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    angst angst angst angst angst angst angst-

    this is because i have nothing better to do and i feel better when i cry because everything else id dull okay

    -angst angst angst angst angst

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    It had been twelve years since he killed Voldemort. It had been twelve years since he died and came back to life. It had been twelve years since he became the Master of Death. It had been twelve years since his heart stopped beating.

    Twelve years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the dead started walking. It changed very little for Harry Potter, already traveling the world alone as a grim reaper, and he swore to himself that he wouldn’t get involved beyond doing his job. He was suddenly very busy, after all. It was hard for souls to move on when their bodies were still shambling around, and there were more dead than living these days. He had already saved the world once; it was someone else’s turn.

    And then he heard a little girl in the middle of a forest, screaming, sobbing, terrified, and alone as the dead cornered her.

    Harry always did have a saving people thing, didn’t he?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Uncle Roy, can I date a boy and a girl?”

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    Phoebe asks a question that causes a few problems and solves a few more.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Roy bares his teeth and tries to shake him off, but Jamie’s young and Roy is ancient, so it’s clear that Jamie’s going to win this fight. Are they fighting? Jamie isn’t sure.

    “If you think that I’m going to just stand by and let that shitfucker-“

    “What, call me names?” Jamie asks, confused. “They’re just words, Roy. It don’t matter.”

    “It very much fucking matters,” Roy says darkly.

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    I try to love my dad for who he is and forgive him for who he isn’t. After the Man City match, Jamie can't stop thinking about what Higgins said to him that day.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Right,” Jamie says, nodding and shaking out his hands again, “okay, so it’s like- I’m straight, but I’m also not, and I’d love to be gay like Colin because it would piss off me dad so much, and if I came out in public that prick might actually have a heart attack, which would serve him dead right, you get me?”

    “I- sure,” Trent says, when it becomes clear that Jamie’s waiting for an answer. “Yes, I can- see how that might be a beneficial outcome.”

    Despite everything, he finds that he is weirdly pleased that Jamie is coming to him with this. He isn’t usually someone people ask for advice. Especially footballers. Especially footballers he's written articles about. Usually, they prefer to yell profanities at him and threaten him with bodily harm. Jamie, though - Jamie just seems to want some advice on how to suck Roy Kent's dick.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “You could’ve scored the winner,” his dad says, and suddenly he’s right in front of Jamie and cuffing him around the head. Jamie doesn’t say anything, doesn’t do anything, is not even sure he’s breathing anymore, and he’s just thinking that this numbness is sort of nice, when the door opens and in walks Roy Kent.

    “What the fuck is going on here?” Roy barks, and Jamie flinches again, but then he realises that Roy’s not looking at him. He’s looking at his dad, and he seems fucking pissed.

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    After Richmond gets relegated, it's Roy who spots Jamie's dad yelling at him. Unlike Ted, he doesn't walk past.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    oooooo this is peak

    lovee the dynamic shown here between jamie and lasso