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One (bad?) choice leads to a plan with interesting results.
Simon can’t stop thinking about Baz. He knows Agatha has been doing so too. He just has to figure out how to use that knowledge to his advantage.
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13 Jul 2026
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When a creature comes after Simon, but finds Baz instead, Baz ends up sick for the first time since he was turned. Simon tries to take care of Baz, but the Humdrum's plan went beyond simply making Simon sick, forcing them both to rely on each other.
This is an updated version of my fic Malsaniĝi Toxin.
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13 Jul 2026
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On the day Baz gets to Watford after the kidnapping, Simon is already having a rough time. One little argument leads to Simon having a panic attack, and Baz ends up comforting him.
Or The five times Simon and Baz slept together platonically, and the one time they didn't.
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12 Jul 2026
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Simon and Baz’s no questions asked exchange of sex and blood becomes more complicated as they communicate their wants and needs better.
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- Part 2 of Enemies With Benefits
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12 Jul 2026
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Back at Watford I was always on the ball with these things. I spent years suspecting he was a vampire and yet here I am, completely oblivious. Sometimes I feel as though I left all of that at Watford, like Baz took on a new identity when we left, like that’s an old life that I’m not a part of anymore.
Sometimes I forget that I’m not the only one with scars. My tail flicks pointedly.
Or; 5 times Simon forgot that Baz was a vampire, and 1 time he didn't.
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12 Jul 2026
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Sympathy for the Devil by facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Jul 2026
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Simon desperately wants to fix the mistake he made when he gave his magic to the Mage, hoping that the transfer would kill the Humdrum once and for good. And it did, at the cost of expelling all magic from the World of Mages.
The sudden lack of magic loosened the Mage’s grip on power. With Simon’s help, the Mage devised a plan to try and bring magic back, but, three years later, nothing they’ve done has worked. Instead, the Mage is using Simon to help strengthen his political position by making him sleep with influential mages, both as reward and blackmail.
It's an exhausting existence, especially since, other than the Mage and his men, the only people who know what Simon’s become are those who share his bed. He doesn’t want to be this person, but he also doesn’t know where else to go, and who might be forced to take his place if he were to escape.
Then, Baz breaks into Simon’s hotel room.
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11 Jul 2026
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If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked a Cake by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Jun 2026
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Penelope just found out about Simon's parentage and is getting to know Lady Ruth. They are working together to set up a birthday party for Simon. Penny has never been interested in kitchen magic before, but she's never seen someone make a cake with a nursery rhyme either. Now she's intrigued. Intrigued and cocky. For once, it's Penny's turn to have a magickal mishap!
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- Part 3 of Neurodivergent Moments
- Part 1 of Shimon Sheleg (Jewish Simon Snow)
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- English
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- 1/1
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10 Jul 2026
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Under the Mistletoe by seducing_a_vampire for sunlightschadow
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
19 Jan 2021
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Working as a Harrods Christmas elf, uni student Simon Snow is used to dealing with crying children, hot cocoa crises, and gift wrapping fiascoes.
He is, however, not at all prepared for a surprise encounter with a certain irritatingly posh prat from his Philosophy lecture. And especially not to learn that this prat has an adorable kid sister, even nicer hair than he remembered, and maybe— possibly— a heart?
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07 Jul 2026
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Baby Come Back by seducing_a_vampire for Caitybug
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, swiffer wet jet, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Dec 2020
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What if a Swiffer advert (namely, this one) made Simon realize he was in love with Baz?
That's it, that's the whole fic.
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- English
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- 3,010
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- 1/1
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06 Jul 2026
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If you wanna be my lover by seducing_a_vampire
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Apr 2021
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I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
It's the week before graduation, and former roommates Simon and Baz run into each other at a particularly lively karaoke night. In between terrible renditions of "Brown-Eyed Girl" and "Mr. Brightside," they just might begin to realize what it is that they really really want.
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06 Jul 2026
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You Don’t Have to Read My Mind by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Apr 2026
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What if Baz was rescued from the numpties and got back to Watford after 4 weeks instead of 8? What if Natasha and Lucy Visited Baz and Simon together? What if Baz figured out that the Mage is Simon's father? What if Baz figured out that Simon is AuDHD?
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06 Jul 2026
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I'm Just a Boy in Love by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Jul 2026
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“Cuz fit hot guys have problems too.
Don’t look at us, we’re not dancing for you.
Leave us alone, we have to twerk out our sad.
(Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.)”I clap my hands over my mouth to keep laughter from escaping. I can’t. The mental image of Baz twerking is in my head now and I’ll never be able to dig it out. And he’s in the shower. Fuck!
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Or: After yet another argument, Simon overhears Baz singing in the shower. And then it keeps happening. And happening. How long can the boys keep acting like they hate each other and while using the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend soundtrack to sing their true feelings in the shower?
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05 Jul 2026
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Simon has had a bad day. A really horrible day. He watches Doctor Who with Penny when the idea strikes: if The Doctor could temporarily become the human John Smith and hide the burden of his true self in a watch, can Simon hide his burdens in his sword? Can he have a break from being the Chosen One?
Baz has had a bad day. A really horrible day. He sees Simon disappear again, he can't find him anywhere, and when he gets back to his room, Simon is catatonic and covered in blood. When Simon finishes watching Doctor Who and decides to use his unpredictable magic to go on "vacation" from being the Chosen One, how will Baz cope with a Simon Snow who can't remember being enemies?
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05 Jul 2026
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sunday morning by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
21 Jun 2020
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Simon’s tail scrapes along the sheets and his thumbs dig into the joining of Baz’s hips and thighs; other than this, and the increasingly desperate heave of his chest, Simon strains to keep himself from moving. It’s his birthday, he could take this if he wanted—but that’s not what this is right now. It’s rarely that simple with them.
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26 Jun 2026
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i'm happy now (because i love you) by doodleishere, mostly_maudlin, seducing_a_vampire, sillyunicorn6154, tealbrigade for starwarned
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
10 May 2025
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Simon has a ring and a plan. Unfortunately, his proposal plot goes sideways when Baz announces he's going on a work trip to stupid Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania for an exclusive interview with a stupid magic groundhog -- right on the weekend Simon meant to pop the question. Simon tags along with a ring heavy in his pocket and an assumption that things can’t get much worse.
Then, he gets stuck in a time loop. Typical.
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20 Jun 2026
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Your Ex Lover is Dead by Sourcherrymagiks
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Dec 2019
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Eight years after the events of Wayward Son Baz is living in Paris and working his way through every blue eyed boy with bronze curls that he can find, just trying to kill his feelings for Simon Snow.
Tonight is going to be different.
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- Part 3 of Carry On Countdown 2019
- Part 1 of Your Ex Lover is Dead
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- 6/6
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18 Jun 2026
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The mediator studies the few words that have appeared on the parchment.
“I think I have something for you," she says. “Employment as domestic staff. In a family of considerable standing. Requires discretion, good physical condition and a certain... tolerance for the eccentricities of old magical families."Simon Snow Salisbury needs money. He must save his grandmother's house from the harpies. But in his wildest dreams he would never have expected that his search for a well-paid job would take him all the way to Hampshire.
He is not afraid of looking after four children, a strict housekeeper, or a dilapidated tree house.
But a particular grey-eyed vampire is more terrifying to him than the ghost under his bed.
Especially since Simon is hiding more than one secret.Snowbaz AU takes place seven years after Watford. Simon and Baz are adults. In theory.
The vampire attack took place, Natasha Pitch is dead, Baz has been Turned.
Only Davy didn't quite succeed with Simon. And he deserves it.Bookmarked by Lizard_fruit
15 Jun 2026
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Baz finds himself trapped in a lift with Simon, a good deal of wine, and a bag of crisps.
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10 Jun 2026
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Spectres and Domesticated Atrocities of Wales by DubiousSparrow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Jun 2023
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A love letter, a concealment spell, and a vampire who cares far too much about his marks and not enough about his health.
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- Part 1 of Disaster Baz Does Spells
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10 Jun 2026
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When That Light Hits the Sky by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 May 2026
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Simon’s in his thirties and suddenly unemployed. His old job had its downsides, but he felt useful, full of purpose—and he didn’t have to worry about pesky things like making more than one friend, or minding his personal safety, or even picking out his own clothes (the uniform might have been the best part). Now he’s adrift, and he can’t even talk about it—revealing even an ex-Batman’s secret identity comes with some pretty hefty penalties, after all. But that shouldn’t be a problem—who’s he gonna tell, anyway?
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- 25,163
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Lizard_fruit
06 Jun 2026