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    Ilya really wants to have a threesome, so for their anniversary, Shane arranges one. But Ilya ends up not liking it as much as he thought he would.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "You and Svetlana. When you - I mean, you don't have to tell me any details, obviously. But do you use condoms, with her?"

    This must be a translation issue, Ilya thought wildly. He'd missed something crucial.

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 828

    Mystery Work

    Part of hnjsngs priv
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane had planned the pregnancy down to the week.

    That was the joke everyone kept making, anyway. Not that it was inaccurate.

    The third trimester was supposed to land perfectly during the off season so Shane could avoid flying, avoid media appearances, avoid unnecessary stress, and ideally spend the last stretch of pregnancy resting quietly at home with his husband.

    Instead, the third trimester was destroying him.

    He was tired all the time. Not regular tired either. Bone-deep, miserable exhaustion that made him want to cry if he had to walk upstairs twice in one day. His back hurt. His hips hurt. His knees hurt. His ribs hurt. Sometimes his skin hurt for reason.

    Or. Pregnant Shane shorts.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane sees one too many photos of Ilya with other women and decides if he has to suffer, Ilya does too.

    Enter: thirst traps, questionable decisions, and captions written for an audience of exactly one.

    Ilya absolutely does not handle it well.

     

    Or: Shane weaponizes Twitter, and Ilya falls for it every time.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “You’ve gone full koala bro,” Cliff comments as he looks over at them.

    “Shut your face, Marley,” Ilya tells him, snuggling into Shane.

    Shane laughs softly but doesn’t dare move, instead he drapes his free arm over Ilya’s legs on his lap as they continue watching the movie. “You’re so clingy,” Shane teases, whispering in his ear. Ilya pinches him but can’t help the smile when he hears and feels Shane giggle.

    OR

    Ilya has an edible and is super clingy, whiny, and desperate for his husband.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "You do realise half of our fans want to fuck you?" Shane exhaled, watching the fireflies dance in the evening sky. Ilya shrugged.
    "They want to fuck all of us, that's how it works. What, do you think they don't want to fuck you?" He lowered his voice, teasing him. "Because I read some interesting things on Twitter."
    "Shut up."
    "You are very popular with the girls. Good boy, bass player, good looks, gentleman, probably they think you are a beast in bed."
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    Shane Hollander is the goody-two-shoes Canadian bassist of Ice Crawlers. Ilya Rozanov is their loud Russian drummer. As the band reaches unprecedented levels of success and fame in the early 2010's, these two can't stay away from each other - even though the last thing their careers need is a sexual scandal between two of the most popular rock stars of their time.

    Rockband AU!

    If you're like me and Hollanov hit you the same way Larry Stylinson did when you were 12, good luck and have fun.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ilya watches his fingers fiddle with it. “Hear what? Hear us sleep?” he scratches behind his own ear, helpfully. “I snore so loud?”

    “No, Ilya, they can hear us not sleep,” Shane leans forward, searching Ilya’s face. Almost. “What we do before we sleep.”

    And Shane knows he gets it, because his whole face lights up, and Shane isn’t really in the position to appreciate it fully because the context is just not allowing him to. And it makes him feel worse. “Ah, that!” Ilya is laughing, and he presses down on Shane’s neck more solidly, shaking him around a little, almost proud if Shane had to guess.

    or, Shane's roommates can hear him and Ilya when they have sex, and it becomes a problem

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It might have been easier to fall to his knees and beg for forgiveness. But his boyfriend was a dangerous thing right now, and God help him, Ilya couldn’t resist. He liked it when Shane’s sharp edges caught his soft sides, when all of his intensity bubbled onto the surface.

    “Did you want me to sign your tits too, Hollander?” he asked. “Make things even?”

    There was some saying about playing stupid games.

    Or: a drunken fan interaction was making its rounds on social media, and Ilya knew that apologies weren’t cheap.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    SHANE
    ➥ We can resign the paperwork in your name.
    ➥ I mean, you could pick a new car, but there's hardly any place for another one, unless you get rid of yours. I have some contacts with car dealers in the area. I doubt it you want a Jeep, though?

    ILYA
    ➥ hmmmmm
    ➥ if i say i want a porsche will you buy me porsche

    SHANE
    ➥ A sports one? No. They drive too fast.
    ➥ But a regular one, sure. What colour?

    ILYA
    ➥ well my main concern was that they cost as much as a fucking house baby, but
    ➥ orange?

    SHANE
    ➥ I can look around.

    ILYA
    ➥ wait no
    ➥ no
    ➥ shane
    ➥ dont
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    or: a year into dating, ilya and his daughter move in with shane, and a long week of fuck-ups and bad luck follows.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ilya locks eyes with Shane, a small smile playing on the corner of his mouth.
    “I… what?”
    “I want a baby,” he says again, his voice just as definite as it had been the first time.
    “Any one in particular? Harris and Troy’s is very cute.”
    Shane lets out a small laugh as he rolls his eyes, “Yours preferably.”

    or, that time Shane and Ilya decide to have a baby.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “There’s no need to help. Everything is fine,” Ilya tries to reassure him and wraps his arms around Shane’s waist, pulling him closer. “Come here. Give me a kiss.”

    Give me a kiss.

    The words echo loudly inside his head.

    It’s not how he used to say it.

    Back when words didn’t come so easily and back when he was too scared to ask for what he wanted, everything was simpler and smaller.

    OR: As Ilya's English gets better, his Russian gets a little rusty. So, he has a crisis about it.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    So, yes, Shane has his own little ecosystem on Apple Maps. It’s part of his routine, checking in on everyone and making sure they’re where they should be, checking in if they’re not. He’s got his mom and dad, Hayden, Rose, several of the Centaurs, and Ilya. It’s been a gradual thing, getting close to someone, their location getting shared with him, and him checking in with them.

    But, the way it started, well. That’s a whole other story. It starts, with Ilya.

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    4+1, 4 times Shane watches Ilya's location and 1 time Ilya watches his

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    13 Jun 2026

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Ilya makes comments about Shane talking too much.

    Shane takes him seriously and attempts to stop talking.

    It doesn’t go well.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “Fine, whatever,” said Ilya, “but I want you to keep doing what you do. You hear me? I will keep paying. Is no problem.”

    There was a moment of silence.

    “Mr. Rozanov, we don’t think that Mr. Hollander would… he basically spends all his time on hockey, with no signs that he’d cheat on you. I don’t know if we’d be able to keep billing you at these rates with a clear conscience.”

    Ilya rubbed his forehead and sighed.

    Long-distance relationships are hard, and Ilya finds himself developing a surveillance kink.
    Yes, he pays to have Shane followed.
    Set in fall 2017, with Ilya in Boston and Shane in Montréal.

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    07 Jun 2026

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