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    You set me up with a serial killer!” Nie Mingjue hisses as soon as he hears it pick up. His grip on the phone is so tight that it creaks. "You set me up with someone who yells at the valet and does not tip the waiter. If I get murdered and dismembered tonight - and I could, A-sang, do you hear me? I could, because their family is probably not above murdering and dismembering and his father is still baying for my blood - I will come back as a fierce ghost and spend the rest of my miserable afterlife haunting you!”

    The silence after his tirade lasts long enough that Nie Mingjue rips the phone away from his ear to frown at it. Was his brother ignoring him?

    “HUIASA - ”

    “Hello?” a voice says over the phone, and it is most assuredly not his brother’s.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    HAHAUHEAAHHAHHAHEHAEH

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    Mu Qing has to send a clone down to answer a prayer and it runs into a long forgotten crown prince.

    This is just a silly little story about Xie Lian and Mu Qing meeting by accident about 200 years into Xie Lian's banishment.

    It involves a stolen spiritual item, an ugly dog, and several rogue clones.

    Remember when Xie Lian mentioned not recognizing Mu Qing's voice because he hadn’t seen him in ‘five or six hundred years’? This is that time!

     

    This story is for @Ameji’s TGCF Clone Week, and each chapter (day) follows as many of the prompts as I can manage to get in there. There are clones, but I will not /exactly/ be using these prompts for their intended clone-related purpose jsyk lmao. At least not all of them. Honestly, I have no idea what I was doing with this.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    hehehehebeheh

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    “Your childhoods…..” Hanguang-jun said, then as if suddenly realizing he’d said that outloud, snapped his mouth shut, looking properly mortified.

    Wei Wuxian shrugged, “Scars heal,” he said; they all knew he was no longer talking about elbows and knees and brothers in gravel beds.

    Jiang Cheng pays a visit to Cloud Recess. Healing begins to take place.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE I LOVEEWEEEEEEEEEEEE its kinda like rly ooc BUT I DONT CARE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAYYYY

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    “I’m going to kill the Ghost King,” said White Dragon Devouring Moon.

    “Hmm,” said Xie Lian.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    heheheheheheh

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    “I travel so I may do my duty as a cultivator. Not in order to make acquaintances.”

    Wei Wuxian huffs in amusement. “Ehhh, Lan-daozhang, no way. I would’ve thought that a friendly guy like you would have friends in every region!”

    Lan Wangji’s jaw clenches.

    Or: in the dead of winter, traveling cultivator Lan Wangji gets snowed in at a remote mountain village, falls in love with the chief’s adopted son, and stumbles upon a dark secret that is decades in the making.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    this is freaking so good i predicted the ending tho im too cool ahaha