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Billy had been reticent at first. A trip to New Asgard was one thing, but the all-male sauna felt just outside his comfort zone. Then the resort rep had let slip that he spent every Sunday night there. “I don’t work a Monday so I like to unwind, you know.”
Interest piqued, Billy had gone into research mode. His understanding of a sauna like this was based on porn and that one season of American Horror Story. But surely it couldn’t be that? Could it? Turns out, no, it was just a genuine way for people to relax and destress. Most were gender neutral but occasionally there was some separation. Even the one in town was technically neutral, the treatments were open to all but there were three saunas and three steam rooms. Two for guys, two for women, two for families. Though, the only difference, really, was that the family one required swimwear. The online description said that the other two were based on personal preference and open to anyone. Given the amount of shapeshifters, non-humanoid beings, and the one guy made of boulders, Billy figured they had to be ahead of the curve in terms of inclusivity.
Speaking of curves, the rep was sitting across from him, legs spread, towel folded beside him, and a heavy cock and balls on full display. No way he wasn’t at least half hard. Fuck, what if he’s actually flaccid!? The guy was very much a gym bro to look at, but had been an absolute dork during the tours of the Asgardian monuments. Over six feet tall, broad shoulders and a massive chest, an unfairly tapered waist and thighs that could fully crush water melons. Legitimately, he’d shown one of the tour groups him and a couple of the other reps crushing watermelons, pumpkins and (for one Asgardian guy) a concrete block. It’d been for charity earlier in the summer and he’d waxed lyrical about how sticky his thighs had been for days. “Seriously folks, it took like three showers!” Billy had totally only watched the video once, and he’d fight anyone who claimed otherwise.
“So, you been here before?” The guy asked, goofy smile focused on Billy.
“Uh, no, never used a sauna before actually.” Billy blushed and looked down at his own lap, towel wrapped tightly around his narrow waist. Why the fuck am I here? He knew he wasn’t a bad looking guy, but sat across from this hunk he felt like he wasn’t anything but skin and bone. Logically he knew he had muscle definition, he was just slender. And hairy. Despite his youthful and smooth face his chest, belly, and legs especially the legs were covered in thick, dark hair.
“Nah, dude, I meant New Asgard? First time visiting?”
“Oh, shit, uh yeah. First time abroad actually.” Billy looked up, offering a shy smile.
“Sweet! Great first stop man!” The guy said, “Teddy, by the way.” He stood and crossed the already short distance between them, massive hand outstretched to shake.
Gulping, “Billy”, he shook the offered hand and did his best not to squeak at how firm it was. Or that the guy, Teddy, dropped next to him instead of returning to his original seat on the opposite bench.
“Where you visiting from?”
“New Jersey, are you like -” An intergalactic refugee? How the fuck do I ask that!?
“Asgardian?” Teddy’s cheerful demeanour never faltered, “Nah, Skrull here. Well” he shrugged “Part Skrull, part Kree. It’s a whole thing.”
“Oh, cool.” Billy knew there was some kind of tension with the two species, but not enough to broach a very delicate subject. Not while he was trying to focus on the coal pit in the corner instead of looking at the massive cock on the man beside him anyway. “You worked here long?” That seemed like a safer topic. Better than ‘how long is that dong’.
“Nah dude, just a couple months.” He paused, standing up to pour more water on the coals, filling the room with scented steam. “If I’m being honest, there’s probably like a rule against me inviting you here, but I didn’t really pay much attention.”
“Huh?” Billy’s head snapped up, lost in thought as he stared at the perfect ass five feet away from him.
“I mean, I could be misreading things, I hope I ain’t though.” Teddy turned, his already girthy cock much thicker and more pronounced. “Am I?” He reached down to tug his ball sac, stretching it out to what must’ve been a more comfortable angle for him.
Billy gulped, loudly, eyes wide. “I,” he coughed, throat suddenly dry, “Yeah, yes, very much reading the signs!”
Teddy’s grin broadened as he crossed the distance again. As his cock got closer, Billy noted the long droop of his foreskin, the thick pulsing veins that ran along either side of the shaft, and the thick bush of dark blond hair. Acting on instinct, he leant forward and took the head in his mouth, tongue darting to taste the salty precum under the hood.
“Good boy,” Teddy groaned, moaning as Billy swallowed more and more of his half hard cock. Eventually his nose was buried in sweat damp pubes, dark grey eyes gazing up past the planes of muscle to meet the hunger on Teddy’s face. He gulped. “Oh fuck me! Do that again!”
Billy swallowed, over and over, his throat stretching uncomfortably as the invading cock expanded and reached its full hardness. Until eventually he was forced to pull back, not quite choking but not far off it either.
The slick cock hung heavy, drawn down by its own wait as he gasped for air. “How,” he coughed, “how big is that thing!?”
Teddy, for the first time since they got in the sauna, actually blushed. “It’s, well uh,” he cleared his throat, hand braced on the upper bench either side of Billy’s shoulders. “It’s as big as I want it to be.” The way he turned pink, the blush spreading down to his chest, and couldn’t meet Billy’s eye was at complete odds with his huge body and leaking cock. It’s kinda cute.
“Huh?”
“Skrull, uh, Skrull physiology . . . I can shift my body into anything I like.”
He looked ready to call time on their encounter, unaware of the awe on Billy’s face. “Anything?” He asked, softly.
“Sorry, I can make it more manageable-”
“Don’t you fucking dare!” Grey eyes flashed bright blue for a moment. Barely a flicker of power, but that’s all it took when Billy wanted something. And he REALLY wanted this.
“Why is the door on the other side of the room?”
Billy glanced to his left, where the door should be, was now just a wood panelled wall. On his right a door had appeared where it wasn’t before. Grinning, he stood and grabbed Teddy’s hand. “Just go with it!” He pulled a very willing Teddy to and through the new door.
Crossing the threshold they found a fairly simple room with a huge bed in the centre, bottles of lube laid out on the sheets. Billy was tempted to explain, but before he could utter a word he was pulled back against a wall of firm muscle, lips and tongue and teeth attacking his shoulders. Teddy’s massive hands undoing the sauna towel and tossing it off into a forgotten corner.
“Ahh, fu-oomph!” Billy was spun around, his mouth captured in a deep kiss, his rigid cock grinding into the upper thigh of this practical stranger. Big hands grabbed his ass, firmly squeezing and forcing him on to his tiptoes before eventually lifting him off the ground all together.
Billy wasn’t the most experienced lover in the world. He’d had exactly one boyfriend, ever. And while they’d done the basics, he’s never been literally swept off his feet. Not that it stopped his body knowing exactly how to react, his legs wrapping tightly around Teddy’s waist and arms around broad shoulders.
Teddy walked them towards the bed, hands massaging and spreading Billy’s cheeks, the tips of his fingers brushing the puckered hole between them. “Mmmmmphhh!!” Billy whimpered, breaking the kiss for a moment.
“Yeah, you like that sweetheart?” Teddy pressed more firmly, grinning when his middle finger slipped to the first knuckle. “You done this before, or this your first time?”
“Oh, fuuuuuck,” Bill clung tightly to the man holding him, the invading digit tracing a figure eight just inside him. “Yes to both!”, he gasped, “Not a virgin, never had a hook up like this!”
“Yeah, dude, you all nice and innocent, for me?”
“Don’t call me ‘dude’” there was no bite to it, Teddy’s finger had reached the second knuckle and was constantly threatening to touch the “Ahhhhhh fuuuuuck!” Billy spasmed, his cock leaking precum against chiselled abs.
“What should I call you then?” Teddy asked teasingly, finger still rubbing the bundle of nerves. “Tell me how you like it?”
“Don’t, oh god, don’t know, just not ‘dude’. Please?”
Teddy’s heavy cock twitched, “Oh, I like when you say that. Want you to beg for me, baby, want you to say ‘Please’ over and over.”
“Only if, oh fuck me!” The digit pressed hard on that bundle of nerves.
“I mean, that’s the idea.” Teddy had a shit eating grin, finger tracing lazy circles around Billy’s prostate.
“Call me a Good Boy, please?”
The grin turned feral as Teddy’s full body tensed. “My Good Boy?”
“Please, please, ahhhhhh fuuuuuuck” a second finger pressed its way inside. “Please, please, fuck me!”
“Be a Good Boy and let me finish stretching you out first.” Teddy gently laid Billy on the soft sheets and snatched a bottle of lube with his free hand. Slow and steady he eased the two fingers out, cutting off any protest with a deep kiss. Swallowing the gasps and moans when the fingers, now much colder and slicker, pushed their way back inside.
Billy felt like he was riding the crest of a wave, torn between feeling weightless and agitated with the pleasure he was experiencing. Shortly after a third finger was added, his ass giving almost no resistance, Teddy broke the kiss and sat back on his knees.
“You sure you don’t want me to change the size of this?” He nodded to his thick and pulsing cock, laying heavy on his left thigh while his right hand continued to stretch and tease Billy’s hole.
“I mean, could you make it bigger?” Billy was only half joking, though he knew what looked like a solid ten inches was going to be a struggle regardless. He’d survived The Witches Road, even if he’d created it. He’d cheated death. Hell, he’d fought Lady Death. He could take a gargantuan Skrull / Kree hybrid, shapeshifting, gorgeous cock!
Teddy understood it was a joke, but concern never fully left his furrowed brow. “If it’s too much, or it hurts in a bad way, tell me? I wanna get you off, I don’t wanna put you in the hospital.”
Billy swallowed, tempted by another joke, “Please,” the joke never came. “Please, make me feel good.”
Nodding, Teddy pulled his slick fingers out and very generously lubed up both his hands and his cock. As the wide, hooded, head pressed inside, he grasped Billy’s much more average dick and stroked with a silken fist. “Breath,” he half sighed, inching deeper and deeper.
The wave was cresting again, Billy knew if he surrendered to it he’d drown in the pleasure. God, did he want to drown in the pleasure. But this wasn’t just for him. As much Teddy was clearly a very giving and generous lover, there were two of them here. Around the halfway mark his hands stopped gripping the sheets and found two muscled arms to cling to instead.
“You ok?” Teddy stalled. For the first time since they started his voice was shaking, like he was using everything he had to restrain himself.
“Yes, keep going.” Billy nodded, meeting the bright blue eyes above him he added, “Please.” His head rolled back as more of Teddy steadily pressed into him.
His ex had made him feel full when they fucked. His toy collection made him feel full every chance he got. Teddy made him feel like he’d never known fullness in his life. He knew it was insane, but he could swear he felt each and every pulsing vein. Minutes felt like hours until finally Teddy’s balls hit his backside and the big hand around his own cock squeezed almost painfully tight.
“So good, so good for me”, Teddy whispered into his throat, soft kissing punctuating each word. “How do you want it?”
“However you like it, please.”
The first thrust was shallow, just testing things. As Billy moaned into it, hands moving from Teddy’s biceps to his shoulders, his legs wrapping around broad thighs, the pace slowly increased.
It wasn’t the rough jack hammer he was expecting, but it wasn’t exactly gentle either. Just rough enough to make him gasp, but careful enough that he knew Teddy was holding back. “Mmmmppph, harder, please, Teddy, fuck me harder.” The p-word did the trick.
Rocking back on to his knees, Teddy grabbed both of Billy’s legs and manoeuvred them until his ankles were on sturdy shoulders. His ass was pulled a few inches off the bed, something he’d later wish they had put a cushion down for. “Can, can I talk dirty?”
“Fuck, yes please!”
The shit eating grin was back, “Yeah, you like this? Like being used by my massive cock baby?”
“Please!”
“Fucking size queen aren’t you? I bet I could even use a proper Skrull cock on you?”
“Please!”
“You don’t even know what one looks like and you’d still let me, huh? Fucking dirty Earth boy, being so good for my fucking shapeshifting dong! You’ve hit the fucking jackpot baby.” The thrusts were quick and shallow now, Teddy may have been holding back but he was still chasing his orgasm. “Most Skrull don’t like shifting so often. I love it though, and I’m a fuckin’ perv too. Bet you’ve got some fucked up Bad Dragon toys? Even wonder what it’s feel like if they were real?”
Billy didn’t actually have any of them. He wasn’t unfamiliar with the brand though, and the thought of a non-human cock attached to this muscle god above him was frying his mind.
“Oh fuck, please!” His back arched, the lights in the room flickered erratically.
“You got some tricks too, I know that. I can’t wait to see how we can use them together!” Teddy groaned, “Oh fuck! Billy, I’m gonna shoot soon, where do. Fuck! Where do you want -”
“In me! Cum in me, Please!!”
The wave crashed into the ocean.
“Fuuuuuckkkkkk!”
“Arrrrrggggghhhh!”
Both men seized, sparks flew from the lights around them and time stood still. Then, just like the wave Billy had been riding, reality crashed back in on them.
Teddy collapsed on top of him, heavy and sweating hard. His cock sliding free, cum oozing from between them.
“Fuck me!” He laughed into Billy’s shoulder, “Not to out myself as a man-whore, but that was the best sex I’ve had. And I’m a fuckin’ man-whore!”
Billy gulped, his brain fogged with endorphins. “Whoa . . . I mean, whoa. I think you broke my brain.”
“Next time I’ll break the bed.” Teddy huffed, his body relaxing into a foetal position, clinging to Billy like a life raft.
“Next time?” He was surprised he didn’t stammer. As much as he’d hope for more, he knew it was unlikely.
“Hells yeah, man.” Teddy sleepily kissed Billy’s collar bone, “I was serious about being a pervert, and you don’t just pass up on finding someone who matches all this freak!”