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“Have you ever heard of pirates, Regulus?” Sirius asked, not answering his brother’s question.
“Yes, of course.”
“Pirates often don’t get married and instead find love on the sea, with one another.”
“Oh,” Regulus said, fairly unfazed. “So, you wish to run away and become a pirate then?”
“Well no, not necessarily,” Sirius replied, “but I do want to love like one.”
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Sirius Black is crown prince to the throne and is put into an arranged marriage with his cousin whom he is desperate to escape from. Fortunately for him, he's able to strike a deal with a notorious pirate by the name of Captain Lycaon that grants him his freedom and the captain all the gold he could ever want. Though, things go awry quickly when neither man is as the other expects him to be, setting off a chain reaction of drama, angst, and love.
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Bookmarked by remuslicious
24 Jul 2026
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Sirius is the perfect Slytherin student. Until he finds a Wolf in the Forbidden Forest. Until he finds out that Wolf is Remus Lupin. Until he carries a battered Remus Lupin back to his bedroom to nurse him back to health after a violent blood moon.
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22 Jul 2026
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
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Bookmarked by remuslicious
22 Jul 2026
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Remus is spiked with Veritaserum and accidentally confesses his love for Sirius in front of everyone, but everyone else thinks he was spiked with Amortentia. Remus uses this to his advantage.