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Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.
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- Part 1 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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01 Jul 2026
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Put a heel in a new life by GuidingLightG, MyCampingGroundsAreSpelledAO3
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Lifesteal SMP, Other Minecraft servers
25 Apr 2026
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Wemmbu, is- no, WAS the top 1 superhero, 'Smash n' Dash' until recently. Why? Because he faked his death.
For a new identity, crossdressing is a good safety measure.
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28 Jun 2026
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one and nineteen more by benji_bones
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 Jun 2026
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Then, down that dusty road, he saw strolling up the street what must’ve been the biggest damn horse he'd ever seen. Its steps were slow but sturdy, and Branzy could hear a light rumble each time one of its hooves lazily met the ground. It easily was 6 feet tall at the shoulders and its massive, high held neck only added to its grand stature. Its rider was equally intimidating, tall and lean and bathed in shadows. Their loose poncho danced behind them, caught by a breeze.
Branzy couldn’t see their face, but from the chill that crawled down his spine, he was sure they were looking back at him.
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A big horse, a mysterious past, and a revolver with twenty notches. Who wouldn't fall in love?
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27 Jun 2026
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The sun is alone yet it still shines (Maybe it doesn't need to be alone) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
16 Jan 2024
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His hospital, he corrected mentally before sighing out loud. It had been a month since he had joined this smp for the job offer, offering significantly high numbers, he would have been a fool to refuse it.
Yet a fool he was for accepting it.
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Branzy doctor AU
(Semi-beta read)
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26 Jun 2026
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Branzy was working on some traps a bit farther out from the circus for Clown. He was alone, he had been alone for the past few days since Clown had vanished with no explanation, he was probably out killing people. Of course Clown wasn’t around, he was literally the deadliest player so he was busy, Branzy had no right to be upset over being left alone.
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Clownzy angst+hurt/comfort+fluff YAY