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Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.
Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.
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14 Apr 2026
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How to Escape Your Problems and Live Your Life in Denial – the Jiang Cheng Edition by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jun 2022
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So, this may not be the life Jiang Cheng's imagined for himself - he’s living in an apartment slightly bigger than a closet above a café filled with sassy, judgmental cats, penny-pinching and coupon-cutting his way to stave off starvation and scurvy.
And of course, just to make his life more complicated, there's the Lan Xichen Problem.
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08 Mar 2026
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Blooming Days by Atsushiis
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2021
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“Sweetheart! I’m so so late, sorry, sorry, a thousand apologies! Aiya, how could I have made you wait like this! You would not believe the time I’ve had trying to get here!” As the stranger spoke, he smoothly made his way to Lan Zhan’s table and plopped down in the seat across from him. Lan Zhan had never seen him before in his life, and yet here he was, stowing his bag at his feet and looking every inch the penitent boyfriend. He briefly wondered if he had somehow crossed into a parallel universe, because what.
Lan Zhan gets stood up. Somehow, he ends up with a boyfriend anyway.- Language:
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01 Mar 2026
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looking through a window by glitteringmoonlight
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Apr 2021
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Everything about Professor Lan, from the way he speaks, thoughtful and poignant and never loud— like he was saying I will not raise my voice. If you want to learn, pay attention. It was one hell of a power move, in Hao Mei’s opinion— to the way he dresses, to the way even his gestures have a subtle elegance to them, scream that he is as meticulous as they come.
Which is why it comes as such a shock to Hao Mei when someone in booty shorts appears in the background of Professor Lan’s video.
In which Professor Lan's students try to figure out exactly who that person who appears in his video is- Language:
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01 Mar 2026
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if you go chasing rabbits by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Oct 2020
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Wei Wuxian drops his hand, leans one shoulder into the stunted door frame. “Oh. Okay. So. Why are you here, exactly?”
“The Institute sent me to assist you,” the ridiculously beautiful cardigan owner says, “as your familiar.”
Wei Wuxian laughs as if it’s a joke, although the man’s stony expression makes it clear that any humor gleaned from him is likely unintentional.
“Well, uh, I appreciate your,” Wei Wuxian says, “you know, time, but everything is under control here, actually.”
With impeccable timing, a tea-kettle sound keens from the kitchen, followed by a contained bang.
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Or: Wei Wuxian is a witch, Lan Wangji is sent to be his familiar. They figure it out.
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26 Feb 2026