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"Shane Hollander," he said. "We are lying in the very comfortable bed you bought for me to fuck you in, in the very weird condo you bought, also for me to fuck you in."
"It's an investment," Shane grumbled.
"And I have just fucked you, I think, very well," Rozanov continued. "At least I do not remember any complaints."
He swung his body easily across the bed, pinning Shane in place.
"No complaints," Shane huffed, almost a laugh. "No complaints here."
"So why the fuck," Rozanov said into the soft skin beneath Shane's ear, "are you asking me about other men?"
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Or: Shane thinks what he needs to do is fuck another man. Just to see. Just to know. Just to test if it's only Rozanov who can make him feel this way.
But he has no idea how to go about fucking a stranger without it immediately becoming a story in the tabloids.
And he can think of only one person to ask for advice. So, in a post-coital haze, he makes the obvious move: he asks Ilya Rozanov, his extremely casual fuckbuddy, for advice on how to pick up other men.
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05 Jul 2026
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First, but Not Last by Itsallfine, poading
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jun 2026
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“Well, I guess you got what you wanted from me already,” Hollander continued. “Whatever. Fuck you.”
“Wait, no, Hollander.” Ilya turned, throwing an arm into Hollander’s path. “That’s not—”
“No, it’s fine. Stupid of me to expect anything else.” Hollander shook his head, gaze downcast, the barest hint of angry pink tinging his freckled cheeks. “Thanks for making it good, at least.”
It. His first time.
Ilya was the worst sort of asshole.
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In Sochi, Shane isn’t shy about calling out Ilya for ghosting after getting what he wanted. Once they’re safely away from Russia, Ilya forces himself to be honest with Shane about what that first time meant.
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05 Jul 2026
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unknown number by broadley
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane sees his ex at a cafe and texts what he thinks it’s a dud number to look busy, little does he know it belongs to Ilya. Shane uses the thread to use as a reminder for stuff he has to do. Ilya enjoys reading what this mysterious man does until he gets a text at 3am.
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05 Jul 2026
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this is not enough (i am not enough) by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
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Shane's breath catches on a sob, and he muffles the sound with his hand. Everything feels like too much. He’s naked, and he can feel entirely too much on his body, inside his body, and he hates how it's starting to feel gross. His head is pounding, and he can't even focus on placating his mind when his lungs are also screaming in his throat for breath.
Ilya hears, and his hands reach out to hold Shane, tension lying in every part of his body. “Shane—”
“Don't touch me,” Shane snaps, more desperation than yelling as he rips his arm out of Ilyas's grasp. His tears have nowhere to go now, and they finally spill over, hot and humiliating, down his cheeks.
Ilya freezes in place, hand hovering mid-air. A myriad of emotions flicker across his face: confusion, hurt, fear. Ilya takes an unconscious step back like someone shoved him. His body curls in on itself, trying to make himself appear smaller.
He looks... terrified. Like, Shane just called him a monster, and he believes it.
OR: inspired by the fight in the long game when ilya had told shane he could have sex with other men because he did not believe in cheating.
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- Part 2 of missing scenes from TLG 📖
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01 Jul 2026
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heaven and hell were words to me by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 May 2026
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“I, uh, came to ask for a ride."
Luca glanced sideways at Boodram, who was frozen with one arm in his jacket. It truly would have been hilarious, the way they all watched this scene unfold like a car crash, if it didn’t also feel like one.
They shared a confused glance, turning back when Rozanov’s incredulous “A ride?” rang through the locker room.
“Yeah, I, uh, figured I could use one since I just…quit the Metros,” Hollander said slowly, heaving an exhausted sigh afterwards.
In which Shane Hollander overhears his teammates talking about him before a game and ends up in the Centaurs' locker room, asking Ilya Rozanov for a ride.
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- Part 3 of Hurt/Comfort One Shots
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22 Jun 2026
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The boiling point is water by ReileyHeart
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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The day starts off wrong and only gets worse. Every single thing that could irritate Shane does and eventually, he can't process it all. Queue panic, a meltdown, and Ilya who somehow always knows when Shane needs him.
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22 Jun 2026
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ReHeated | Between the Scenes: A Canon-Compliant Compilation by SuperFreakyHollanov
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jun 2026
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My intention is for this series to be supplemental to the Heated Rivalry TV series. Each work will be a stand-alone perspective of either Shane or Ilya (and probably a few cameos by ancillary characters) throughout the series. Everything written will always be canon-compliant with the TV show. Any future references I might use from the books may not remain canon compliant if the TV show heads in a different direction. But I don't expect to be writing that far into the future for that to be an issue.
I am essentially trying to both expand the episode and go deeper into themes, rationales, and actions of the characters. For a multimedia type experience, readers could read these while watching the actual episodes; I do that when I'm writing.
If you've taken the time to read one or more of these works, I thank you very much for your time and support. :)
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20 Jun 2026
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January 2011
It’s All-Star Weekend. Both Shane and Ilya have been named to their respective teams. This work explores their POVs on the lead up to, the events during, and the time after the All-Star game in Nashville. Canon-compliant with S1E1.
Scott and Shane emerged from the elevator together. They clocked Carter Vaughn waving at them from across the lobby. The three men entered the bar together. Already, many of the players from both sides had found their way to the watering hole. Shane trailed behind the two Admiral players, trusting that they’d lead him to where the group was gathering.
As he walked he felt… something. Like maybe someone was watching him. Normally this never happened to him. He was always so focused on what he was doing and where he was going that it didn’t leave room for noticing much else.
But this… sensation… he could feel it. He swiveled his head and looked around the bar. He nearly tripped over his own feet when he saw Ilya Rozanov watching him from a secluded corner where he was sitting with a couple of the other Russians.
Their eyes met.
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20 Jun 2026
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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17 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.Bookmarked by Toooldforthis1990
09 Jun 2026
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He's getting good at this game: sneaking his questions between advances, keeping Shane in that warm state of mind where he'll actually answer them, and stifling the panic rabbiting in the base of his skull.
“So, this is thing?” He asks, tilting his head to try and catch Shane's eye. “You are most charming murderer.”
“Don't be a dick,” Shane huffs.
“Me? Never.” Ilya ducks to kiss Shane's cheek, then his nose, then the opposite cheek, pressing their faces together. He can't help kissing Shane again, on the temple this time, before he continues. “I must be lucky,” he says, “to know you are most boring man alive.”
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Ilya goes to Shane's place for the first time since discovering he's a murderer.
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- Part 2 of kill me (romantically)
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16 May 2026
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When one of the death eaters who attack the trio in the cafe turns out to be none other than Draco Malfoy, Hermione erases his memory. Only she accidentally takes too much...
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12 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy, Literal Sex Doll by Alexis_Vale
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Hermione Granger, swot extraordinaire, offers to help Pansy with the beta testing of her new intimacy wellness product, The Dream Man. Sure it might look like Draco Malfoy, the man she's been interested in for years, but that's purely coincidental. It's for science!
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Draco Malfoy has been infatuated with Hermione Granger for years. When he "discovers" a sex doll bearing an uncanny resemblance to him for her use, he decides a bit of light subterfuge is in order.
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Pansy is tired of her two idiot friends and decides to meddle.
TL/DR: Draco Malfoy is absolutely delighted to become Hermione Granger's sex toy.
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06 May 2026
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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All.—————————————————————
Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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04 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy, nearing thirty and still single, is in a muggle bar on the lookout for a Nice Muggle Lady with whom to spend the night so that he might avoid his mother's match-making dinner plans. What he finds, instead, is one of the last people he ever expected to see again: Hermione Granger. She's waiting on a date... It would be a shame if their chemistry unravelled their plans.
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30 Apr 2026
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Unconventional by dreamsofdramione for PotionChemist
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2019
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A year after they started seeing each other discreetly, Hermione is ready to take the next step.
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28 Apr 2026
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The Scent of Her by Catmint and Thyme (Languish_Locked_in_L)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2026
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Sent to investigate a dark artefact, Hermione and Draco end up snowed in over Christmas. It’s a good thing Hermione’s a beta, right?
A soft and smutty a/b/o with a seasoning of angst and a nice dash of plot. Draco POV- Language:
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27 Apr 2026
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A woman like her deserved fine mahogany. A lush velvet chaise lounge. She deserved bookshelves filled with books from the Manor library. She deserved to be draped in silk and jewels and hand fed grapes and given three to five orgasms daily and—
“Malfoy?”
“Hm?”
Shit. He’d let himself get distracted and almost forgotten that he’d have to earn the right to dress her up like a little doll. And undress her, if he was lucky.
He’d need to play his cards just right.
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24 Apr 2026
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Draco was incensed.
As if he gave a shit about his reputation. If Granger left Weasley this minute, he’d happily fuck her in the middle of the Ministry atrium, where the entire Wizarding world could watch how quickly he reduced the Golden Girl to begging for him to come inside her.
His blood pressure rose and his fists clenched as the puzzle pieces in his mind slowly formed the entire picture.
Weasley was cheating on Granger.
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23 Apr 2026
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Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.
To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.
He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.
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22 Apr 2026