SpectrallyDistracted
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Helluva Holiday by scullyphile, SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2026
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They’ve run the gauntlet of giggling students, gossiping teachers, and nosy administrators. Now they’re throwing caution to the wind—Crowley is packing up everything and moving in with Aziraphale. All this while planning a romantic Christmas holiday in Paris.
Phones in hand, they’re always just a text away. And closer than ever.
Series
- Part 2 of Helluva Love Story
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Some Things Never Change by SpectrallyDistracted for Mizmak
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Crowley remembers back in uni, his head in Aziraphale’s lap, Aziraphale’s fingers carding through his hair, lulling him to sleep. He would wake up feeling so loose-limbed and relaxed he wouldn’t want to move. Even the thought of a party and a girl (and the sex that surely awaited him) wasn’t enough to get him to leave. So Crowley would cancel his plans, and they would order takeaway, share a bottle of wine, and… Okay, yes, cuddle on the sofa watching telly.
But that didn’t mean anything.
Did it?
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After the Ending (I Will Still Have You) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2026
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They sit most nights under their apple tree, holding hands, drinking cocoa, watching the heavens.
It's a beautiful life and they live it.
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All I've Ever Wanted (Is You) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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They met at Ana and Newt’s pre-wedding party. Aziraphale remembers being absolutely stunned by Crowley’s good looks—and mortified by his coarse language. That only lasted until they began a hilarious (and frankly unhinged) conversation about the intelligence of dolphins and whales, and something about the kraken, if memory serves.From that moment on, they have been nearly inseparable.
That was five years ago. These days, Aziraphale frequently slips onto a bar stool and keeps Crowley company for a few hours while he works a slow shift at an upscale Mayfair pub, and Crowley spends many a lazy day lounging in Aziraphale’s bookshop in Soho.
But there’s nothing more to it than that. Because Aziraphale and Crowley are merely friends. They’ve never been more than friends. They never will be.
Of course not.
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Just (Maybe) a Gigolo by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Apr 2026
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There's a new man in the neighbourhood, one with wavy auburn hair that flows to the middle of his back. Lithe and lean, he is a vision, and Aziraphale can't stop watching him as he walks the pavement, going in and out of the local bawdy house.
Recent series
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Ping Pong Writing 🏓🏓 by Bohoteacher, cerulean_wings, echo_grace, Ineffable-Shadow (Ineffable_Shadow), Jean_kimberley, LadyZoisite, NaturallyTeal, Sakascal, SpectrallyDistracted, the_odd_scribbler, TheTechnicolorWitch, vidavalor
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
11 Feb 2026
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Works in this series came into existence by playing a game of Ping Pong Writing with different co-authors.
The rules and description of how the game works is also part of this series.
Some stories are finalised, some are ongoing matches.
- Words:
- 31,683
- Works:
- 13
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Helluva Love Story by scullyphile, SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 9,138
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Spectral's Reverse Tropes by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 69,614
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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The Gilded Cage by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 45,328
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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If I Loved You Less by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 May 2025
- Words:
- 24,622
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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A trip to Hell goes bad, and Crowley finds himself the target of Satan’s rage. Incapacitated by pain afterwards, he tries to miracle himself to safety. But instead of his flat, the miracle takes him to Aziraphale.
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Seven Days in Purgatory (Or, Aziraphale Really is Stupid, for Someone So Smart) by Princip1914
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Jun 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to go back to their normal lives after the apocalypse that wasn't. Things are Said and Feelings are Had. Alternatively, Crowley's been in love for thousands of years and Aziraphale is only just figuring it out now.
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Gregorian Emo by KilldegardVonBangin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale wave a hand dismissively. “Oh pish-posh, you know quite as well as I do that the Almighty doesn’t give a fig about the various genital configurations. That’s all just nonsense the humans dreamed up along the way. Of course, if it matters to you, you could always manifest a vulva. I’d be quite happy to fuck you in whichever bits you prefer... Oh dear, he’s fainted. Crowley… Crowley! Are you quite all right? Oh bother it all.”
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Every Colour Of You by Chandyowlet, thisisshiny for Chandyowlet
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale sees sound, words and feelings as colours.
Crowley sees the world without colour at all – only shades of grey, light, shadow and texture.
When they meet, they begin, carefully and almost accidentally, to show each other how the world looks from their side.
A story of perception, translation, and the courage of allowing yourself to be seen in full colour.
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It is thirty-six point seven degrees Celsius and climbing, and Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for five years, and everything is completely fine.
(It is not fine.)
Crowley stops wearing shirts. Aziraphale stops coping. They drag a mattress onto the balcony, eat strawberries in the dark, and somewhere around two in the morning, under a London sky that is too warm and too honest, five years of extremely careful not-saying-it finally runs out of road.