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Fifth Appendages and Other Such Scientific Observations by polymona
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
27 Jun 2026
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An aspiring Eridian zoologist strives to take the best research notes to impress mentor ♬♬♬ when observing the bio-dome.
I notice humans really like pulling, pulling, pulling on the fifth appendage. What purpose could it possibly serve, question? Sometimes Savior-Grace and Simon-Savior-Grace-Potential-Mate even enjoy pulling on each other’s!
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Local Eridian science apprentice becomes a little too obsessed with penis.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Zoology
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Morpheus lives because Hob dies in his place.
Yet, this is not the end of their story... It is the beginning.
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- Part 4 of Sandman Season 2 Fix-Its
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5 times Aziraphale and Crowley find each other again and fall in love as humans (irrespective of gender) in the newly reconstituted universe.
+1 time that they remember 6000 years and all the lives that came after.
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- Part 2 of Adjacent Moments in Time and Space
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Asa Fell and Professor Anthony Crowley may not yet consciously remember the Angel of the Eastern Gate or the Serpent of Eden, but the echos shine through.
déjà vu [noun] : the distinct sensation that one is currently living through a situation or conversation already experienced, though one knows, logically, it must be the very first time.
“You can stay at my place if you like.”
It was all there, just underneath the surface.
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- Part 1 of Adjacent Moments in Time and Space
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The missing scene of what really happened between Sanji, Usopp, and those twins.
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Hob seemed to be the only one to notice him, the older looking man drifting in and out of the funeral, disappearing in between moments, never in the same space as one of The Endless.
One chance meeting later, Hob petitions Time to send him back to try and change Dream’s fate. Betting on the immortal’s inevitable failure and being an absolute arse of a cosmic being, Time does send him back. A few thousand years too early.
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Sometimes altering the past makes everything worse before it gets better.
Alternatively titled: Hob’s semi-accidental sexcapades through time while desperately attempting to change history so Morpheus doesn’t die.
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After one last drink, after taking comfort in each other, enjoying what little time they had left, Morpheus gifts Hob a Dreamstone.
One funeral later, Hob Gadling starts hearing voices.
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Morpheus may have subconsciously planned out his demise, but so too, his pending revival.
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- Part 3 of Sandman Season 2 Fix-Its
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After the cemetery, after the pub, sensing something was deeply wrong with his friend, Hob seeks answers.
What he finds is Johanna Constantine and eventually a relic—capable of killing the Fates themselves.
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To avert disaster, Hob finds his way to the Dreaming, blade-in-hand, ready to defend it at all costs.
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- Part 2 of Sandman Season 2 Fix-Its
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Take my hand, there's a whole life ahead of you by polymona
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
28 Jul 2025
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Once, long ago, Destruction opened a door to his sister’s realm for Orpheus to walk through.
Then, for different reasons, after a certain funeral he does the same for Hob Gadling.
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Death stops by her realm in between appointments to find her brother and Hob on her sofa holding hands.
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- Part 1 of Sandman Season 2 Fix-Its
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Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology... by polymona
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Star Trek
31 May 2025
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...is indistinguishable from magic.
At the end of the all things, instead of being blinked from existence, the anomaly deposits Jayce and Viktor—naked as the day they were born—onto a pristine yet desolate landscape devoid of life.
There’s no food, nothing to cover up with, and the plant life is strange, but it’s only when day turns to night and the two face a sky filled with unfamiliar stars that it really sinks in that not only are they nowhere near Piltover, but they likely aren’t even on the same planet.
To make matters worse, Jayce’s leg aches and Viktor’s cough returns.
Luckily for them, the same blast that stranded them caused an energy spike large enough to catch the attention of a nearby Starfleet vessel.
Arcane/Star Trek Crossover
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Who Leaves No Trace, Like Thoughts Inside a Dream by polymona
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Sandman (TV 2022)
18 Jan 2025
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Hob Gadling misses a follow-up appointment with Morpheus at The New Inn, seemingly vanishing without a trace—not even Johanna Constantine or her contacts can find him.
The only lead is that someone fitting Hob’s description was spotted in America.
Fearing that the immortal has been captured by supernatural forces, Dream of the Endless seeks out the experts—who so many monsters fear in their nightmares—the Winchesters.
Of course, Morpheus doesn’t expect them to work for free, and Dean Winchester has never given up on the angel trapped in The Empty.
The Sandman/Supernatural Crossover
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- Part 1 of Supernatural Crossovers
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In Which Dean Accidentally Touches a Cursed Dildo Bare-Handed by polymona
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Dec 2024
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While attempting to organize some Men of Letters crap, Dean makes the mistake of touching a magic dildo—forged by ancient pissed-off witches— and gets hit with a curse that causes his own willy to take a hike.
Now temporarily stuck with lady-parts, Dean gets the bad news from Rowena that the intended way to break the curse is for the once-man to give birth.
Screw that.
But then— out of nowhere— Cas offers to help.
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- Part 1 of In Which Dean...
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Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon by polymona
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
23 Aug 2024
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Most days Peter struggles to find things in common with his father, but Quicksilver never thought he’d add this one to the short list—the whole, having-a-child-and-not-knowing-it, thing.
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A toddler is abandoned in front of Xavier’s School in the dead of night, and it takes an embarrassingly long time for anyone to put two and two together.
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Hob and the Haunted Inn by the Sea by polymona
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jun 2024
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When Dream finally got around to introducing Matthew—a talking raven, Hob suddenly recalled an incident back in the 1700s of his attempt to stay at a seaside inn— involving two ex-pirates, a pissed off ghost, and seagull with a thick Scottish accent.
The Sandman/Our Flag Means Death Crossover.
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- Part 2 of Hob's Hazardous Holidays
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History, Hunters, and Hob by polymona
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), Supernatural (TV 2005)
02 Jun 2024
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All Hob Gadling wanted was to attend an international academic conference in America and make a nice holiday out of the experience.
What he got instead was attacked by supernatural forces in the same vicinity as the Winchesters and their angel.
But at least he got an interesting tale for his Stranger out of the ordeal.
The Sandman/Supernatural Crossover.
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- Part 1 of Hob's Hazardous Holidays
- Part 3 of Supernatural Crossovers
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The Case of the Angel of Soho by polymona
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2024
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Where did Edwin acquire all of those old occult volumes?
Visits to A. Z. FELL & Co. over the decades.
Dead Boy Detectives/Good Omens Crossover.
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Lister’s getting older, and one day he finds he just can’t quite make it up to the top bunk anymore.
“Lister—”
“Yeah, Rimmer?”
“What are you doing in my bed?”Series
- Part 1 of Series X-XII+ Standalone "Episodes"
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Sanji is dealt a mortal blow and is surprised to hear his own name screamed on the lips of the last person he would have ever imagined.
A short time later, the cook’s supposed corpse wakes up, amid the rest of the crew already in mourning, seemingly none worse for wear—save the unexpected change in hair color.
But it’s Zoro’s reaction to Sanji’s “death” that shocks him the most.
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Mobius was watching Don and the kids from a distance, just letting time pass, when the figure of Loki suddenly appeared beside him.
Or, Loki and Mobius reunite and have a chance at a happy future on the timeline raising Mobius' kids.
Feel good finale fix-it.
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Aziraphale forgets.
Crowley remembers.
Or: The Metatron lied by omission, Aziraphale’s very being is in danger, and despite everything— Crowley still fights to save his angel. (Muriel helps)