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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to kill Spider-Man, but he needs more information. Luckily, Peter Parker seems like just the photographer to give it to him.
    Unluckily, Deadpool is far from the only person trying to pull off the whole 'kill Spider-Man' schtick

     

    Spider-Man is reaching his wit's end, doing the same thing for a decade and a half tends to do that to a man. He's wrung out, exhausted, and just about ready to throw in the towel.
    Seriously! If even one more guy tries to come after him, he might just give in completely. One person! That's all it would take! And he'd be down for good!

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    11 Jul 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    The bathroom itself looks like a murder scene, and there's this whole bathtub-situation— the rim of the tub is, of course, smeared with blood, and the water is darkened with it. And then there’s Peter, head lolled to the side, barely conscious.

    Now, it’s one thing for Wade to be strewn out in a blood-filled tub looking half-dead, but his roommate? His un-enhanced, nerdy roommate? 

    “This isn’t a great look for ya, I’ll be honest,” Wade says, closing the door behind him and striding into the room with all the confidence he can muster. “Deathly-ill-chique went out of fashion at least a hundred years ago.”

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    A few months ago, Peter shacked up with Wade Wilson, a.k.a Deadpool, thanks to the heavy "no one wants to live with a mercenary" discount. Though Wade has no care for any sort of secret identity, Peter is still trying to skirt around while pretending that he and Wade aren't close friends in the mask.

    Enter the inevitable severe injury with the steel chair! (injury not actually resulting from a steel chair)

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    11 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    The cliche-yet-underrated (and under-written) trope where Peter Parker works at Sister Margaret's, except in this one, Sister Margaret's has been converted into a popular mutant-friendly bar, and no one can figure out how exactly Peter fits in.

    That is, until Wade gets just a little too pushy and reveals way more than just Peter's mutation.

    Or, 5 times someone comes close to figuring out Peter's identity, and 1 time that someone actually does (and Peter is all too happy about it).

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    "Jesus," Eddie mutters, once the dust has settled. "You look like a vampire's wet dream."

    Steve squints at him through the drip of blood.

    "Just... Just get the first aid kit," he says.

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    Eddie takes care of Steve post-fight with an off screen bad guy.

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    Written for steddiesmuttyseptember Week Two: Tongue

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    06 Jul 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Steve's just trying to get Eddie to stop being a dick, but things get a little crazy.

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    Written for Switch Eddie Week's prompt: Wrestling, with additional wheel prompts: Spit Kink, Power Play, & Clothed Sex

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