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    Shane breathes in deep, a contented little sigh, and then pauses for another long time. Just slightly tensed, like he’s preparing himself for something, but Ilya doesn’t really have the chance to worry before he says, “I had…a good time tonight.”
    “Mm, was good night,” Ilya murmurs. Kisses hair, kisses eyebrow. “Nice dinner, nice weather.”
    “Yeah, it was nice,” Shane murmurs. He sighs, clears his throat. “Thank you for such a nice first date.”
    Ilya mouths first date to himself, mind running to figure out what that could mean in this context.
    Then Shane shifts and says, “I wasn’t sure what to expect when you asked me out.”
    Ah.

    Shane decides to play a game. Ilya is exactly where he wants to be.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Proper Among Saints by LavenderProse

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Post-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Sexual Roleplay, Virginity Kink, Feminization, Consensual Non-Consent, Dom/sub, Anal Sex, Rimming, Spit Kink (for those with eyes to see), Just the Tip, Outdoor Sex, Butt Plugs, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Slapping, Finger Sucking, Dacryphilia

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    Shane breathes in deep, a contented little sigh, and then pauses for another long time. Just slightly tensed, like he’s preparing himself for something, but Ilya doesn’t really have the chance to worry before he says, “I had…a good time tonight.”

    “Mm, was good night,” Ilya murmurs. Kisses hair, kisses eyebrow. “Nice dinner, nice weather.”

    “Yeah, it was nice,” Shane murmurs. He sighs, clears his throat. “Thank you for such a nice first date.”

    Ilya mouths first date to himself, mind running to figure out what that could mean in this context.
    Then Shane shifts and says, “I wasn’t sure what to expect when you asked me out.”

    Ah.

    Shane decides to play a game. Ilya is exactly where he wants to be.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    faded on the fine lines by impetuous

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: Sub Top Ilya Rozanov, Dom Bottom Shane Hollander, Tattoos, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, Tattoo Artist Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander has tattoos, Shane Hollander Has Nipple Piercings, Ilya Rozanov Gets a Tramp Stamp, (And a lot more than that!), Dom/sub, Pain Kink, Impact Play, Frottage, Felching, Ass Play, Oral Sex, Come Eating, Come Marking, Come as Lube, Spit as Lube, Orgasm Control, Orgasm Edging, Orgasm Delay, Multiple Orgasms, Spanking, Sexual Overstimulation, Subspace, light humiliation/degradation, Light Puppy!Ilya (if you squint), Under-negotiated Kink, Non-Sexual Submission, Brief mention of revenge porn (not between Hollanov), Hopeful Ending

    Summary: If Ilya Rozanov was set to be branded for life in the space above his butt crack, he was damn well going to pay a premium for it.

    Booking with one of the most exclusive tattoo studios in North America was the easy bit.

    Having his brain melted into oblivion by Shane Hollander’s steady hands and even steadier voice was decidedly not part of the plan.

    Or, the one where tattoo artist Shane is very good at giving instructions.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The Count of Amaranth Moor, Vol. 1 by VampireFaun

    Relationship Tags: Original Male Character/Original Male Character

    Additional Tags: Regency Romance, Gothic, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Vampires, Historical, British Romanticism - Freeform, Moorland and natural landscapes, Epistolary

    Summary: A warm, slow-burn gay vampire romance, set against a lush gothic backdrop.

    It's the summer of 1822 when Avery Bedford, a tenacious young butler, is abruptly let go from his hard-earned position. He travels gloomily to his new place of employment: a vast old manor, perched on the edge of a desolate moor. Despite his dwindling expectations, he's determined to try making the best of it—but it isn't long before he's swept headlong into a terrifying mystery, and then a catastrophic transformation.

    In the wake of this tragedy, only two options remain:

    To learn the history, and thus the motives, of the solitary and enigmatic count who took the very last of his hope...

    Or to kill him.

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    This is the complete, illustrated, and freely downloadable first book of an original novel consisting of four volumes, the last of which is in progress!

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


     

    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Closer to where you are (is where I must be) by sistercacao

    Relationship Tags: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

    Additional Tags: POV Alternating, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Forced Proximity, Domesticity Kink in the form of Shane hyperventilating about doing shared laundry, Rimming, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Eyjafjallajökull haunts the narrative, Pining While Fucking, Which is apparently a searchable tag but Yearning While Fucking is not :(, Paris is a side character, Ilya Rozanov is Obsessed With Shane Hollander, Shane Hollander is Obsessed With Ilya Rozanov, Very exciting that those are now searchable tags

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    “Ilya, what are we gonna do?” Shane says.

    Ilya finishes whatever he has been doing on his phone, and tosses it gently to the bed beside him. He crosses the room to Shane, stands in front of him, squeezes into his shoulders with his big hands, rubbing them like he means to warm them up.

    “Looks like we will have a little vacation,” he says, with a big obnoxious grin.

     


    Boston and Montreal are sent to Paris to play against each other in an exhibition series in January 2017. Ilya and Shane decide to stay in Paris for one more night. Just one more night, so they can talk. Maybe finally understand each other.

    They aren't expecting a volcano to erupt in Iceland and close all the airspace in Europe, leaving them stranded there. Together.

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    The imminent arrival of their cousin had already monopolized the conversation when Jiang Cheng walked into the breakfast room that morning. After the past six months during which the primary topic around every meal in Lotus Grove had been the untimely death of Jin Guangshan, Jiang Cheng welcomed the change.

    Yu Sang, a distant relation, had sent word the day before that they could expect him shortly after breakfast.

    Or, A Count of Monte Cristo fusion.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    give me your petals, i will take your thorns by Stratisphyre

    Relationship Tags: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Nie Huaisang, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Count of Monte Cristo Fusion, Canonical Character Death, Secret Identity, Vibes-Based Worldbuilding, Falling In Love, Past Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Nie Mingjue, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Off-Screen Character Death, Toeing the Line of Qin Su/Jin Guangyao, a grapeshit whiff of angst

    Summary: The imminent arrival of their cousin had already monopolized the conversation when Jiang Cheng walked into the breakfast room that morning. After the past six months during which the primary topic around every meal in Lotus Grove had been the untimely death of Jin Guangshan, Jiang Cheng welcomed the change.

    Yu Sang, a distant relation, had sent word the day before that they could expect him shortly after breakfast.

    Or, A Count of Monte Cristo fusion.