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Hinata learns what scissoring is.
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She’s gonna ask someone about it. It sounds important. She looks at her options from across the table. Kageyama is trying to fish out a single noodle from her bowl using one chopstick, which means Kageyama definitely wouldn’t know anything about advanced vocabulary. Noya is standing over the stove while slurping away at her second bowl of ramen, frying approximately fifty thousand eggs. Tanaka is rubbing her shaved head while typing something on her phone.
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Noya does not know how to tell her girlfriend that she’s kinda, sorta, really, really, really into her.
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They’re going on a date today, and Noya had done everything by the book: set a reservation, dressed up, bought flowers, showed up early, and Asahi had opened the door, apologized for not being ready, blushed heavily at Noya’s flowers,
…and Noya is sitting on the bed as Asahi strips?
Okay, it’s more like Asahi is changing while Noya is staring intently at Asahi’s wall, because respect and privacy and stuff. Noya figures they’re not at that stage in the relationship yet, Asahi wants to take things slow, and also, “Wow, what a nice wall you have there Asahi! The paint looks very…painterly!”
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Hinata, an aspiring Olympic weightlifter, joins the Karasuno commercial gym.
(***Abandoned + unedited WIP that will not be continued, unless I have some insane divine-level stroke of inspiration)
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Buff girl is wearing an oversized shirt and basketball shorts, but Hinata can see her muscle definition through the fabric that’s sticking to her skin. She has to be like, what, a bodybuilder or something? No, there’s no way — the little bounces on her feet before each set, the leg compression cuffs, the way she reaches her squat depth with her hip slightly lower than her knee but not lower — all point to her being a powerlifter.
Okay, Hinata, focus. You’re here to do a seated barbell overhead press to improve your shoulder muscles, not gawk at randos.
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Florida is a scary place. Thankfully, Asahi meets Noya, aka Florida man extraordinaire.
Asahi tries new foods, trespasses on private property, deals with an alligator, and admires the natural landscape, and is oblivious to Noya's attempts at flirting.
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The list is slowly checked off, and Asahi makes his way to the checkout counter. A cashier wearing a bright green button-up and a black apron greets him. He has dark hair that’s gelled up with a tuft of blonde in the front and piercings on his ears. He looks really badass. He smiles cheerfully. “Hello! Did you find everything okay?”
Wow, Asahi thinks, my first cool person in Florida.
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A love quarrel between two good ol' pals. Who do you choose: Illumi or Hisoka?
It gets better as it progresses, I promise ;)
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