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how many corners do i have to turn? (how many times do i have to learn?) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Feb 2025
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“So you’re demoting me?”
“Uh, I don’t think you were actually ever promoted.”
“Technically.”
“Agatha, you have to earn a promotion.”
Agatha wets her lips, leans in close. Rio’s eyes track the movement before she has time to realize, and she has nowhere to go, back pressed against the many tins of chopped tomatoes on the shelf. She tries to keep a neutral expression. Unfazed. Possibly unsuccessfully.
“So I’ll earn it.”
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Rio inherits her aunt's restaurant. Agatha makes the whole thing much more stressful than it should be.
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- Part 1 of happiness, more or less
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@cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise
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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”
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- Part 1 of Like A Virgin
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Agatha leans in towards Rio, all attention on her, “I told them I’m going on a date tonight—”
“Ah, so there’s the line. You know, if you wanted to take me out, you could’ve just asked.”
Agatha glares at Rio for her stupid joke, “No need for all the excess—a photo of you will do, just so they know when I come home that I could date if I wanted to.”
“So you want a picture of me to convince everyone back home that you’re going on a date… instead of just going on a date?”
Agatha clicks and points at Rio, “Now you’re getting it.”
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Agatha needs to convince her son and her friends that she’s having the whirlwind vacation romance of a lifetime. Probably so they don’t think she’ll die alone. That’s where Rio (who she knows absolutely nothing about) comes in.
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nothing's free but falling out (that shit's easy, let me show you how) by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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Agatha Ruth Harkness, senior lecturer on sexuality and power dynamics in colonial New England witch cults, had hit a gold mine. Four boxes of unexamined documents straight from her time period of expertise that she gets to be the first to decode. A research grant that will last through the spring semester, at least. A holiday break full of peace and quiet. The only problem was that she had suddenly been handed a bratty grad student who was probably going to steal her thesis right out from underneath her.
or: agatha plans to spend the holiday by herself. too bad rio's around, being endearing and unwillingly filling her with holiday cheer.
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The Tide That Calls You Home by Magnolie for plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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“It’s nice,” she nods, taking a second piece before she begins to suck the juice off of her fingers, inserting each one individually into her mouth and releasing them with an audible pop that nearly sends Rio into a coma. Thank God, it’s too dark for Agatha to see the blush on her cheeks, thank God she can’t hear the ferocity with which Rio’s heart is desperately trying to break out of her ribcage.
Smuggling pirate captain Rio Vidal is down very bad for Agatha, the local tavern maid.
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i will write your name in the ruin of them by ifahy (hearttrender)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
28 Nov 2024
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FBI detective Agatha Harkness has been relentlessly hunting a female serial killer known as “Lady Death,” whom she believes murdered her son, Nicholas.
What will she do when the Killer contacts her?
#agathario au; detective x serial killer.
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Professor Vidal has always hated Professor Harkness. Agatha's teaching style was wild, chaotic, a party for each class. Rio on the other hand felt a classroom was a sacred space to learn. Not to have dance parties or comedy shows in. The two were opposites, enemies in each other's eyes.
However, one night- Rio finds herself crying in the ice cream aisle after being stood up by her date. To make matters worse? Agatha Harkness finds her there.
Little did Rio know, the best years of her life stood in that aisle with her...
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Multi chapter AU fic:)
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Agatha Harkness was supposed to finish her book, not get carried out of a burning building by a hot firefighter on a random Sunday night.
Now she’s stuck in a hospital bed with a busted arm, no apartment, and Rio Vidal, her life saving firefighter, who's annoyingly charming, offering her a place to stay.
She really should say no.
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famous author Agatha Harkness accidentally forced into a situation where she has to stay with the sexy strong firefighter who saved her life. Whatever could happen?
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Their eyes meet through the window, the stranger's immediately widening.
Agatha realizes, belatedly, that she's standing in nothing but her underwear. It's such a usual thing for her to do every summer that she didn't even think about it. Well, usually, there's no pervert watching her from her garden.
The woman's mouth parts slightly at the sight, her brown eyes never leaving hers.
Agatha recovers first. "Hey, you! What do you think you're—"
That's as far as she gets.
Distracted, the woman doesn't notice the large rock in her path. The wheelbarrow comes to a stop, and the brunette's balance wavers. And then, with an almost comical inevitability, she tips forward, falling headfirst into the dirt and weeds.
Or: Lilia hires Rio to take care of Agatha's garden. The only problem is that she forgot to tell her about it. Inspired by @evgar_'s latest fanart.
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with your boots beneath my bed by dumblibramoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Nov 2024
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“Here,” Rio said, standing and shrugging off her flannel overshirt. Of course she was wearing layers. Of course.
“I'm fine,” Agatha said automatically, even as a cold shiver ran through her.
Rio just raised an eyebrow and held out the shirt. “You're dripping on my hay.”
“Your hay will survive.” But Agatha took the shirt, trying not to notice how warm it was.
Nicky desperately craved this dusty hellscape of a ranch for summer camp, and because Agatha's not about to leave her son alone with a bunch of horse people, she rents a cottage nearby. And here comes Rio, wearing an incredibly unserious pair of Wrangler jeans.
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Where There’s Smoke by tibettetruther
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Mar 2025
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“Can I be honest?” Agatha asked suddenly. “You don’t look like a drug dealer. If I imagined one, they wouldn’t look like you.”
“Do I need an eye patch, or a scar or something?”
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Rio is a weed dealer and Agatha is curious about its medicinal qualities. They fuck!
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Not here. Not with her. by AnnieHarkness
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), agathario - Fandom, Agatha Harkness - Fandom, rio vidal - Fandom
10 Nov 2024
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What if… Rio Vidal is a young biology teacher, recently assigned with being a class teacher, and Agatha Harkness, legal guardian of Billy Maximoff, attends a parent-teacher conference for the very first time?
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- Part 1 of Teacher/Parent Agathario
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Agatha comes to her second most shocking realization of the day. The ghost happens to be alarmingly attractive. At least, as attractive as a woman can be at fifty-percent opacity.
Not that Agatha’s ogling a ghost, obviously.
“Are you real?” Agatha asks stupidly.
“I’m as real as you want me to be, baby.”
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agatha inherits a house that rio’s been haunting for centuries. ghostly shenanigans ensue.
(NOW WITH FANART AND AN EPILOGUE!!)
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What happens when Agatha’s firm hires a gorgeous window cleaner who shows up at her office window every Monday?
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A one shot where Rio is a skyscraper window cleaner hired to clean Agatha's building's windows.
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Where Hogwarts Champion Agatha Harkness decides to take Rio Vidal as her date to the yule ball to piss her mother off
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playing plenty of games (good at picking your brain) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Dec 2024
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“Look, I’ll be the distraction,” Agatha continued as if he hadn’t spoken. “You’ll be the muscle-” She cut herself off, eyeing his decidedly noodle-like arms with deep distaste. “Or not.”
Billy raised an eyebrow, the one with the gay little slit in it.
Agatha groaned and threw her hands up. “You’re the doer,” she finally announced. “And I’m the distraction. So you’re going to go get in there. And do.“
“Do what, exactly?”
“...Crime?”
OR: Rio is the proud owner of a bike shop, and Agatha is a petty crime lord with a penchant for small businesses.
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i bite my tongue, it's a bad habit by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Nov 2024
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In the week since the bonfire incident (which she was absolutely not thinking about), she’d run into Rio approximately seventeen times.
Not that she was counting.
There was Tuesday, when Agatha had taken Nicholas to his first surf lesson. Rio had been teaching the advanced class, wetsuit clinging to her like a second skin, and Agatha had absolutely not watched her demonstrate proper form on the beach.
(“Your coffee’s getting cold,” Wanda had said smugly.
“Shit.”
“And you’re drooling a little.”)
OR: Agatha has a mid-life crisis and bails for LA. That’s what people did, right? Terrible breakup, mid-life crisis, pack up your sixteen-year-old kid and move to California. Completely reasonable sequence of events.
Then start sleeping with the hot surfing instructor, royally fuck up keeping it casual, and try your damndest not to fall in love. Less reasonable sequence of events. But whatever.
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Eve is living in self imposed isolation along the coast. Oksana washes up one morning after a storm. Cue uneasy domesticity, secrets lives, and confessions in the rain à la Notebook (2004).
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05 Jan 2026
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“I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”
“What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”
“I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."
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After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.
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Just between us, did the love affair maim you too by Magnolie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
02 Feb 2025
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More than once does Agatha put her hand on Rio’s right thigh, trying to catch up to where the song is, and it makes her skin prickle. She can’t remember ever being this physically close to her, arm against arm, legs touching, crouched over a book like teenage school girls.
On a scale of 1 to 10 - how hideous is it to fall in love with a married woman?----------OR----------
Rio takes a job as Agatha's nanny and house keeper for the winter. What she doesn't anticipate, is how hard she will fall for her.- Language:
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03 Jan 2026