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Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.
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- Part 1 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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01 Jul 2026
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Put a heel in a new life by GuidingLightG, MyCampingGroundsAreSpelledAO3
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Lifesteal SMP, Other Minecraft servers
25 Apr 2026
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Wemmbu, is- no, WAS the top 1 superhero, 'Smash n' Dash' until recently. Why? Because he faked his death.
For a new identity, crossdressing is a good safety measure.
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28 Jun 2026
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one and nineteen more by benji_bones
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 Jun 2026
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Then, down that dusty road, he saw strolling up the street what must’ve been the biggest damn horse he'd ever seen. Its steps were slow but sturdy, and Branzy could hear a light rumble each time one of its hooves lazily met the ground. It easily was 6 feet tall at the shoulders and its massive, high held neck only added to its grand stature. Its rider was equally intimidating, tall and lean and bathed in shadows. Their loose poncho danced behind them, caught by a breeze.
Branzy couldn’t see their face, but from the chill that crawled down his spine, he was sure they were looking back at him.
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A big horse, a mysterious past, and a revolver with twenty notches. Who wouldn't fall in love?
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27 Jun 2026
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The sun is alone yet it still shines (Maybe it doesn't need to be alone) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
16 Jan 2024
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His hospital, he corrected mentally before sighing out loud. It had been a month since he had joined this smp for the job offer, offering significantly high numbers, he would have been a fool to refuse it.
Yet a fool he was for accepting it.
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Branzy doctor AU
(Semi-beta read)
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26 Jun 2026
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Branzy was working on some traps a bit farther out from the circus for Clown. He was alone, he had been alone for the past few days since Clown had vanished with no explanation, he was probably out killing people. Of course Clown wasn’t around, he was literally the deadliest player so he was busy, Branzy had no right to be upset over being left alone.
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Clownzy angst+hurt/comfort+fluff YAY -
Branzy's Not So Fun Experience Exposing Corrupt Hero Society by Starintheoceansmountain
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Mar 2026
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Branzy went from being one of the most beloved engineers in Lifesteal to one of the most wanted vigilantes practically overnight.
Now he has to juggle between hiding from the heroes, working at a café, solving crimes and exposing the corruption within hero society. Sounds pretty easy right? But why is Lifesteal's most dangerous assassin so interested in him?
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22 Jun 2026
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il m'aime, il ne m'aime pas by dayabreaka
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP
14 Jun 2026
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The next one has him bent over a pile of baby blue Hydrangea flowers, blood dripping from his tongue, dying both the flowers and his teeth a dreadful shade of gruesome red. As his head spins and his vision dims, his mind flashes to his mother—she was beautiful, with hair as white as her perfect teeth and haunting red eyes. She was a dedicated gardener, and he remembers her calloused fingers and dainty smile as she brushed his hair back, flowers falling from the ivory locks.
He wonders what she’d think of him now, with her beloved flowers in his lungs and her vines tangling through his trachea.
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
OR, Branzy gets Hanahaki and Clown does something about it
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- Part 1 of day's clownzy ✶࿐
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Wing clipping—when performed correctly—is a painless procedure. It, however, is not harmless, as it is know to cause psychological distress.
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“I trapped him in lifesteal’s safest base” but make it a wingfic with Branzy having his wings restrained and/or clipped
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21 Jun 2026
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Circus of Power by MistRogue
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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The Server is an interesting and unstable world where power could mean anything. It's like a circus with multiple acts played by actors who craved for domination through their own means, cycling through the rise and fall of several civilizations, kingdoms, and empires.
In the middle of it all, ever wondered how ClownPierce was perceived to be the villain he was made out to be?Bookmarked by selfcestmaster3000
21 Jun 2026
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Entropy's Final Curtain Call by DragronGuts (CatDragron)
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
23 Jun 2026
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"What are you waiting for?" Gabriel sounds breathless, a desperate plea on the edge of his voice. "Strike me down Machine! Kill me, bathe in my blood and let it fuel you long after my death!"
V1 doesn't need be told twice. But its audials alert it to something shifting, an all encompassing background noise that grows louder with each passing second-
kkkkrrRRRAAACK-!
The sky splits open with an ugly tear. Inky black void spills forth into Treachery's cloudy sky. Both machine and angel freeze, spinning to stare in horror at the crack in space.
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Treachery collapses and Hell decides she has time for one last show, trapping her two precious actors within the bowels of Fraud.
Hell is dying
Gabriel is alive
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Branzy made a horrible mistake, and now he’s staring down a murderer and a dead body. Though, maybe it’s the best decision he’s ever made in his life.
Aka: Clownzy mafia AU.
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- Part 3 of Stealing life and love
- Part 2 of Clownzy fics by an idot
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10 Jun 2026
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tied by fate by thefirstmuse
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
15 Jun 2026
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Avery is devastated by Derek's "death." He thought he had lost him forever, until he heard a familiar voice on college campus.
Avery and Derek basically end up at the exact same college. Gay shit happens.... A fuck ton of it.
update on 06/13/26: this fic is currently paused and the chances of it being picked up/continuing is low.....but never zero ;) (lets see if i get any ideas...possibly after the end of school ;))) )
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05 Jun 2026
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Where the Blue Orchids Bloom by gumii_wormss
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
16 Jun 2026
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[Post DAWTDE]
You Died!
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Revive
Title Screen
—————————Avery stares at his computer screen, a gentle headache prodding at his forehead.
12:00 A.M
Fireworks set off outside his window, just to the left of the desk his computer sat on. His nose wrinkles, warping a weird scrunched up way. Avery’s ears are somehow barricading the excruciatingly loud cheers outside his apartment. His eyes swell, tears pooling on his waterlines. He bites down on his lip, an icky iron taste flooding his senses. Mixing blood with salt water from his tears, which are streaming down his cheeks, was rather unpleasant. Avery can’t bring himself to look away from his computer screen.
It was New Year’s Day now, and he had spent 15 hours playing a dumb game about blocks. 15 hours trying to find someone he would never know. He couldn’t get over solely being able to know his name. He wishes he could’ve saved him, wishes he didn’t have to spend a new year alone, wishes he could think of anything else to say besides; ’I’m sorry’.Bookmarked by selfcestmaster3000
04 Jun 2026
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V1 really wants to kill this motherfucking angel but he's its only way to stay alive and that kinda interferes with its plans. Hell collapsing into itself, Gabriel having his ~problems~, and a very forced/unwanted partnership also get in the way of those plans.
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Gabriel's last fight in Treachery was supposed to be where he died. A death worth of everything he's gone through, to the hands of the machine who's also the cause of everything he's gone through.
When Hell collapses and his death is forced to a later date, Gabriel grabs the machine and teleports the both of them onto the war-torn earth in hopes of continuing their battle. This does not happen, much to his disappointment. Now he's stuck with this bitch of a machine.
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Rated mature due to the amount of swears used by both V1 and Gabriel. And the violence, I feel as if I should mention that, maybe. Then again, this is Ultrakill.
Most recent edit (05-28):
Edits made to chapter 3. I fixed the pacing and, in my eyes, it should be better, now.Bookmarked by selfcestmaster3000
27 May 2026
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Branzy thought he knew pain and torture, thought he had experienced it plenty of times before. Unfortunately, whoever kidnapped him this time turned out to be a lot more efficient and brutal than any of his past captors.
Luckily, a certain assassin comes to his rescue, and decides to expose a part of himself to Branzy during this vulnerable time of his. Branzy was not emotionally prepared for this, but also isn't going to complain.
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5: Vulnerability.Series
- Part 7 of Hunt's Clownzy Collection
- Part 5 of On Trust; Clownzy 5+1 Series
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25 May 2026
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Memories bring back you by Atropa_isnt_the_end (BelladonnaAddict)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
10 May 2026
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”Just one villain, you should know that.” The sound of Cube leaning back in his chair could be heard down the comm line, and Branzy was fairly sure they all collectively rolled their eyes. ”Clown. That’s why you’ve got Branzy.”
“Gee, way to make me feel wanted.”
“We’re honoured to have you, Branzy.” Squiddo was still determinedly cheerful, punching his arm fondly. “Clown’d kill any of us in a heartbeat, but with you it might be two.”
established former relationship, hyper-powerful villain Clown, Team Focus shenanigans, Branzy gets a happy ending :D
Title from Memories by Maroon 5
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- Part 68 of Bella's Clownzy works
Bookmarked by selfcestmaster3000
25 May 2026
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my synapses had a wild reaction to this one.
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Gotta be a part of your soul and of your heart all the time by Yyuma
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
23 May 2026
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"Do not misunderstand," he warned. "This changes nothing between us."
V1 tilted its head again. Gabriel’s throat tightened.
The machine lifted one arm slowly, giving them every opportunity to stop it. Gabriel did not move. Metal fingers brushed against the side of his neck, not grabbing. It was testing to see what Gabriel’s reaction would be. He inhaled sharply through his teeth.
"Go on," he muttered, unable to believe the words as he spoke them. "Feed."
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Gabriel notices how slim V1’s waist is and offers to feed it.
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23 May 2026
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google tell me how to kill myself after reading this masterclass of a fanfic
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Between the yearning, sleep deprivation, and overall lack of taking care of himself, Sharpness hasn’t been having a GREAT time the past week.
All of this comes to a head when he just barely escapes a 2v1, and amidst the blood loss and sickness he’s worked himself into, his dying brain decides to conjure up a hallucination of his ex-teammate to take care of him. The one whom he had no right to be so painfully in love with.
“No Sharp, I’m real.”
That’s exactly what a hallucination would say.
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21 May 2026
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Sharpness doesn't know why he always streams so late. It wakes him up more than it tires him out. Which is why he finds himself slumped in a 24/7 cafe, cradling a hot chocolate. But the reason Sharpness finds himself back in that cafe has less to do with the hot chocolate and more to do with the cute barista making it.
Previously titled 'Late night Coffee' (15/05/26)
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- Part 2 of Angel’s Sharplow Fics
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20 May 2026
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WARNING!!!! THERE IS SOME PRETTY FUCKED UP STUFF HAPPENING IN THIS FIC!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!!!
Loonac leaves Nufuli to fight Vanguard on his own. It doesn't end well for either of them as Nufuli gives up and joins Vanguard under the name Number Two.
OR: I lawdogged Nufuli ^_^
WARNING!!!! THERE IS SOME PRETTY FUCKED UP STUFF HAPPENING IN THIS FIC!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!!!
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19 Apr 2026