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Three Weeks in a Four Poster Bed with You by January_First
Fandoms: In Memoriam - Alice Winn
28 May 2024
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He had asked Gaunt about this the previous night, when he could tell that he was sore and spent but so damnably uncreative where sex was concerned. Gaunt had snapped that he talked too much so Ellwood had tried to be gentle, tried not to lose himself completely. But that sort of restraint wouldn’t do for tonight, not when three nights from now they would either be dead or sleeping in a dugout.
Not when there were still so many things they hadn’t tried.
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24 Mar 2025
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“I’m sorry. It’s just that I’m not sure I want to do all those - things that - you know, um -” Rimmer makes an overcomplicated incomprehensible gesture with his hands, “guys do - with other guys. I don’t know if I’d… like all that.” He looks like expects to be laughed at, or slapped, or abandoned.
Lister nods. “Alright.”
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The boys take it at their own pace.
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03 Feb 2025
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Lister thinks that talking electronics are cute until he encounters Cat’s newest shiny thing, and typical Dwarfer silliness ensues.
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25 Dec 2024
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Another series of Red Dwarf one shots. This year's prompt list by me, inspired by an idea by Tumblr user @a-literal-toaster-wtf.
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(Find my contributions to Smegtober 2023 here.)
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- Part 2 of The Smegtober Collection
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03 Oct 2024
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Set a few years after the events of LordValeryMimes's "Into My Hands" when Lister/Rimmer are in a relationship and the events of that fateful night come up... Written as a remix of Into My Hands for the Red Dwarf Fic Remix Fest.
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11 Aug 2024
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Game night is in honour of Rimmer's newly acquired hard-light body. Lots of drinking leads to lots of talking, and before either of them know it, they've agreed to have sex, but on the condition it's to provide Rimmer with some practice so he can improve his skills for women.
Not because he's gay.
Definitely not.
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03 Aug 2024
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A series of episode-adjacent loosely connected moments chronicling the ups, downs, erections and absolutely not the falling in love of one Arnold J. Rimmer, BSc., Ssc.
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28 Jul 2024
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This is basically a sexy re-imagining of the novel Better than Life and therefore contains spoilers to said novel.
We find the crew of Red Dwarf living out their wildest dreams in the Alternate Reality game, 'Better than Life'. But Lister soon starts to realise that his dreams perhaps aren't very wild at all. Maybe they're a little, teensy, tiny bit...boring?
Enter Trixie LaBouche. In a ten-tonne truck and eight inch heels with a lousy personality to boot, she's definitely not what Lister was expecting. But she might be exactly what he needs.
One thing is for sure - Life is never boring around Trixie LaBouche.Bookmarked by wizard_beast
23 Jul 2024
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Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.
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- Part 1 of The Repair Shop
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07 Jul 2024
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Rimmer has just done something brave and completely out of character. Now it's Lister's turn to be brave and take a chance on the smeghead.
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13 Jun 2024
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A missing scene from Can of Worms/sorry excuse for porn.
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28 May 2024
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Pure shameless smut. Four unconnected stories of 'the Boys From the Dwarf' having some self-satisfaction with dildos. Each chapter focuses on a different member masturbating.
Chapter one: While Lister's out drinking with his mates, Rimmer tries to de-stress by indulging in one of his most secret pleasures.
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29 Apr 2024
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After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.
Can be read alone or as part of the series.
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- Part 1 of Last Man in Space
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05 Apr 2024
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Rimmer reflects on the last three million and forty years.
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When Rimmer gets a promotion at work, he makes Lister's life a living hell. It doesn't take long for that particular bubble to burst.
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04 Apr 2024
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AU after Holoship. Rimmer is unhappy after his stint on the Enlightenment, and Lister is the only person he can confide in.
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01 Apr 2024
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Being Ace Rimmer isn’t supposed to be this difficult. Maybe he's just really bad at it.
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- Part 2 of Easy!verse
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13 Mar 2024
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Sex isn’t supposed to be this difficult. Maybe they’re just really bad at it.
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- Part 1 of Easy!verse
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10 Mar 2024
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Rimmer still isn't convinced that being Ace is such a great idea.
"Missing scenes" from Stoke Me a Clipper. Originally intended to be a short snippety thing, but the whole thing spiralled out of control
like a drunken ice skater on a roundabout.Bookmarked by wizard_beast
08 Mar 2024
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Rimmer keeps bringing up Lister's pregnancy. Lister confronts him about it. Some things are discovered in the process.
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07 Mar 2024