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    Various fics about vampire!Izzy

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    "It's the only thing I've ever (I've never) done, what if I never see myself ever be anything more than what I've already become? I need a bad idea, I need a bad idea... Just one..."
    - Bad Idea, Waitress the Musical

    It's the 1950s. Alastor Hart is 21, and previously worked in a radio station until they got bought out by the local TV network to stop them going bust. Now he's working as an assistant to head of the network, 48-year-old married father of two Vincent Whittman. Vincent made it to the top with some pretty nefarious methods. Alastor has always wanted to use similar methods to dispose of his awful father.

    Sometimes, all you need is one pretty good bad idea.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
    “No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”

    You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    One year after their first encounter, Alastor is in heat again. This time his invitation to Vox is planned and their contract is clear: he wants Vox to chase him down, Vox wants him to ask to get fucked, and it's a demonic favor on the line. After all, what's a little bet between friends?

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    14 Mar 2026

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    It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.

    YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;

    FUCK

    OR

    DIE

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    Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.

    Right?

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    06 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Alastor was prepared for a lot of things when he handed himself over to Vox.

    He was prepared for the victory parade. He was prepared for the press circuit. He was prepared for the smoothie date.

    He wasn’t prepared for this.

    Alastor arrives at V Tower expecting to finally get some rest after this awful day, or at worst to be tortured a little. He was not expecting Vox to try to make additions to his chair.

    OR: Roughly 27k of Alastor being fucked raw while Vox oscillates rapidly between cruel and begging.

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    06 Jan 2026