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The Desert of the Steppe (Reboot) by Zackyali958
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
22 Jun 2026
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Forged in the blistering heat of the Syrian desert, Amira Al Sahra, a scarred and retired endurance legend arrives at Tracen Academy not to chase the Triple Crown, but to fulfill a quiet duty. For Amira running has never been about the roar of the crowd or the thrill of the sprint but was a grim matter of survival, forged through hardship and an unbreakable loyalty to her father-figure, Ibrahim.
Expecting an academy full of fragile, ego-driven athletes, she is instead plunged into a chaotic, vibrant world she fundamentally isn't prepared for as Tracen is a place of bright, pristine tracks where cheerful girls sprint for pure joy, bicker endlessly over sweet snacks, weep bitterly over two-minute races, and shine with unfiltered dreams.
Tasked with teaching these racers the true meaning of discipline and fortitude, Amira finds her rigid, cynical worldview slowly unraveling. In a world defined by fleeting speed, the wandering endurance icon must now become something she never imagined a mentor, a protector, and perhaps, someone who can finally learn to run just to feel the wind.
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“Oh, and one more thing before you leave,” Varka said, his curiosity getting the better of him. “How did you convince him to even try out for the Knights?”
At that, Adorno’s expression shifted into a peculiar blend of amusement, apology, and unmistakable mischief.
It was the exact expression that always made Varka wary because, for all his benevolence and chivalry, Adorno had a talent for being deeply unpredictable when he wanted to be.
“I may have made you a target,” Adorno admitted, his tone far too casual.
Varka blinked, his brain struggling to process the words. “You did what?!"
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My interpretation of Lohen’s Character Story, also known as: how he joined the Knights.
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- Part 6 of Random Lohen Drabbels
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“I’m not cut out for this shit,” Lance admits, hardly able to face Keith as he says it. He passes the bottle back.
Keith stares at the glass, at where Lance’s lips just were, and is unable to bring it to his own. It feels too intimate. He frowns, sorting through things in his mind. “…For parties?”
Lance looks at him like he’s being purposefully dense. “For Voltron.” He rolls a hand out toward the sky. “For— for being out here in space.”
Or, sometimes a few drinks go a long way.
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i'm screaming with joy. drunk kissing klance, their lowkey codependent leader/right hand thing, words of reassurance, sneaking off at a party
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Hoseok grabs the stick, flipping it around so he can read the text. There’s a handy little graphic waiting for him there. One line, not pregnant. Two lines, pregnant.
Two lines. 𝘛𝘸𝘰 fucking lines.
And the worst part, the most audacious part, is that it isn’t faint. It isn’t a wispy, dubious second line, it isn’t a “𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭…𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦” sort of line. It’s a bright-fucking-neon, ugly, glaring blue set of lines, about as corporeal and undeniable as the edge of the tub beneath it.
Hoseok shuts his eyes, willing one of those bars to disappear. When he opens again, he swears they’re etched even deeper onto the white background than they were a moment ago, staring up at him. Boring a hole into his soul.
“𝘖𝘩. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵.”
Hoseok pitches over the side of the bath tub and throws up.
OR, the one where Hoseok has two (2) people he really shouldn't be fucking, and when a pregnancy test comes back positive, he isn't sure which one of them is to blame. But it's about to get messy.
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Lando begins university with his usual demeanor: infectious optimism, passionate zeal, and an almost careless eagerness to just have fun. What he doesn't expect is for a certain Australian transferee to come crashing into his life and teach him about matters of the heart and the unpredictability of life.
🇵🇭 ‣ a filipino landoscar social media au.
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highly recommene, soaper cute nila hereerewe
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Who would’ve thought going blonde would open the floodgates?
Megan was already expressive, but Yoonchae going blonde really cranked it up. Yoonchae’s finally letting herself feel.
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Yoonchae knew Megan was forming her thoughts now. I mean, who wouldn’t? They were good, they were okay, they were sweet. Megan on Yoonchae’s shoulder. Then the moment Yoonchae watched a clip involving Lara and Megan implying she’s good at fingering—just made Yoonchae do a 360 and become a mega total bitch.
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【克伦】在现代 by IvoryRosette
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
21 Jun 2026
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程序员周明瑞 x 魔女伦纳德
诡秘之主克莱恩 x 黑夜天使伦纳德
周明瑞谈了一场梦幻般的美好恋爱。
几天后，另一个伦纳德翻窗爬进他的卧室。——————
基本是各种场景下的pwp！大量高度羞耻且淫乱的kinky play，激烈性行为预警。
轻松日常甜文，一切为了smut。
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- Part 2 of Destiny, Desire, and Romantic Chaos
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The Effects of Touch Intervention in Contact-Averse Patients: A Case Study by malicecharity
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
26 May 2026
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"Robby’s just a little… skittish, you know?” McKay said, nodding slightly, affirming the unimpeachable truth she spoke.
Jack blinked. “What do you mean?”
She glanced into the patient's room, then back at Jack, a quick burst of skepticism crossing her face. “Look at him,” she urged gently. “He looks like he wants to run through the wall Looney-Tunes style just to escape a hand on his arm.”
A revealing chat with McKay brings up some unexpected questions for Jack regarding Robby's apparent aversion to touch. Being of a scientific mind, he can't abide by his previous oversight. Naturally the only course of action is to embark on a rigorous, methodical investigation into the matter. For the sake of curiosity, obviously. No other reason.
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- Part 3 of malicecharity's rabbot fics
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Georgie: Today, as promised, we have an extra special episode. We know you’ve been campaigning hard for this and, believe me, we’re very, very excited to tell you that we’ve finally managed to get access to visit some of the absolute rarest …
Melanie: … and most ridiculously dangerous …
Georgie: … creatures in the world.
Melanie: And we’re really not kidding about the level of dangerous here. We had to sign a practically novel-length waiver, listing some of the potential horrific consequences, such as full-body infestation by things like worms, beetles, mould and eyeballs. Other clauses included ‘invasive fog’, ‘wholesale personality replacement’, ‘dismemberment by instalments’ and ‘becoming a light after-dinner snack for the sky’. Which actually, would be my preferred way to go, if it comes to it.
Georgie: So, in view of our noble sacrifice, and possible imminent eruption in head to toe eyeballs, don’t forget to hit that Like and Subscribe button.
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AU where Isagi caught a mysterious illness, strange markings began to appear on his body, making him unable to continue to play soccer. he spends his life in depression while working a full-time j*b with a generous pay.
Today is his Birthday. Issei and Iyo planned to surprise him when he arrived home after work.
Unfortunately for both parties, he gets caught up in a conversation with his boss, he misses the last bus and it starts raining, isagi walks back to his house only to trip and fall on a crossroad and land in a puddle. so truck-kun takes the chance to claim another victim.
Isagi wakes up in a strange place, and… for some reason he wakes up in a white void with a weird companion by his side, he soon finds out he's reincarnated in an RPG-like world where monsters reside, Everyone has supernatural powers and even some "unnatural" features.
And...Isagi has to survive while having to face familiar acquaintances that seem to gravitate towards him...for some reason.
Will he be able to survive? Will he able to 'save' the world? CLICK TO FIND OUT-( VERY SLOW UPDATES !!! }
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Leave a divot for your eye by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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“So you’re saying Hollander would’ve beaten Haller fucking unconscious or some shit?” Bood laughs, clearly amused by Ilya’s dramatics. He looks at Chouinard like it’s the funniest joke the evening has brought them so far and then looks back at Ilya. His voice dies down when he gets a wink as an answer, making Chouinard choke on his beer. “Oh, fuck, seriously? Are we actually talking about Holly?”
Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husband’s battles. He thinks people should be glad it’s him they’re facing.
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- Part 1 of Make your white hoodies red
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Five Times Lewis Was Annoyed (And the One Time He Wasn't - which still needs to be written) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
26 Jan 2026
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Lewis loved kids. His niece and nephew could account for that. He just hoped they would never age and remain kids. Because these two teenagers in front of him were getting on his nerves immensely.
Or. Kimi and Isack annoying the hell out of Lewis.
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Upon hearing that their newly wed colleagues are getting extra bonuses and salary raises from their company simply for starting a family, Jimin and Jungkook take the great executive decision to get married, with no previous romantic relationship between them. Apart from their little occasional flings. Irelevant.
After all, the economy is horrible and they could use the extra cash.
What Jungkook did not expect, however, was that after they get married, start having sex, move in together and start going on dates, he'd start having feelings for Jimin. Crazy how that happened.
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This shit is so gay and stereotypical but i love it
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The press thinks something is going on between Neil and Kevin because they have too much "chemistry" on the court. Andrew doesn't normally care about the press until they start talking to ANDREW about it. He ignores them, they're not worth it, but something happens. In the middle of a game, he hears a girl screaming "Kevneil." He doesn't want to look, but he does. He sees a sign, and it's obviously an edit, but it's a photo of Kevin and Neil KISSING. This time, he does get mad.
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it's all fun and games by thegreenempty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.
Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.
Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.
Thanks for reading! 💕
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he’s got some dangerous hobbies (like making me fall in love) by manggaedoli
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
01 Dec 2023
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“Why the hell do you need two packs of XL Magnums? Who the hell goes to a store to buy two packs of condoms and a pizza? Are you an animal?” The omega spits out, disbelieving. He’s twenty, for god’s sake, why is this even being discussed, with a stranger of all people. “And don’t call me dude.”
Jeongguk scoffs at that, eyes betraying him a little as they stick to the sinful curve of the smaller’s hips, the fullness of them and the small of his waist.
“I’m sorry your partner has a limp dick or whatever but I actually need these. Sorry you were bothered by my huge dick. Have a good day.” Jeongguk snaps, lifting the pack of condoms in the air and waving them around as he does.
“There’s— there’s children here, you imbecile! A-and— my husband doesn’t have a—”
or, jeongguk is a frat boy with little morals. jimin is a milf with a pretty face and a horrible husband. go figure.
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- Part 1 of fratboyverse
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PSI Am Here! by Geoduck
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
19 Aug 2024
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When the teacher arrived, many of my now-classmates were dismayed by his slovenly appearance, lying on the floor in a sleeping bag. For my part, my only thought was how great it was to see someone living the dream. I would love to be able to have a job where I can openly lie around and not be fired for it. At least that was my original impression...
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The Mysterious Husband by loislaane (divineauthor)
Fandoms: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
23 Aug 2021
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There’s just simply no way in hell Lois’ so-called “husband” is anything but a myth.
Cat doesn’t believe Lois’s husband exists. That is until she meets him.
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Public Redemption by The_Forgotten_Nobody
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
01 Jun 2019
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Oh. Oh dear. Maybe this is why Tony told Peter to stay away from Loki. He’s actually sympathising with the God. He wants to help Loki the same way he helped that duckling that got stuck in a drain.
“I’ll show you my web fluid,” Peter says decidedly. “And then, we’re going to fix your cred.”
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