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Pansy Parkinson has a hobby. It’s nothing special – she likes to write short, funny stories from time to time. Mostly, they are just for shits and giggles – a tale where Dumbledore is a very dumb Sphinx, a oneshot where her and her friends work in a muggle grocery store, etc. Those let her take the edge off when school gets too demanding, or when her mother decides to act up again and threaten to kick her out. An escape from reality, really.
Draco Malfoy is a little shit. Everyone knows it – he is a spoiled, mean prat, who relishes in petty trickery. His popularity boils down to his favourite hobby – annoying Harry Potter. The possibilities are endless; throwing stuff at him, snarky comments regarding every aspect of the others life, sabotaging his academic efforts, and recently, educating himself to become a better hater.
tldr: pansy writes fanfics about people around her, draco tries out a new method of tormenting potter, and crabbe is too clumsy for his own good.
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W Paryżu dzieją się "pogawędki" - elegancko nazwane, zorganizowane kłótnie. Na jednej z nich Adam Mickiewicz palnął taką głupotę, że aż się nie chce wierzyć nikomu że naprawdę to powiedział.
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- Part 2 of Słowackiewicz Backshots
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Juliusz postanawia zakończyć mękę dręczącą go przez ostatnie 3 miesiące. Ktoś cierpiący na brak inspiracji przybywa mu z nieoczekiwaną pomocą.
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- Part 3 of Słowackiewicz Backshots
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When Harry won the luck potion at one of Slughorns classes, he wasn't sure what to do with it. Follow Malfoy? Find a horcrux? He decided the first would be more reasonable.
But the potion had other plans, leading him to be caught by a prefect who he never paid attention to before.
Why on earth does this dude have such an intense eye colour?
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Nosz kurwa jego mać.
Juliusz nie był w stanie to uwierzyć. Akurat jak uznał że potrzebuje odpoczynku od paryskiego zgiełku, musiała go złapać burza. Do tego pośrodku niczego. Ah, dlaczego on?Series
- Part 1 of Słowackiewicz Backshots
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Wypociny humanisty który mści się na smutnych wieszczach narodowych
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Exhaling a heavy sigh, Alhaitham glanced down at the pile of laundry and began feeding the clothing into the washer one by one.
A small pair of sleep shorts. One of Kaveh’s usual flowy shirts. Warm socks. Gloves. A sinfully small pair of red lacy panties -
“Dammit.” Alhaitham threw them into the washer as if the delicate strings were cut from flame rather than cotton, clearing his throat unnecessarily loudly in the empty room.
His fingers flexed in front of him as he thunked his wrists down against the edge of the hamper, skin tingling from the phantom sensation of worn lace brushing against his knuckles. After taking a deliberately calming breath, he reached down once more, abandoning his careful pace in favour of grabbing fistfuls at once - hoping the sheer speed would spare him from getting inappropriately caught up in Kaveh’s delicates again.
It did not.
Or; Alhaitham does Kaveh’s laundry once he moves in, then proceeds to lose his mind.
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Draco and Harry are supposed to be practicing dueling.
Things escalate.
Quite a lot.
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What if Draco had managed to escape his Manor with Harry and everyone else when they had very barely avoided Voldemort?
What if he somehow managed to convince Harry to help him?
“The way that everything had worked out made it impossible to believe that Draco hadn’t manipulated it all to suit him. But Harry knew he hadn’t; he’d seen the look in his eyes when he’d confronted him.
Seen the way he suffered in his sleep, even otherwise. He knew Draco hated himself more than any one of them could ever bring themselves to.
Now Harry hated himself too, for blaming Draco for his density; the fact that it had taken him so long to realise that everyone else would be better off if they were apart.
It was worse because Harry silently thanked the high heavens that it had worked out this way. Because it meant that him and Draco were now undisputedly wound together as if by fate, and even Ron couldn’t do anything about it now.
God.
Fuck. It. All. “
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Harry Potter Saviour Sweet, Whose Eyes Are Bright and Arse is Neat by WolfieHOGWARTIE
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2026
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Hogwarts has a Valentine’s problem. I written it for fun.
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As the Hogwarts Express transports them to their 4th year of magical education, Draco is dared to kiss no other than (in)famous Harry Potter. Unbeknowns to Draco, Pansy puts a spell on him which forces you to act according to your true will. He kisses Potter regardless.//Also known as the movie scene in which Harry gets a crush on Cho. But Cho matters not when there's a nasty determined blond corraling you in the corridor.