peter brings Deadpool as his plus one to a party and tries to convince himself that it’s for the general safety of the public and not because Peter is a friendless loser. One thing leads to another, and in the end, somebody is probably Cinderella.
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11 Jun 2026
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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10 Jun 2026
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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08 Jun 2026