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    “Shiro, I fucked up,” Keith blurted, wringing his hands.

    Shiro paused mid-punch, shooting him a quizzical look. “What? What happened?”

    “I think,” Keith whispered, “I think I accidentally roofied Lance. With my dick.”

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    30 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    He still wanted to shake Lance senseless. Still wanted to force every stupid self-destructive thought out of his head permanently. But not like this. Not while Lance was bleeding through half-finished bandages and barely standing upright.

    “Come here,” he said more gently.

    Lance looked at him warily for half a second before the exhaustion apparently won out. Keith guided him carefully down onto the bathroom floor instead, maneuvering him until Lance sat between his knees with his back angled toward Keith’s chest.
    The position felt immediately, dangerously intimate. Lance’s bare back rested inches from his chest now, warm and solid and distractingly close. Keith could smell the sharp disinfectant still lingering in the air beneath the cleaner scent of soap and the faint metallic trace of blood.

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    After a mission gone wrong in all the right ways, Keith storms into Lance’s room ready to start a fight over another reckless stunt, only to discover Lance is far more injured than anyone realized. What starts as anger turns into patching wounds on a bathroom floor, old insecurities dragged into the open, and the realization that they’ve both been holding back too much for too long.

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    28 May 2026

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    Lance’s eyes go wide with fear. “Shit. You’re right. How could I be so stupid?”

    “It was both of us.”

    The Queen gets right in front of them. They hold their breaths.

    “We had no idea there would be a wedding!” Queen Flaita says excitedly.

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    Lance and Keith accidentally get engaged on a planet. Now they have to get married- and pretend like they want to. (spoiler alert: they actually do)

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    17 May 2026

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    15 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Klance Trope month as found on monthlyklance on Tumblr.

    A series of one shots based on the daily prompts. I hope yall enjoy the wacky shenanigans these boys will get up to for the next 31 days.

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    12 May 2026