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    Tom was pretty certain that the whole no room at the inn thing only happened in either fanfiction or the Bible; now, it's fucking happening to him.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Jude asks Haaland to top him—needless to say, they’re both unprepared for Jude's first time bottoming.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    The aftermath of their win against Brazil is unlike anything Erling has ever dared dream of. There's rowing and drinking and endless public celebrations, but Erling's personal favourite is having Jude Bellingham in his bed, squared away in a Miami hotel room.

    Ready and willing and his for the taking.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Erling Haaland is not nervous about Brazil.

    No, what's much more nerve-wracking is seeing Jude Bellingham standing in front of him, shy and uncertain, and so unfairly gorgeous.

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    12 Jul 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "You couldn't be like this with anyone else. Nobody could take it."

    Not like I do.

    It goes unspoken, but it lands in the tiny gap between their writhing bodies, an uncomfortable weight.

    Or; Moonjo tries to convince Jongwoo of something they both already know.

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    03 Jun 2026