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    Buenos dias fuck boys, this is my assortment of transformers fictions <3

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    In a world with unique powers handed to people in an unpredictable genetic lottery, you have two sides that protect and prosecute society: the Heroes and the Villains.

    This story follows Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo in their endeavors as sidekicks and heroes-in-training as they try to solve the case orbiting the mystery of the notorious Dr. Xavier Dee and his involvement in crime and the case of missing person George O'Four. The only problem is that the detective on the case and last person to see George alive and X. Dee in person is locked in the vast prison, Pandora's Vault. And he's not exactly known to be completely sane.

    However, as the case progresses, and more and more people begin to be roped into the Doctor's twisted games, do the teens really have a choice but to ignore their nagging morality in favour of the greater good? After all, two wrongs DO make a right... Right?

    **ABANDONED** --> may become an OC project

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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Bruce wakes up sick and spends the day besieged by his sons, who each have a very different approach to dealing with a sick father. For Anon.

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    The Justice League all know each other’s identities except Batman’s, so Bruce decides to reveal himself in the most dramatic way possible, after his kids insist he needs real friends, at a Wayne gala where he and the Batkids troll the League with hints about their superhero lives.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    Bruce is supposed to be the world’s greatest detective, a creature of the night, and a master of keeping secrets. However, none of those titles hold up against a heavy post-surgery dose of hospital painkillers.

    When Clark walks into the recovery room, he finds a brilliantly loopy, incredibly high Batman who is currently having a profound emotional affair with a navy necktie.

    As Clark tries to keep Bruce from loudly shouting their secret identities to the entire hospital wing, Bruce lets him in on a few top-secret classified secrets:
    1) He slept with Superman (and highly approves of his assets),
    2) He is going to marry Superman one day, and
    3) They are buying a farm with exactly four strategically balanced ducks.

    Clark is just trying to survive the sheer, blushing embarrassment of it all, while secretly melting into a puddle of pure happiness.

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    18 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    A Tuesday night at Clark’s apartment was supposed to be a normal, human affair—complete with a strict ban on superpowers in the kitchen and Clark stubbornly trying to prove he can cook. But when Bruce nonchalantly reveals who he’s been intensely texting all evening, Clark's world is turned upside down.

     

    As it turns out, Gotham's dark vigilante and Martha Kent have been secret text-buddies for six months, trading gardening tips, recipes, and embarrassing stories about Clark. Over a bowl of "cheated" homemade ice cream, Clark is left drowning in pure, overwhelming affection for his brilliant, guarded boyfriend—who, despite all his brooding, simply cannot say no to Mrs. Kent.

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Well, I find myself distractingly single these days, maybe I'll start dating again. You wouldn't happen to be in the market for a billionaire father of… I forget, is it six or nine? I seem to have picked up some strays over the years." He winked exaggeratedly and internally steeled himself for the expected ritual of rejection.

    Except it didn't come. Lois hummed thoughtfully as she reached across the table and flicked off her recorder. "I don't know, Bruce. Are you in the market for two overworked investigative reporters that sometimes disappear for weeks on end? Could you handle the Kent-Lane package deal? Since you can't seem to remember how many children you have…perhaps you might forget your partners as well…"

    Bruce, who normally had iron-clad control over his face, felt his mouth drop open.

    Lois grinned at him, sharp and bright. "I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Wayne. Both of us or no deal."

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    Lois, Clark, and Bruce finally get their act together. Their kids have mixed reactions (mostly positive... and exasperated.)

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    15 Jun 2026