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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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01 Jul 2026
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Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...
(Stand alone AU, based on a prompt)
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- Part 11 of Ana's AU's
- Part 1 of MadAtYourDad
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28 Jun 2026
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Jack's Kindergarten teacher meets his family for the first time.
Based on this tumblr post by @lobotomycastiel
"jack is a very sweet and well-liked kindergartener which tricks people into thinking he has normal parents and then they meet dean and cas who are THEE rudest people on the planet and complete freaks besides that and they’re like '??? HOW did they raise this lovely boy'"
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- Part 5 of it’s brighter now (babyjackverse)
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28 Jun 2026
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Jack's school counselor tries to call a meeting with Jack's parents about his developmental difficulties. Neither Castiel nor Dean reacts as she expects. inspired by this tumblr post https://autisticandroids.tumblr.com/post/642599386622361600/spnwatchdean-goes-yeah-theyre-kinda-twirls-his
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It's the final Quidditch match, Ravenclaw vs. Gryffindor and it's also the first Hogwarts Quidditch game with a magical kiss cam, spotting the two people with the most chemistry. Now what would happen if it focused on the two opposing seekers.
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28 Jun 2026