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All's Fair in Love and Wardrobes by charingfae, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, g0lden_g1rl, LuckyOrNot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione wouldn’t trade her best friend for the world. Draco’s thoughtful, competent, and makes a mean chicken piccata. Why ruin a perfectly good friendship with romance?
But when she gets trapped in his wardrobe while hunting for Christmas gift inspiration, she sees something she definitely isn’t supposed to. Something that makes her rethink their entire relationship.
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He squeezes it. Groans. Casts a lubrication charm under his breath.
Help, help, help, this can’t be happening. She shouldn’t be here.
This is so wrong.
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12 May 2026
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Hermione flirted with Theo at the ministry ball. Draco wants to claim what's his in a more permanent way
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22 Dec 2025
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
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Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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21 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy is hiding a secret.
He's a vampire.
Turned during the Battle of Hogwarts, he's been living off donated blood, and discovering different ways to hide his 'condition' for the past six years. He was content to wallow in self-loathing until a rogue vampire attacks the blood vaults at St. Mungos. How's a vampire supposed to live with a blood shortage? Not in this economy.
In an effort to fix Vampire-Wizard relations and make his life easier, Draco needs the support of the Ministry. Only issue? It means he has to work with Hermione Granger who is severely overworked and (surprisingly) not his biggest fan.
She doesn't believe that he's 'changed' and suddenly cares about vampire rights. It doesn't help that Draco's still the sarcastic, brooding arsehole she knew from school. Hermione's determined to find out what he's hiding.
Meanwhile Draco's determined to find out why her blood makes his mouth water and challenges his more... primal urges. Why does he want to sink his teeth into her every time she gets close?
Read to find out how these two navigate politics and their feelings for each other.
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09 Aug 2025
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„The death eater statue on the second floor is particularly bad taste. That one will have to go if I move in.“
She expected laughter, but silence greeted her once again, though this one felt different, rushed somehow.
“What?” Draco’s voice was no longer warm and teasing—but sharp, and controlled.
She frowned. “The statue? The one with the hood? Lucius had a terrible taste with that one.”
With his next words, his voice dropped into full Auror mode. “Hermione. Listen to me. I don’t have a Death Eater statue. At all.”
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29 Jun 2025
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It started with three simple words.
“Make me, Malfoy.”
A sharp intake of breath. A straining jaw. A raised eyebrow.
A threat, a challenge, a promise.
It had been building for months, stewing beneath the surface. It was volatile, dangerous, and completely irresistible. It pulled at Hermione, drawing her in bit by bit, even though she sensed what lay in wait for her. The darkest parts of her couldn’t resist it any longer.
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31 May 2025
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Green Light by SereneMusafir [Podfic] by AMPAudiobooks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2024
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A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.
Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.
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19 May 2025
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Hermione Granger suffers from insomnia. To fix it, she brews a sleeping potion, but unexpectedly, she begins to have lucid dreams about Draco Malfoy.
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15 May 2025
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After the war, every adult wizard associated with Voldemort was sentenced to death. Their children were shown mercy—in the form of life sentences in Azkaban.
Hermione Granger has spent the past decade honing her skills—she has several masteries under her belt and a successful customs business inventing new and powerful magics. She has a happy and loving group of friends and all the books she could ever want, tucked up in her perfect little cottage in Kent. Surely there’s nothing she’s missing then, is there?
Draco Malfoy has spent the last ten years in Azkaban. He’s broken beyond recognition. So when he’s dragged out into the Ministry after a decade in the dark, he can only assume it’s to end his suffering.
Instead he looks up into the eyes of a grown, indomitable Hermione Granger. Will she help put the pieces of who he once was back together? Will they be able to stop the Ministry’s slow descent into fascism? Will he ever learn how to use the terrifying Micro Wave?
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15 May 2025
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Drawn to the shadows of a small, smoky venue, Hermione Granger comes for the music - dark, aching, and raw.
The masked singer of Nocturne is an enigma, his identity a well-guarded secret. But when their eyes meet through the veil of sound and stage light, something ancient stirs.
In the space between spotlight and shadow, Hermione discovers that some truths are sung, not spoken - and sometimes, the heart knows before the mind can understand.
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15 May 2025
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A string of unprecedented attacks lead Hermione Granger to the vast library of a long-deserted manor, seeking explanations.
Instead, she finds watchful eyes in the creeping shadows, crimson-coated dreams, and an appetite just as ravenous as her own.
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15 May 2025
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Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn’t realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy.
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05 May 2025
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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- 97,894
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- 25/25
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03 May 2025
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In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy- Language:
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25 Apr 2025
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Ten years after the war, Draco Malfoy has resigned himself to a quiet life in Muggle London. His Father is in Azakaban and his Mother is pretending the war never happened. He’s found friendship in unlikely places, with Harry Potter and the rest of the golden trio. Problem is, he’s been in unrequited infatuation with Hermione Granger for fifteen years, and there’s no end to his obsession in sight. Working with her at the ministry is becoming increasingly difficult, and Draco only finds solace within the pages of his diary. Except the diary starts to write back, and as he and Hermione’s friendship grows, he’s torn between the woman he’s always wanted and the one in the pages.
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23 Apr 2025
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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16 Apr 2025
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Public Bookmark 7550
Mystery Work
Part of Damaged Goods
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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15 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger never planned to move in with Theodore Nott. She definitely never planned to live with Draco Malfoy.
But somehow, five years after the war, she finds herself sharing a flat with two Slytherins who—against all logic—have become her closest friends.
It should have been simple. Comfortable. Easy.
But then there’s the night she walks in on something she wasn’t supposed to see.
And now?
There’s no pretending. No going back. No stopping whatever this is—not when they’re daring her to want it.
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10 Apr 2025
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“Glee was the last thing she felt staring into the empty eyes that should have been a bright grey. His face had always looked pointed and sharp, but now that gave way to gauntness. His hair, which he had been so particular about in school, hung long and limp. It reminded her of how his father had looked in his mugshot. How he had wanted to be just like his father growing up. And now he was, maybe more than ever.
A ghost.”After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving.
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09 Apr 2025
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1999
A year since the Battle of Hogwarts.
A select number of students from the class of '98 have been invited back for an honorary 8th year to complete their studies and prepare for the N.E.W.T.s
This invitation, while an honor, comes with a catch: In the spirit of rebirth and new beginnings, Hogwarts has instituted Phoenix House in the hopes that House pride will give students a chance to reconcile and heal. This House is exclusive to the 8th years, and those invited back have no choice but to join or decline the offer.
Planning to keep her head down and focus on classwork, Hermione has accepted admission to Hogwarts for a final year, but when her class is poisoned with a love potion that seems to have no cure and dangerous side-effects, she is tasked to work with Draco Malfoy to create an antidote and investigate who is behind the attacks.
As the investigation becomes murky, Hermione has to ask herself what is more dangerous: this love potion, or the secrets it unveils?
~ Now Complete ~
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02 Apr 2025