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It gets so hard to breathe (when you're looking at me) by arcane_illusions, NeonDomino
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2022
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When Sirius turns up at Remus' flat after the events at the Triwizard Tournament, he doesn't expect to find himself sharing a bed with Remus. Or getting so intimately involved in his life. Or to find out that they're mates and Remus wants nothing more than to push him up against the wall and make him forget his own name.
Or to feel so very complete.
But Sirius isn't complaining. Not one bit.
(This fic is complete, chapters to be posted weekly)
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“Have you ever heard of pirates, Regulus?” Sirius asked, not answering his brother’s question.
“Yes, of course.”
“Pirates often don’t get married and instead find love on the sea, with one another.”
“Oh,” Regulus said, fairly unfazed. “So, you wish to run away and become a pirate then?”
“Well no, not necessarily,” Sirius replied, “but I do want to love like one.”
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Sirius Black is crown prince to the throne and is put into an arranged marriage with his cousin whom he is desperate to escape from. Fortunately for him, he's able to strike a deal with a notorious pirate by the name of Captain Lycaon that grants him his freedom and the captain all the gold he could ever want. Though, things go awry quickly when neither man is as the other expects him to be, setting off a chain reaction of drama, angst, and love.
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24 Jul 2026
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
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22 Jul 2026
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Remus is spiked with Veritaserum and accidentally confesses his love for Sirius in front of everyone, but everyone else thinks he was spiked with Amortentia. Remus uses this to his advantage.
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James was trying to “find himself” whatever-the-fuck that means. And Sirius, as his long-exasperated best friend, was dragged along with him, finding themselves in Kerry, Ireland.
Luckily, Sirius had Moony: his anonymous online confidant, his late-night constant, his almost-something, to keep him sane in the face of his (second) brother losing the plot. Only, Moony has no interest in taking things further than that. But it's enough for Sirius.
Or, it had been, right up until he and James broke down on the side of the road, and were saved by a good-looking local, Remus.
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21 Jul 2026
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Sirius is going into heat, and he is being sold to the pureblood family with the best offer. To no one's surprise, Sirius is less than cooperative. In order to show him what his alternative is, Walburga takes him to the middle of an alpha rut facility, and proceeds to lose him to a crowd of rutting alphas. Lucky for Sirius, there's a man with tawny curls who keeps him from being eaten alive--literally. However, even good intentions have consequences, and Sirius and Remus are bound to find out what these consequences are.
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15 Jul 2026
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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13 Jul 2026
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In the middle of the aftermath left by life-shattering trauma, Sirius finds Remus, someone who understands better than anyone else ever could. And together, they take turns putting each other back together again when the nightmares of their pasts try to tear them apart.
(Note: the Non-Con and Violence tags are only there as trigger warnings and indicate PAST and ATTEMPTED events. This does NOT occur between any of the main characters and is ABSOLUTELY not glamorized.)
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13 Jul 2026
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It's lovely up here; all meadows dotted with wildflowers, wind-beaten tracks criss-crossing this way and that through the fields, weaving inland to the pinewoods. The sun's hot on his back as he passes ramshackle stone walls, long since crumbled to piles of ancient rubble and scree, and then the path winds downwards, still following the line of the coast until Sirius finds himself outside an old white cottage, tucked away behind the hill with a rose garden that faces out to the sea.
Sirius moves to Cornwall for the summer and meets a rude, beautiful boy who is writing a book that may or may not be about dragons.
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13 Jul 2026
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Falling in love with the literal boy next door is sweet. Unless you're also a boy, and you're on the high school basketball team, and it's the early 2000s. Remus Lupin breaks hearts and fucks up and tries to do better.
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13 Jul 2026
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Sirius Black has a secret. A secret so big not even his best friend James knows about it. A secret that would absolutely destroy him if it ever came out. Sirius Black is a virgin.
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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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07 Jul 2026
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Remus Lupin and the Problem Vampire by cherryschapters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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Sirius Black is immortal. He was born in the year 1700 in rural France. He does not age. He drinks blood to survive. But he is NOT a vampire, he simply doesn’t like it when people throw garlic at him. The year is 2002 and Remus Lupin is not into him, not at all. Until very suddenly he finds that he really, really is. It would have been a lot easier if he’d just left him alone when he’d asked.
Or - my vampire crack fic.. Or - my favourite thing I’ve ever written- Language:
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05 Jul 2026
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Wishes on Stars by Quietlemonhush, TherestheSnitch for BurningAurora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Remus is big now. He’s five, and he’s never dared use a star wish before. He’s wanted to, sure. Like when Albin stole his train and broke it. Or when Marcy said she was going to tell her mum that he’d hit her, even when he didn’t. He didn’t wish on stars then, even though it seemed really important at the time.
That should count in his favor, right? If he makes a wish now, and he never ever ever has before, it will be granted, right?
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Remus makes a wish and gains a friend.
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Dulce Et Decorum Est (Pro Amor Mori) by nicodiangelol, SevenSidedStories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2025
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"Remus Lupin is the winner!"
Remus lifted his eyes to take in the royal family. The queen sat on an ornate chair, looking haughty and cruel with a particular twist to her lips. His gaze drifted to the prince. He was pretty. Remus had expected that. He had the same high cheekbones and arched eyebrows as his mother, with a piercing blue stare. His raven-hair was carefully arranged as it cascaded to his shoulders. He looked too angelic to be involved in the kinds of atrocities his family had committed. But he had been. And Remus would kill all of them for it. But for now, he had to stick to his stupid mission and play nice enough to get picked as their new dog.
He glared up unflinchingly at the man seated in front of him. The announcer cleared his throat and gestured at his face. Remus reached up and peeled off the mask. He spit out the blood in his mouth and made a slight bow.
The announcer made another frantic noise. Balling his fingers into tight fists, he lowered down and dropped on one knee, bowing forward to the man but holding his gaze. "My prince," he muttered through gritted teeth, just loud enough to be heard, "I humbly ask for your favour."
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04 Jul 2026
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3000 words. That was all. Sirius just had to get this essay down to 3000 words.
3120 words, said his psychology essay’s word count, rudely.
Fuck you, he said back to the word count.
You’re so sleep-deprived, you’re hallucinating an argument with Microsoft Word, the word count replied wittily. Also, you want to shag men.
Bollocks. The word count was right.
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After realising that he’s probably at least a little bit gay, Sirius Black falls into a prolonged spell of bad luck.
This is definitely because of some big fuckoff cosmic reason completely unrelated to him, and not just because he’s a bit of a twat.
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04 Jul 2026
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wolf moon (come cast your spell on me) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2026
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Sirius used to love the moon, and he still does in a way, but now that he’s older he can’t help but to be filled with dread at the sight of it, knowing what tomorrow will bring when it finally reaches its peak.
He hates the moon for what it does to Remus every single month.
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Sirius knew that he wasn’t considered a good person. As a matter of fact he wasn’t good at anything at all. Not a good son or brother or student or cousin or protector. But the truth was that he tried. He tried so hard, too hard. It hurts when his younger brother keeps pushing him away after they left their parents home and chose to move in together, but if Sirius can’t be good, he wants to find something good to live for.
When they moved to a small town in rural England after escaping their parents, Regulus was determined to ignore his older brother at all costs. What neither expected was for their lives, relationships and friendships to intertwine so deeply they had no choice to face each other and reconcile with how much they had suffered.
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OR a small-town AU. the kids aren't alright.
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03 Jul 2026
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a taste of spring by emmamaeforever
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
12 Jun 2026
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Remus Lupin had never given much thought to how he would die– though he’d had reason enough in the last few months– but, even if he had, he would not have imagined it like this.
He stared without breathing across the long room, into the dark eyes of the hunter, and the hunter looked pleasantly back at him.
Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone he loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something.
He knew that if he’d never gone to Forks, he wouldn’t be facing death right now. But, terrified as he was, he couldn’t bring himself to regret the decision. When life offers one a dream so far beyond any of one’s expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
The hunter smiled at him in a friendly way as he sauntered forward to kill him.---
Or: Remus Lupin finds more than he expects in the rain-soaked stillness of Forks.