Not_How_The_Force_Works
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Full of cliches but Draco is smitten and Hermione is oblivious and thirsty while they are working side by side. Hermione is a professional and is dealing with the crush and lust she feels suddenly for her Auror Partner. Draco is so smitten with Hermione that he would do anything for her but also would love to treat her how she yearns to be treated in private.
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All's Fair in Love and Wardrobes by charingfae, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, g0lden_g1rl, LuckyOrNot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione wouldn’t trade her best friend for the world. Draco’s thoughtful, competent, and makes a mean chicken piccata. Why ruin a perfectly good friendship with romance?
But when she gets trapped in his wardrobe while hunting for Christmas gift inspiration, she sees something she definitely isn’t supposed to. Something that makes her rethink their entire relationship.
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He squeezes it. Groans. Casts a lubrication charm under his breath.
Help, help, help, this can’t be happening. She shouldn’t be here.
This is so wrong.
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12 May 2026
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Hermione flirted with Theo at the ministry ball. Draco wants to claim what's his in a more permanent way
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22 Dec 2025
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
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21 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy is hiding a secret.
He's a vampire.
Turned during the Battle of Hogwarts, he's been living off donated blood, and discovering different ways to hide his 'condition' for the past six years. He was content to wallow in self-loathing until a rogue vampire attacks the blood vaults at St. Mungos. How's a vampire supposed to live with a blood shortage? Not in this economy.
In an effort to fix Vampire-Wizard relations and make his life easier, Draco needs the support of the Ministry. Only issue? It means he has to work with Hermione Granger who is severely overworked and (surprisingly) not his biggest fan.
She doesn't believe that he's 'changed' and suddenly cares about vampire rights. It doesn't help that Draco's still the sarcastic, brooding arsehole she knew from school. Hermione's determined to find out what he's hiding.
Meanwhile Draco's determined to find out why her blood makes his mouth water and challenges his more... primal urges. Why does he want to sink his teeth into her every time she gets close?
Read to find out how these two navigate politics and their feelings for each other.
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09 Aug 2025
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„The death eater statue on the second floor is particularly bad taste. That one will have to go if I move in.“
She expected laughter, but silence greeted her once again, though this one felt different, rushed somehow.
“What?” Draco’s voice was no longer warm and teasing—but sharp, and controlled.
She frowned. “The statue? The one with the hood? Lucius had a terrible taste with that one.”
With his next words, his voice dropped into full Auror mode. “Hermione. Listen to me. I don’t have a Death Eater statue. At all.”
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29 Jun 2025