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WANNA GET BETTER? by MrShepherdCriesAlot
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to kill Spider-Man, but he needs more information. Luckily, Peter Parker seems like just the photographer to give it to him.
Unluckily, Deadpool is far from the only person trying to pull off the whole 'kill Spider-Man' schtickSpider-Man is reaching his wit's end, doing the same thing for a decade and a half tends to do that to a man. He's wrung out, exhausted, and just about ready to throw in the towel.
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Help! My Nerdy Roomie is Secretly Spider-Man and He's Bleeding All Over the Bathroom! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
09 Jul 2026
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The bathroom itself looks like a murder scene, and there's this whole bathtub-situation— the rim of the tub is, of course, smeared with blood, and the water is darkened with it. And then there’s Peter, head lolled to the side, barely conscious.
Now, it’s one thing for Wade to be strewn out in a blood-filled tub looking half-dead, but his roommate? His un-enhanced, nerdy roommate?
“This isn’t a great look for ya, I’ll be honest,” Wade says, closing the door behind him and striding into the room with all the confidence he can muster. “Deathly-ill-chique went out of fashion at least a hundred years ago.”
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A few months ago, Peter shacked up with Wade Wilson, a.k.a Deadpool, thanks to the heavy "no one wants to live with a mercenary" discount. Though Wade has no care for any sort of secret identity, Peter is still trying to skirt around while pretending that he and Wade aren't close friends in the mask.
Enter the inevitable severe injury with the steel chair! (injury not actually resulting from a steel chair)
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Barstools and Skyscrapers by ohimstar_k
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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The cliche-yet-underrated (and under-written) trope where Peter Parker works at Sister Margaret's, except in this one, Sister Margaret's has been converted into a popular mutant-friendly bar, and no one can figure out how exactly Peter fits in.
That is, until Wade gets just a little too pushy and reveals way more than just Peter's mutation.
Or, 5 times someone comes close to figuring out Peter's identity, and 1 time that someone actually does (and Peter is all too happy about it).
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11 Jul 2026
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"Jesus," Eddie mutters, once the dust has settled. "You look like a vampire's wet dream."
Steve squints at him through the drip of blood.
"Just... Just get the first aid kit," he says.
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Eddie takes care of Steve post-fight with an off screen bad guy.
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Written for steddiesmuttyseptember Week Two: Tongue
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- Part 7 of Steddie Smutty September
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Steve's just trying to get Eddie to stop being a dick, but things get a little crazy.
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Written for Switch Eddie Week's prompt: Wrestling, with additional wheel prompts: Spit Kink, Power Play, & Clothed Sex
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- Part 7 of Specific Character Events
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06 Jul 2026
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Steve's living alone, broke, and keeps swallowing secrets. The Job Ad section of the newspaper has a revelation for him.
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Somewhere between carefully eating a burger with one hand and making it back to Hawkins, Steve gets the thought that Eddie would think this is really cool of him.
Of course, there’s no way he can be sure that’s true, but maybe... maybe it doesn’t matter. It’s not like he’s bastardizing the memory of the guy, if he just thinks it privately in his head. Sure, Eddie would probably want to see a woman in her underwear serving food instead, but surely he’d get it, on some level?
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Written for Switch Eddie Week's prompt: Display, Orgasm Delay, Obedient with additional wheel prompts: Decoration, Human Furniture / Forniphilia, Exhibitionism, & Audience
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- Part 8 of Specific Character Events
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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04 Jul 2026
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Work has been hell lately, and Dan's goal this Friday night is to turn his brain off for as long as it’ll let him. This doesn’t look like sinking into a nice bath or curling up in front of the TV; he needs a shock to his system, and he needs to find the perfect stranger in this bar to give it to him. When he locks eyes with a dark-haired man wearing a suit in the shadows, there's the click of instant attraction, and Dan doesn't need much more than that to follow him deeper into the club.
(not technically a sequel to "It Was Saturday Night (I Guess That Makes It Alright)" but they're definitely best friends that make out sometimes)
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- Part 7 of come sail away to danbert islands..
- Part 2 of saturday night island
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01 Jul 2026
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For a species equipped with a goddamn genuine tentacle penis, troll sex is surprisingly vanilla. Dave takes advantage of a bet with Sollux to rectify this travesty.
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24 Jun 2026
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"Carlos realizes shortly into their sixth (official) date why he's never seen Cecil drink."
Or, Cecil is a lightweight and it's a flimsy excuse to write porn.
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24 Jun 2026
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Izzy thought he would die when he threw himself off the Revenge. Instead, a monster caught him.
Kinktober fill for breeding and tentacles
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- Part 1 of beloved monster
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24 Jun 2026
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My name is Lucifer, please take my hand by starrypawz for Daraasum
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Oct 2023
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In which Eddie Munson is an incubus but also at the end of the day, he is still Eddie Munson
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- Part 3 of Kickstart My Heart
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24 Jun 2026
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Stiles' dreams about the Nemeton take an interesting turn. (Stiles/Nemeton tentacle sex. Heed the warnings.)
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24 Jun 2026
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Stiles looks up. Slowly. “Holy shit,” he says. The tentacle is attached to more tentacles which are attached to a giant glowing squid thing. “That is not the droid we were looking for.”
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24 Jun 2026
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Sam and Dean summon a tentacle monster (on purpose).
Dean has sex with the tentacle monster (not on purpose).
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24 Jun 2026
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With a tired sigh, Steve finally turns toward Eddie, “I don’t want to talk about it. Can we ignore what happened? I want to spend some time with you.”
“My place?” Eddie asks, softly, stroking Steve’s head.
“Isn’t it underwater? I can’t really breathe underwater, Eddie!” Steve chuckles.
“You’ll have to hold your breath only for a few moments. And then we’ll be home.”
Steve’s frowns, confused, “I don’t know what you mean.”
“Come with me.” Eddie whispers, nuzzling at Steve’s neck, “I want you. I wanted you for the longest time and now I think you’re ready.”Bookmarked by JdReal
24 Jun 2026
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Venom finds out about tentacle porn.
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- Part 4 of One Last Ride: Symbrock Kinktober 2024
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24 Jun 2026
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My suggestion? Run.
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- Part 82 of Merlin's magic
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19 Jun 2026
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In which Merlin drinks truth potion and, in attempting to hide his magic, involuntarily shares with Arthur another secret.
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18 Jun 2026
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“Truth spell,” Merlin said. “The sorcerer from earlier, the one in the woods. The dust he threw over us.”
“You should go tell the others,” Arthur said.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m under the spell too.”
Arthur raised an eyebrow. “And you’re in the habit of lying?”
“Yes,” Merlin said helplessly.
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18 Jun 2026