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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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To do right by you by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Jul 2024
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Deadpool starts to hear Spider-Man’s voice in his head.
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12 Jun 2026
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Before the morning comes by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2024
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Peter brings Deadpool as his plus one to a party and tries to convince himself that it’s for the general safety of the public and not because Peter is a friendless loser. One thing leads to another, and in the end, somebody is probably Cinderella.
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11 Jun 2026
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Good deeds by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2025
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Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.
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10 Jun 2026
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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08 Jun 2026
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remember me? by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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“Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?
“Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”
Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”
“Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”
Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?
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06 Jun 2026
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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06 Jun 2026
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Blackwatch days. Jesse can't help sneaking looks at Reyes in the locker room. Reyes takes notice.
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02 Jun 2026
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A quick and easy guide to hitting on your hero by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Deadpool’s growing fascination with Spider-Man culminates when he accidentally puts a hit on Spidey. While there might be better ways to meet your hero, it works out in the end.
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26 May 2026
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A backstory taking place over twenty years, from how House and Wilson met all the way to canon.
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28 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i read this for the first time 18 fucking years ago. still slaps
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These streets were made for runaway dreams by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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Older, disillusioned Spider-Man starts to entertain thoughts about killing his enemies. To make sure he never acts on these thoughts, he turns to Deadpool and requests that if Spider-Man ever goes off the rails and kills someone, the mercenary stop him for good. Permanently. Deadpool isn’t thrilled.
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- Part 1 of Runaway dreams
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24 Apr 2026
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peter's a scientist, and wade is willing; there's nothing else to talk about.
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- Part 2 of Use Your Words
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01 Apr 2026
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TRUST FALL by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jan 2026
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At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.
Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"
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or, Peter takes the plunge.
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22 Mar 2026
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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.
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Wade can't remember how to flirt with normal people. In his desperation he resorts to reading a wikihow article to offer some insight.
Peter is just really confused.
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DEAD-CENTRE by ANONisGOD
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around."I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."
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buddy you're a boy make a big noise by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Feb 2015
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Wade’s hanging by one leg from the firescape outside Peter’s seventh floor apartment, katanas sheathed on his back and a gun on each thigh - but he’s frozen like a deer in the headlights, as if Peter poses some sort of threat, standing like an idiot at the open window in sweatpants and no shirt, only a flashlight and a thin smattering of chest hair to defend himself.
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- Part 1 of you big disgrace
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Etiquette Training by garoul
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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every member of the greater hero community of new york seems to think peter is the one they should complain to when deadpool gets an itchy trigger finger. wade seems to agree, and has his own complaints that no one appreciates when he is on good behavior.
no one seems willing to listen to peter complain that he shouldn't be the one who has to thank deadpool every time he doesn't kill someone.
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- Part 1 of Use Your Words
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08 Mar 2026
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charged by thistleraven
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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Denki starts sleeping with Shinsou intentionally.
Very intentionally, in that Denki knocks on his door, and when Shinsou answers, looking rumpled and fatigued and unbelievably hot, Denki looks up at him through his eyelashes and purrs,
“Hey, cutie. Wanna fuck?”
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- Part 2 of inexorable
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Umbric attempts to reconnect. It goes better than expected.