Dramione that ruined me
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Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
And that might be the thing that saves him.
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A one night stand with her former Hogwarts enemy leaves Hermione with more than just a hangover.
Rated explicit for mature content, eventual smut, themes of pregnancy.
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- Part 1 of funny how? series
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Draco Malfoy is left blind after a tragic turn of events, and Hermione Granger finds herself bound to his side as they struggle to survive. Forced together by circumstance, they navigate the darkness both around them and within, forging a bond they can’t ignore.
Or: Draco is blinded after an attack and ends up in Azkaban with Hermione. They survive the aftermath of war, form a questionable trauma bond—oops—and then something happens that might make you question my HEA tag.
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Hermione believes she’s found her soulmate when she begins exchanging letters with a mysterious, sweet and smart boy.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is the bigoted bully who makes her life a living hell.
CANON REWRITE - HERMIONE'S POV. 4th year until post-war.
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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?