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...and a partridge in a pear tree by strangehunger
Fandoms: Gideon the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir
04 Feb 2020
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“Gideon,” said Palamedes with the patience of a saint, “the rules are the rules. It wouldn’t be fair if I changed them just for you. In a well ordered society—
“It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
And there lay the source of all of her problems: handwritten in a script so neat and precise it could have been printed, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. And everyone knew that Gideon and Harrow hated each other.
So what if they had started taking smoke breaks together? So what if Harrow had helped her fold shirts just last week, in a store she didn’t even work in? So what if Harrow had laughed as the two of them did Jagerbombs at Palamedes’ Halloween party, the glint of her fake fangs flashing invitingly in the orange party lights? They hated each other. The two of them would both work in the mall until one of them inevitably strangled the other with her bare hands, and Gideon wouldn’t have it any other way.
Except that lately, Gideon had started to like Harrow.
Which made that slip of paper a fucking problem.
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07 Dec 2024
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After months of being apart, Vi and Caitlyn strike a truce and clear up some unfinished business.
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23 Nov 2024
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The one where everyone thinks they’re dating, Sanji is oblivious, and Zoro takes everything in stride.
Sometimes a love story can go in reverse.
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26 Mar 2024
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Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.
A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it.
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26 Mar 2024
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(looking for) shapes in the silence by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Jan 2022
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“There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”“Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”
John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”
“I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.
“To who?” John asked.
“To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”
“No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”
Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?
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18 Mar 2024
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Dark Mode Enabled by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2023
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@GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
@GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
@GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.***
Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.
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11 Mar 2024
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such an almighty sound by CountingNothings
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Jun 2021
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“I need you to marry me,” Harrow says, a propos of absolutely nothing that Gideon can see. And, uh, okay, this is not what childhood best frenemies say to each other upon discovering that both of their graduate programs have weird residence requirements.
“What,” Gideon asks, “the fuck?”- Language:
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28 Feb 2024
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The Process of Elimination by zoicite
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Nov 2022
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The Emperor calls for eligible heirs to compete for a chance to marry his treasured progeny, Her Divine Highness, First Born of the First Reborn. Each week one House will be sent home until only one remains and the winning heir shall ascend to stand beside Her Divine Highness, hand in hand, with House replenished and legacy secured.
Harrow does not intend to compete.
Note: This story contains spoilers for Harrow the Ninth.
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13 Feb 2024
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Visions of Gideon by tothewillofthepeople
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Oct 2020
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Oh my god they were roommates...
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- Part 7 of author's personal favorites
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19 Dec 2023
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a call to motion by groundedsaucer (coasterchild)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jun 2021
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Harrow and Gideon watch a porno.
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18 Dec 2023
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Harrow couldn’t have been sleeping, which left Gideon with two options: she could leave Harrow to her tossing and turning, giving Gideon more time to introspect on the way she breathed. Or, she could be direct and call her out on it.
Well, Gideon was never very good at introspection.
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18 Dec 2023
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There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. My attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Camus
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20 Sep 2021
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In a desperate attempt to overcome his writer's block, Kim Seokjin rents a cottage by the sea on a remote island in the southern part of Korea for the summer, intent on successfully completing a story.1933
Min Yoongi spends his nights tending the lighthouse, providing a light on the horizon for lost sailors to navigate safely, all the while feeling lost by himself, a lightkeeper without a guiding light.There are some people who are meant to cross paths, even if it means time itself must bend to accommodate them.
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17 Jun 2018
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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04 Jun 2018
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Prompt from Ganemi:
"A/B/O au in which Saitama tries to mask his scent with tons of AXE.
…and Genos suffers."
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01 Apr 2018
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AU where Genos is the top ranked S-Class hero and Saitama still does odd jobs for hire.
Genos hires him to be his friend.
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24 Mar 2018
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10 Mar 2018
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Genos is on the wrong side of the law, and Saitama IS the law. But there's one way Genos can definitely get close to him...
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24 Feb 2018
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Slade’s easy job as a bodyguard is about to get complicated when his employer finally achieves his goal of capturing a Bat (or two).
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08 Jan 2018
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Yoongi sounds as calm as Seokjin is irritated. Which, by default, irritates him more. It isn’t just the review itself. It’s the online articles, the tweets about it, the comments saying that the review is right, that Lunch Randa knows what he’s talking about. Seokjin thinks that if he reads the word pretentious one more time he’ll– he’ll–– he doesn’t know, but he’ll do something. Like, he’ll scream in a pillow for sure.
“I’m suing this guy.”
“That’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?”
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Kim Seokjin owns a successful restaurant and Kim Namjoon is the heir of a big publishing company. He might also secretly be a food blogger that gives Seokjin a bad review. And would you look at that, they're neighbors!
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31 Dec 2017