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Of Granger, Malfoy and Nott: Tomb Raiding for Dummies by LyraMBlack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.What could possibly go wrong?
(Everything. The answer is everything.)Starring:
Theo: having the time of his life.
Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.Series
- Part 1 of The Tomb Raiding Chronicles
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
And that might be the thing that saves him.