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Draco Malfoy had faults, but he also had a few redeeming qualities as well. Never in his wildest dreams did he think he would get married, let alone to her.
Azkaban had beaten and broken him down, but nothing would stop him from getting to his wife.
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Hermione is tricked into coming to a party by Ginny. The returning Eighth years are all for a night of debauchery. Hermione isn’t quite sure this is what she wants, but maybe she should give it a try. Maybe there is a treat for her after all.
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Hermione is interested in exploring more into her sexual interests, so she orders a plethora of goodies online. A mix up of addresses has her speed walking the Streets of Diagon Alley to get home unnoticed. Unlucky for her, she runs into (literally) the last man she wanted to see.
Draco Malfoy never expected that the Golden Girl would be on a sex shop website. Let alone one that had such an extensive collection. Now, he was curious as to what she liked. And he was going to find out.
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Hermione makes a passing comment about how she wishes she could outsource the day-to-day admin of her life. Draco Malfoy volunteers for the job.
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09 Jun 2026
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They were friends.
And yeah, maybe the ring on his finger sort of burned when he looked at her sometimes, even though it was just for show, now.
It was just easier to let her keep thinking he was still married to Abby. Safer.
It raised less eyebrows about the nature of their friendship when the ring stayed on while he was at work, the weight on his finger reminding him not to say or do anything stupid.
It also made it a little less creepy when the pet names started slipping out.
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06 Feb 2026
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“I just think it would be better if someone showed me how to do it right,” she finally says. “And I think you would know how to do that.”
“Mel…”
“I know you’re married,” she rushes. “I know. But you’re my best friend. It would be… friendly. And just the one time.”
or: the one where frank starts soft domming mel at work and she convinces him to take her virginity. platonically.
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16 Jan 2026
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Hermione returns to Hogwarts with nowhere else to go, her friends having gone off to Auror Training and her parents having forgotten her existence. Finding herself surrounded by trauma, and those who brought it, how will she survive, and perhaps even thrive?
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04 Nov 2025
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He brought his face close to her ear, “Thank you for dressing up for me, pretty girl,” he whispered, the words low and rough against her. Hermione squirmed, the throbbing between her legs almost unbearable.
“Please, Draco.”
He hooked his hands beneath her thighs and pulled her down flush against his pelvis and against the hard mass in his trousers.
“You feel that?” he murmured, biting softly at her jaw. “That’s what you do to me, Granger. Standing here looking like sin in lace you probably shouldn’t even own.”
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01 Oct 2025