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    In Good Paws by , , , , for bewaretheboojum

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)  

    13 Mar 2020

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    “This was a great idea,” Tim mutters, relaxing into the hot bath with a soft sigh. His cuts aren’t stinging anymore and the water feels heavenly. He blinks, eyelids getting heavy, then spots the beer again. The amber bottle is beaded with condensation, and it looks invitingly cool.

    There’s a soft sound outside the bathroom window, followed by the unmistakable hum of Krypto’s heat vision and a short scream. Ah, ninja. The sounds of battle and mayhem continue unabated as he eyes the bottle again.

    What can it hurt? He reaches out and wraps his hand around the pleasantly cold bottle before bringing it to his lips. It’s bitter, biting and bubbly and cold enough to wake him up a little.

    The popping sound of gunfire nearby cuts off almost as soon as it begins, followed by silence and then more screaming and curses. He thinks he hears a faint, distant, “Oy, my soddin’ nose—!” but can’t be sure. Tim tilts his head, weighing his options, then shrugs. Eh, he’s sure Krypto has the situation well in paw. He loves playing fetch with ninjas.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    A Presentation in Ethical Kidnapping by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Tim’s thought his life couldn't get weirder when he found an ALIVE Jason Todd

    Then the Joker happened
    Then someone decided to start stalking him
    Then they all broke into the hospital
    Oh yeah, then there was the whole bio-son situation

    Honestly, Tim was just lucky Drake manor could fit his new fam– all these random strangers

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Whoops, time to break out the body-dissolving acid by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    14 Oct 2023

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    Dying was natural. If there was anything natural about being beaten to death by a clown with a crowbar and blown up. Coming back to life was less natural, but not unheard of. Jason would personally not recommend having to dig your way out of your grave, but whatever universe-controlling entity that was running this show didn’t seem to care for his opinions.

    Dying twice was just a natural consequence of his resurrection. Sure, he’d expected to be kicking around for more than a year or so after his miraculous return, but he supposed accidentally spooking a tiny assassin child and getting stabbed to death was a funny enough way to go. His life was a joke after all.

    Now, coming back to life a second time was completely unexpected.

    (A Titans Tower AU where Death doesn’t seem to stick for Jason Todd anymore, but Tim doesn’t know that when he accidentally kills him.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The Right Substitution is Key by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    10 Jul 2024

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Tim Murders The Joker by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    25 Oct 2021

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    Tim Drake was devastated after the Joker murdered Robin. He witnessed Batman's descent into madness afterward. Instead of becoming Robin, Tim has other plans.
    Murder the Joker.

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    06 Jun 2026