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“Fuck, I know,” Ferrans voice is almost lost under the constant drum of raindrops, “Think my toes have frozen off,”
Pedri smirks despite himself.
“They have not, idiot,”
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It's cold, it's raining, and conserving body heat is the smart thing to do
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25 Jul 2026
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Everyone at the club calls Pedri and Ferran "los tortolitos" the lovebirds. It’s supposed to be a joke. Just teammates being affectionate, just three years of shared victories, quiet rituals and touches that linger slightly too long.
Pedri's girlfriend has never found it funny.
Pedri must confront the difference between the relationship he has chosen and the connection he has spent years pretending not to understand. As loyalty, desire and fear begin to pull the three of them apart, he is left with an impossible question: how do you protect the people you love when honesty is the very thing that might destroy them?
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25 Jul 2026
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you got my heart (you know me too well) by alwaysou28
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Dec 2025
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“Put your arm around my neck,” he said, and Annabeth frowned, confused, but did as he said, and a moment later, she was lifted in the air, one of his arms in the crook of her knees and the other behind her back.
“Percy!” she gasped, tightening her grip on him. “What are you doing?”
“I can tell that your shoes are making your feet hurt,” he shrugged. “I can carry you so why wouldn’t I?” Annabeth felt her skin heat up, and she leaned in to kiss his cheek, leaving behind a slight stain of her lip gloss. She didn’t think he’d mind.
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Annabeth deserves Princess treatment and Percy is going to give it to her.
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- Part 1 of if they want to, they will
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23 Jul 2026
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“I like science. More bio than anything, but chem can be cool, too.”
Frank’s eyes brightened, and his whole body turned towards her. “Shit, me too! I’m starting to look into options for undergrad, and I’m definitely thinking pre-med. Are you?”
It baffled her how he could sit there in a room that wasn't his, covered in evidence that the world was not kind, and still think about the future. For her, the future had slipped out of her grasp the night she and Becca had shown up here.
Or: Mel and Frank meet fifteen years before the Pitt, in a group home, during the worst year of both their lives. This is proof that they fall in love in every timeline.
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15 Jul 2026
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They were friends.
And yeah, maybe the ring on his finger sort of burned when he looked at her sometimes, even though it was just for show, now.
It was just easier to let her keep thinking he was still married to Abby. Safer.
It raised less eyebrows about the nature of their friendship when the ring stayed on while he was at work, the weight on his finger reminding him not to say or do anything stupid.
It also made it a little less creepy when the pet names started slipping out.
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01 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter has returned for Eighth Year with a new lease on life, ready for a fresh start.
What he gets instead, however, is Draco Malfoy.
Why is it always Malfoy, and WHY does he keep calling Harry his bloody boyfriend?- Language:
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20 Jan 2026
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& how they got there.
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11 Jan 2026
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The Moirai and the Lair of Death and Vipers by FightFireWithFire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2025
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‘“You can’t go alone Harry,” Hermione said, trying to lift herself to her feet but giving up with a squeak, “You need help!”
“No,” Harry said firmly, “This is my decision to run off to try and save Sirius, no one else’s - and you need help Hermione! Look at your ankle!”
“How are you even getting there?” Ron demanded, “'Cause if you want to floo, it looks like we both need to go back up to the castle,” he cried triumphantly.
The answer to his question came in the form of a sudden insistent tugging at the sleeve of Harry’s robe. He flinched back, and looked down to find the skeletal head of doe-eyed Thestral following the path of his hand in an attempt to lick off the blood that coated his arm. Harry froze for a minute, then grinned. He knew exactly how he was getting to London.’—
When Harry made the choice to leave his friends behind, and rescue Sirius from the Department of Mysteries on his own, he had never imagined what the consequences might be.
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03 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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30 Dec 2025
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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29 Dec 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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10 Dec 2025
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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07 Dec 2025
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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- 21/21
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21 Oct 2025
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From the time they’re eleven years old, Ron is always there to help him find his peace in those dark and lonely hours of the night. Turns out, Harry has helped Ron find his too.
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19 Oct 2025
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Uncle Moony and the Memory Charm by iceprinceofbelair
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2022
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During a patronus lesson in third year, Harry remembers something unexpected about his professor.
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07 Oct 2025
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2 Years after Lily and James' deaths, Remus makes his way to visit Harry and does not like what he sees. He sets out to do something crazy about it.
Remus raising Harry AU!
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06 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
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- 17/17
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05 Oct 2025
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A night with Harry was freeing. Harry was like a breath of fresh air from the war, despite being only a baby. He had no idea what went on around him, no idea that Remus was some kind of monster-spy-traitor like everyone else viewed him to be.
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Or, where Remus Lupin happened to be watching Harry on Halloween of 1981 in place of James and Lily.
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- Part 1 of Halloween 1981 AU
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03 Oct 2025
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It starts out innocently enough. At first, it’s just rumours. A few under-the-table bets.
And then someone puts up the list: Harry Potter’s Next
GirlfriendBoyfriend?Partner. And to make matters worse, his best friends are at the top of it. Figures. He really can’t have just one simple year, can he?- Language:
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02 Oct 2025
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“Nearly there,” Hermione is telling him softly. “You’ve done it, Harry, you’ve done so well. We’re nearly there, and then you can rest.”
“Hell, you can check out now if you’d like, mate,” says Ron, with a lightness he doesn’t really feel. He’s counting Harry’s heartbeats, matching his breaths, compiling this proof that Harry came back alive because it’s so much a miracle Ron almost can’t believe it. “I’ll carry you to the castle like a proper knight, and everyone will be too impressed with your victory to take the piss out of you.”
“Ron, honestly,” says Hermione.
Harry’s shoulders shake, the ghost of a laugh, and then the woods don’t seem quite as dark.
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- Part 2 of steady feet
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Bookmarked by Cannotthinkofanamern
02 Oct 2025