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Aiku and Barou have always enjoyed a closer relationship than most alphas. After several years apart, Aiku is gutted to learn Barou won’t let him get as close anymore.
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satisfaction of the sword by useless_donut for hdnprplflwrs
Fandoms: Blue Lock - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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King Barou Shouei is alone, injured, and deep in the wilderness. He must accept the first help he finds, even if it comes from a band of mercenaries—one of whom is oddly familiar—that may or may not have his best interests in mind.
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The Ghost Guys Episode 31: The Ghost King of Pferdwolf Castle by useless_donut
Fandoms: Blue Lock - All Media Types
05 Apr 2026
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Step into the world of the Ghost Guys—Aiku Oliver and Sendou Shuuto—as they investigate the most chilling haunts to be found. From abandoned hospitals to eerie ancient castles, the Ghost Guys use cutting edge technology to uncover and expose the mysteries that most are too afraid to confront. In this episode, follow along with Aiku and Sendou as they bring you to the haunted Pferdwolf Castle, a 14th Century ruin hidden deep in the wild woods of Germany, and search for signs of the fearsome Ghost King himself. Are you brave enough to come along?
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Barou may be gay, but it’s stunningly easy to ignore the fugly jackasses on his team. Most of them aren’t even his type, so it’s terrible luck that the one man he can’t completely ignore is the notorious and obnoxious flirt, Oliver Aiku.
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the birds and the snakes by useless_donut for tangerinedarker
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
01 Jan 2026
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Karasu finds Aiku frustratingly difficult to read, so it's extra infuriating that Aiku clocks him as queer and invites him out to a gay club. Karasu goes, if only to find some ammunition to needle Aiku with, and ends up in over his head—in the last way he expects.
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aiku/barou kinktober 2025! by 34540, 34540 (orphan_account), honeydewnt, useless_donut
Fandom Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock (Manga)
23 Jul 2026
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The galaxy tries to find the way forward, in the wake of the destruction of the reapers.
Post-ME3, destroy ending, but completely ignores the whole ‘destroy all synthetics’ thing. Basically, the reapers are destroyed and everyone else lives. Also assumes that Kaidan and Male Shepard had a romantic relationship in ME1.“You drank ryncol?” Kaidan hissed at him, clearly not prepared to let that one go.
Shepard shrugged, knowing it would only infuriate him more. “Yeah. But I survived,” he pointed out casually.Bookmarked by useless_donut
19 Jul 2026
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So she says, completely and utterly serious, with the gravitas of someone announcing a terminal illness or something of that fucking like: “I need you to be my boyfriend.”
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- Part 8 of 100ships challenge
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28 Jun 2026
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There is a man in Root with the Yamanaka bloodline limit who can take a person and make them into whatever his clients want them to be. What Danzou wants is total revenge on Kakashi, to reduce him to nothing but a dumb, horny dog that his agents can use for stress relief. He is very, very successful.
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22 Jun 2026
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After Dongsoo stopped throwing him around and actually listened to what Taesuk had to say–but before he agreed to testify–they sat together in the deserted alleyway outside Dongsoo’s hideaway and shared a cigarette.
The last one in Taesuk’s pack.
“Only on one–no,” Dongsoo paused, he took a pull on the cigarette before passing it over. He was quiet, had a faraway look on his face that said the gears were turning.
Taesuk almost hesitated to interrupt. Almost. But he just let this asshole gangster kick his ass so he could get a chance to talk him into testifying so he’s gonna damn well say what he pleases.
“What? What is it? Don’t keep me in suspense now.” He leaned back into the corrugated metal shutters behind him and rubbed his forehead.
“I have two conditions,” Dongsoo said, turning to him.
“Only two? Ha, they must be pretty big then. Let’s hear it.”
Taesuk put the cigarette to his lips. He inhaled, let the acrid smoke curl up inside him before breathing it out through his nose. He passed it back.
He hoped Dongsoo would ask for something simple.
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17 May 2026
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that amorous surrender by lacrimalis
Fandoms: Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector (Video Game), Citizen Sleeper (Video Game), Citizen Sleeper (Video Games)
18 Feb 2025
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You find Yu-jin in the cargo bay in the middle of a workout.
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- Part 2 of space grifter blues
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28 Apr 2026